FMW AMMUNITION 13.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

When have I ever given a good interview Dunn?

Oh, and for the record, I always believed in Butters. Guy has been to the main event of the Hayabusa Cup, he has pushed some of the best this place has seen to be better, and even if he doesn't get the recognition he deserves the guy is as big a part of this place as me, Drew, Frost or anyone else.

And should I be holding the belt(s), he knows his rematch is open anytime he wants it and has a partner.

Easy wrote:

"E": You're starting to sound Native American, the way you complain. It's really unbecoming. If I've heard correctly, you were once the Gold Card Gauntlet holding next big thing on a collision course with greatness. Based on what I'm hearing, I don't buy it.

Also, treating me like I'm just some means to sticking it to the Board of Directors is only fucking your own ass.

I'm not treating you like 'just some' anything bloke. Seems to me like you're actually somewhere near the head of, what is shaping up as, an incredibly large rookie class of '11. Unfortunately, for you anyway, you are the fodder that management threw my way. Listen mate, it wouldn't matter if it was a rookie like you, a main eventer like Drew Michaels or some curtain jerker like Calvin X Carter, I won't use the actions of others as an excuse for failure anymore.

I just won't fail.

So how about this 'E'? I promise not to destroy your career before it even gets started if you shut the fuck up, ok mate.

OOC: So which one of us is going to no show this time??

Leviticastform wrote:

You shouldn't have had to work so hard to gain that chance though. The Comeback Kids should have been a world class tag team, not jobber fodder to make whoever the champions are at the time look better. Your friend may have faith in you but FMW obviously doesn't. Dunn will try to save you. Whitt will try to beat you. I will respect you as far as you allow me. Right now that isn't very far. After all when you fight so hard to try and defend a company that has obviously given up on you that proves you are on the same level as people like AVO and that other person who "Wants to stay out of this so bad he has to voice his opinion". The only other person here who is even close to you on being ran down the totem poll is your partner for Ammunition. The gothic warlord or whatever he goes by these days was swept aside from his tag team that was getting to much attention to keep jobbing out and made to sit at home and watch while his former partner got a push that involved Drew knocking him out. I would hate to be in his spot.

Meanwhile the man you call inferior has taken the entire FMW by storm. A GSW guy pushed the TV champ to his limits. A GSW guy brought prestige back to a title no one cared about. A GSW guy garnered the most eliminations in one of the biggest matches of the year. A GSW guy is on the verge of beating the winner of that match in the main event of a FMW show. You spout all this nonsense about FMW caring about you and how inferior and bitter we are. I don't buy it even for a second. I think you only care about FMW now that it gets you attention and on managements good side. I think you are bitter that GSW is schooling FMW when it comes to wrestling, entertaining, getting a response, and just about everything else we do.

The truth is all of you that are speaking for FMW are the ones who are inferior, bitter, desperate, and clearly outdone in every way. The ones who are confident enough in their own talents are keeping their mouths shut. All that garbage you spew just goes to prove how beneath us you really are and just how badly you need us around. Don't worry though, soon enough the whole wrestling world will be talking about GSW soon enough. Just wait until you see what we have planned.....

Ahem. I dispute the validity of that statement.

Who's avoiding? Gimme your leader; I'll break him like I broke you.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

When have I ever given a good interview Dunn?

I'm sure there was at least one time.
Superkicking an interviewer though... Really?

Leviticastform wrote:

Unlike FMW, GSW is united. The closest thing we have to a leader sits in a boardroom. If you want the Gold Standard that bad though any one of us will be happy to take you out. Who will be the guy who sells all the t-shirts and action figures then?

I have merch? Since when? Is it awesome? I bet it's awesome. Oh, also, I'll kick whoever's ass GSW puts in front of me.

Seriously though, I have merch?

David, GSW is a group of assholes that think of only themselves, as someone who worked there I should know. I'm not crying over getting fired, in fact I relish the fact I did get fired from that shithole of a wrestling company.

As for Matthew joining them...

I'll give that overrated pile of shit a reason to stay in a casket.

So hostile.

When were you in a casket?

When he died like three deaths ago.

You need to keep up with these things to understand Dunn, he dies, it's not a big thing for him anymore.

Sweet, I learned something today. Thanks man. Oh, and uh...sorry about what happened at Mount V.

I've actually never been in a casket. It's not something I've ever seen any amount of pleasure in doing recreationally, nor have I been booked in a match.

See, a certain jaded former GSW wrestler is part eluding to my run as Mortus, and part making shit up. I'm puzzled as to why.

I just want to rid the world of you forever Dunn, you know make you rot permanently?

The things some people will do to attain relevance...

Nero Trinity wrote:

I just want to rid the world of you forever Dunn, you know make you rot permanently?

Why?

Hmm dunno really, must be the beer.

In that case, I pity you. But you can still be saved.

Whitt: "Hey guys in GSW, why bother doing what you do? You all suck, you all will fail, we hate you, go away, what you're doing doesn't even make sense..."

That about sums up the majority of what you people say to us, no?

And yet, despite how petty you think we are, we're getting you to talk about us. Hell, we're all anyone can talk about. And when you all talk, the fans' ears perk up. And when they perk up, they here the name GSW. Suddenly, your fans know who we are. And when guys like Levi have the most eliminations in the Mount Vesuvius match, when Dunn reveals himself to be the masked man, suddenly GSW looks to be pretty good.

And all we have to do is further it by winning here on Ammunition. And then win some more afterwards.

And as long as you guys talk to us and about us, we'll be getting all the publicity we need.

Thank you SO much for your contributions.

Question: how do you know you're not just morphing into an aspect of FMW's product? What makes you think that you're accomplishing anything other than getting people interested in what you guys are doing HERE? What makes you think that when you eventually leave, people who saw you in FMW will follow you back to where you came from?

Jeff wrote:

Whitt: "Hey guys in GSW, why bother doing what you do? You all suck, you all will fail, we hate you, go away, what you're doing doesn't even make sense..."

That about sums up the majority of what you people say to us, no?

And yet, despite how petty you think we are, we're getting you to talk about us.

Bryson: Because the first person anyone thinks of when they remember wrestling is XPac.

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

If Matt Dunn wrestled as well as he talks he might have been Abandoned Champion by now.

At least you've done your homework.
However, the same could be said about a number of people. Bryson never got the Tag titles, Celt has only recently got the UV title.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

If Matt Dunn wrestled as well as he talks he might have been Abandoned Champion by now.

At least you've done your homework.
However, the same could be said about a number of people. Bryson never got the Tag titles, Celt has only recently got the UV title.

Bryson: Ive won the UV and FMC belts. To insinuate that because I didnt win the tag belts I'm any less accomplished is really just a pathetic attempt at making you sound more important than you are. At the time I would have loved to be Tag Champion, but I've done bigger and better things. You think those belts are so important because its the only thing youve done of merit.

Seriously though. You trying to say that Im not accomplished enough cause I didnt win the tag belts. Eastwood saying hes part of the first ever tag champions. Its like revisionist history day. Who didnt pass that memo on?

I was eluding to the fact that in many cases, there will always be 'the belt that got away.'
In no way did I insinuate that your failure to attain any tag team gold made your accomplishments mean any less, because, lets be honest, they're very impressive.

See, I'm man enough to say that. You can't admit that I'm a damn good tag team wrestler though.

As for Eastwood, if you recall, the real titles were shelved. Eastwood is one of the first tag team champions, but not a champion of the first set of tag team belts.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

In that case, I pity you. But you can still be saved.

How will you save me when you will fail to save Gay Standard Wrestling and yourself?

To quote the beatles, with a little help from my friends.