FMW AMMUNITION 13.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Turn it up!
bangin' it, bangin' it, bangin' it
Bangin' it bangin' it, bangin' it
Ah, that was interesting
Turn it up
Turn it up
Bangin' it, bangin' it, bangin' it
Did it up, foolin around
Did it up, foolin around
Did it up, did it up, did it up
I will make you understand
Turn it up!

Guess we'll have to wait, David.

GSW.

I'm known as the kooky, fun loving Butters.

I've tried so hard to do my job, give these people a good show, and keep a smile on my face. The Comeback Kids fought to have fun and win.

You refuse to let that happen.

You want misery? You Want to ambush people? I want to hurt people?

You Want a War?

Heh.

You Got It.

Bobino.

I am going to save you. Because I don't want to be you. And you don't want to be you either.
I will take you to a safe place where you can bask in the golden light of salvation, free of what Full Metal Wrestling has done to you.

Apparently being the last elimination out of 30 men in the biggest match on the FMW calendar isn't good enough to get yourself booked these days.

I tried to warn you all, but you people just won't listen to me. I told you that I WILL NOT be screwed over again. You are ALL on notice, there will be a price to pay for this FMW.

OOC: not booked

OOC: Sorry, but you still have something to write, I believe.

Also... you were not the last elimination.

OOC:

Hey, the match says Austin and I are eliminated together. Drew was not eliminated.

And I still could have had a match and done the other thing.

OOC: I love the chosen song. Grandmasters and Hotties represent!

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

Abel Steele wrote:

OOC:

Hey, the match says Austin and I are eliminated together. Drew was not eliminated.

And I still could have had a match and done the other thing.

OOC: Stop complaining about not having a match. Kills any OOC momentum you may have gained by doing well in Mt. V.

Kabutters wrote:

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

There's plenty good with FMW. I'll admit that.
The problem is with the core.

OOC: ease up Butters. Fuck me it's not like I had a go at anyone. Just said not being booked was dissapointing

OOC: Take it easy, Bob.

The reason why I originally didn't book you was because I thought there was no one left to book as your opponent, but turns out I forgot someone.

Thus, I announce that Eddie Chamberlain vs. Abel Steele has been added to the card, to even out the shows with 6 matches each.

OOC: Didn't mean to offend. And I understand dismantlement, and even mentioning it once. Just pointing out that if he mentioned it every post, it would soon turn to whining. Wasn't meant to offend, just offering a bit of advice.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Guess we'll have to wait, David.

I guess so. Call me crazy, but I look forward to facing the esteemed Matthew Phillip Dunn in the ring. Until then, I'll have to content myself with breaking Anwyl in two.

Rottata wrote:

OOC: Take it easy, Bob.

The reason why I originally didn't book you was because I thought there was no one left to book as your opponent, but turns out I forgot someone.

Thus, I announce that Eddie Chamberlain vs. Abel Steele has been added to the card, to even out the shows with 6 matches each.

OOC: Can I haz match too? I'm really goddamn bored, man.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

There's plenty good with FMW. I'll admit that.
The problem is with the core.

Dunn, I am FMWs core.

Each and every man back here that comes out and gets thrown off cages and punched in the face... they are FMWs core. Our battle is dangerous enough without a group of bitter men attacking us for no reason.

People get hurt, it's a part of what we do, and I have no problem with that.

What I have a problem with is cowards.

Only a coward would attack a man that had no problems with them from behind, with a weapon.

Man up, let's see how well the GSW fares when fighting face to face.

Kabutters wrote:

OOC: Didn't mean to offend. And I understand dismantlement, and even mentioning it once. Just pointing out that if he mentioned it every post, it would soon turn to whining. Wasn't meant to offend, just offering a bit of advice.

No worries. I'm not offended. I wasn't meaning to whinge if that's how it came across. Ro said I had something else to do and I was responding to that. Otherwise I would never have mentinoed it again, Out of Character at least. I'd have played on it all show IC.

iDeAndes wrote:

OOC: Can I haz match too? I'm really goddamn bored, man.

You signed up a day too late for me to book you on my show.

In the meantime, raise hell like you usually do.

OOC:

I promise to show.

Kabutters wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

There's plenty good with FMW. I'll admit that.
The problem is with the core.

Dunn, I am FMWs core.

Each and every man back here that comes out and gets thrown off cages and punched in the face... they are FMWs core. Our battle is dangerous enough without a group of bitter men attacking us for no reason.

People get hurt, it's a part of what we do, and I have no problem with that.

What I have a problem with is cowards.

Only a coward would attack a man that had no problems with them from behind, with a weapon.

Man up, let's see how well the GSW fares when fighting face to face.

I'm a two time tag team champion, best tag team of the year, most decorated tag champion that still wrestles here.

And you want to talk about cowardly attacks? Need I remind you of the time that you cost me my first match, and a spot in the first Mt. Vesuvius? Need I remind you of the time you, your brother, and TyranT ran all over NEW however you see fit? Need I remind you how you and Slegna both planned to play a numbers game on Whitt?

But that's all in the past. You want to talk about GSW being a group of bitter men attacking FMW stars for no reason, but in reality, I am here to save FMW from it's corrupt management, show you all the golden light of a better way things can be run. Where peoples careers aren't ended at the whim of the management, booking them in back to back title defenses while a tumor grows in their brain like Sam, booking them in a FM Championship match post crucifixion. Booking them in Mt. V the same night as grueling UV matches.

I'm not going to lie to you Bobino. I am going to hurt you. Because that seems to be the only language the FMW mainstay understands. I will not like what I am preparing to do, but if you see sense afterwards, if you are saved, then I will be able to sleep at night.

And then you and Slegna can be the 'Don't Comeback Kids.'
For your healths sake.

Hahahaha

You think you can placate me that easily FMW. Throw me a bone and I'll roll over and let you scratch my belly?

You people just don't get it. It doesn't work like that anymore. But.......the contract has been offered, the terms agreed. All that remains is for someone to pay the price.

Is it you Eddie?

iDeAndes wrote:

I promise to show

OOC: Ro I don't mind him being added to my match, if that's not stepping on toes. PS I needz to chat with you some time... re "the other thing"

And the more and more you think about it, Mr. Steele, the more and more you will realise that I was right.
You're beginning to see the light, to see what FMW really is.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

There's plenty good with FMW. I'll admit that.
The problem is with the core.

Dunn, I am FMWs core.

Each and every man back here that comes out and gets thrown off cages and punched in the face... they are FMWs core. Our battle is dangerous enough without a group of bitter men attacking us for no reason.

People get hurt, it's a part of what we do, and I have no problem with that.

What I have a problem with is cowards.

Only a coward would attack a man that had no problems with them from behind, with a weapon.

Man up, let's see how well the GSW fares when fighting face to face.

I'm a two time tag team champion, best tag team of the year, most decorated tag champion that still wrestles here.

And you want to talk about cowardly attacks? Need I remind you of the time that you cost me my first match, and a spot in the first Mt. Vesuvius? Need I remind you of the time you, your brother, and TyranT ran all over NEW however you see fit? Need I remind you how you and Slegna both planned to play a numbers game on Whitt?

But that's all in the past. You want to talk about GSW being a group of bitter men attacking FMW stars for no reason, but in reality, I am here to save FMW from it's corrupt management, show you all the golden light of a better way things can be run. Where peoples careers aren't ended at the whim of the management, booking them in back to back title defenses while a tumor grows in their brain like Sam, booking them in a FM Championship match post crucifixion. Booking them in Mt. V the same night as grueling UV matches.

I'm not going to lie to you Bobino. I am going to hurt you. Because that seems to be the only language the FMW mainstay understands. I will not like what I am preparing to do, but if you see sense afterwards, if you are saved, then I will be able to sleep at night.

And then you and Slegna can be the 'Don't Comeback Kids.'
For your healths sake.

So, you have a problem with management, I can respect that. Honestly, I've been there.

Thing is, I have to question your path. You hate how they run this place, so you attack a pair of men that have been forgotten by this staff so long? I don't get it.

Whatever lead you here is meaningless, as you've created a reason for me to care. You've forced my hand.

I will fight, I will defend the honor, and I will be the chemotherapy for this last remission of cancer upon our company.

I will kill your crusade, Dunn.

...and I'll do it with a smile.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

And the more and more you think about it, Mr. Steele, the more and more you will realise that I was right.
You're beginning to see the light, to see what FMW really is.

No.

THE CRAIG RYANS
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Nick... Lucien.

The two of you are going to be part of something historic. Not only the debut of The Platinum Superstar Craig Ryans and Kyrian Hunter... but there's something more:

I hereby officially declare the Craig Ryans $1 000 000 challenge open. What does this mean? The first superstar to pin me or make me submit will receive $1 000 000 in compensation. What's in it for me, you may ask? Only the satisfaciton of knowing that no-one can possibly defeat me and take the cash. Yes, I am that narcissistic.

OOC: Looking forward to our tag team match Ryans, must say this is my first ever tag team match that I've done through out my entire efeding experience so I'm looking forward it very much so, as well as working with Dream, and Rping against yourself and Hunter.

The Craig Ryans wrote:

THE CRAIG RYANS
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Nick... Lucien.

The two of you are going to be part of something historic: Not only the debut of The Platinum Superstar Craig Ryans and Kyrian Hunter... but there's something more:

I hereby officially declare the Craig Ryans $1 000 000 challenge open. What does this mean? The first superstar to pin me or make me submit will receive $1 000 000 in compensation. What's in it for me, you may ask? Only the satisfaciton of knowing that no-one can possibly defeat me and take the cash. Yes, I am that narcissistic.

Lucian Celona: Laughter fills my every thought after hearing your pathetic attempt at saying no-one can possibly defeat you and take your 1 000 000 dollars in cash, cash that I'd use to whipe my ass cheeks with after taking a shit in the toilet Ryans!

I'm still trying to hold in the laughter as I continue to speak. [He pauses] Though one thing you are correct about Ryans and that is we will be apart of something that's historic and that's kicking you and your partner's ass's all over the O2 arena, as much as you want to believe in your own hype, as much as you want to buy your own bullshit I do not and I surely would hope your partner Kyrian Hunter doesn't as it'd only show his arrogance as you have come to show Dream and myself!

OOC: Afrikaner can't use a comma?

Rottata wrote:

OOC: Afrikaner can't use a comma?

OOC: Make sense, you Asian bastard. Oh wait, we covered this last time, didn't we? I meant Pacific Islander.

Also, good to be facing you Lucian.

IC:

You find the truth funny? Then you'll find this hilarious: You are going to lose, because your star-power is simply not big enough to outshine our team's. You're stuck in a perpetual illusion that you're somehow going to defeat us. Now, here's the simple truth: We're confident, because FMW requires it. Yet we're arrogant because we recognize our own excellence.

Since Nick Bryson accused me of unoriginality before, I'll play that card right now, by using two superstars quotes for my own use. In the words of Eric Ares: "I am better than you". And in the words of Ken Ryans: "There's not a damn thing you can do about that."

Kabutters wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

I'm sorry Dunn.

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry that your crusade had to claim the health of my friend, my partner.

You may not have swung the object that injured him... but you lead the charge.

I will show you what is good in Full Metal Wrestling, that there are people here that are willing to lay themselves on the line to defend the honor of this place, and our friends.

I will reject your salvation, and substitute my own.

There's plenty good with FMW. I'll admit that.
The problem is with the core.

Dunn, I am FMWs core.

Each and every man back here that comes out and gets thrown off cages and punched in the face... they are FMWs core. Our battle is dangerous enough without a group of bitter men attacking us for no reason.

People get hurt, it's a part of what we do, and I have no problem with that.

What I have a problem with is cowards.

Only a coward would attack a man that had no problems with them from behind, with a weapon.

Man up, let's see how well the GSW fares when fighting face to face.

I'm a two time tag team champion, best tag team of the year, most decorated tag champion that still wrestles here.

And you want to talk about cowardly attacks? Need I remind you of the time that you cost me my first match, and a spot in the first Mt. Vesuvius? Need I remind you of the time you, your brother, and TyranT ran all over NEW however you see fit? Need I remind you how you and Slegna both planned to play a numbers game on Whitt?

But that's all in the past. You want to talk about GSW being a group of bitter men attacking FMW stars for no reason, but in reality, I am here to save FMW from it's corrupt management, show you all the golden light of a better way things can be run. Where peoples careers aren't ended at the whim of the management, booking them in back to back title defenses while a tumor grows in their brain like Sam, booking them in a FM Championship match post crucifixion. Booking them in Mt. V the same night as grueling UV matches.

I'm not going to lie to you Bobino. I am going to hurt you. Because that seems to be the only language the FMW mainstay understands. I will not like what I am preparing to do, but if you see sense afterwards, if you are saved, then I will be able to sleep at night.

And then you and Slegna can be the 'Don't Comeback Kids.'
For your healths sake.

So, you have a problem with management, I can respect that. Honestly, I've been there.

Thing is, I have to question your path. You hate how they run this place, so you attack a pair of men that have been forgotten by this staff so long? I don't get it.

Whatever lead you here is meaningless, as you've created a reason for me to care. You've forced my hand.

I will fight, I will defend the honor, and I will be the chemotherapy for this last remission of cancer upon our company.

I will kill your crusade, Dunn.

...and I'll do it with a smile.

Long and short is;
If you don't wrestle here until the issues are corrected, you can't be hurt in the degree I've been explaining.
If you choose not to listen, I will remove you so you cannot. I do not like it, but it is the grim reality of the situation and a burden I have chosen to bare for you all.

Abel Steele wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

And the more and more you think about it, Mr. Steele, the more and more you will realise that I was right.
You're beginning to see the light, to see what FMW really is.

No.

Are you legitimately stupid? Even boxers should maintain an iota of common sense.
If you can't see connections between Management constantly screwing you over, FMW screwing you over, and me saying that there is a dread issue with the Management of FMW then you're almost beyond help.

Almost.