Ammunition 15.1 Trash Talking Thread

Anwyl: Deveraux! FUCKING DEVERAUX! I am moving in leaps and bounds, I am pro-active! See that, see what I did! I had the guts to face Drew Michaels. STOP GIVING ME THE OPPOSITE TO WHAT I WANT! WHERE'S MY C-4 MATCH! WHERE IS IT!

I think it's time to have a little fun...

Make people realize that I wasn't given the name "Comeback Kid", I earned it.

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Deveraux! FUCKING DEVERAUX! I am moving in leaps and bounds, I am pro-active! See that, see what I did! I had the guts to face Drew Michaels. STOP GIVING ME THE OPPOSITE TO WHAT I WANT! WHERE'S MY C-4 MATCH! WHERE IS IT!

Shut up Anwyl. You're a dickhead.

Macho Butters wrote:

I think it's time to have a little fun...

Make people realize that I wasn't given the name "Comeback Kid", I earned it.

Tromboner Man wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Deveraux! FUCKING DEVERAUX! I am moving in leaps and bounds, I am pro-active! See that, see what I did! I had the guts to face Drew Michaels. STOP GIVING ME THE OPPOSITE TO WHAT I WANT! WHERE'S MY C-4 MATCH! WHERE IS IT!

Shut up Anwyl. You're a dickhead.

Anwyl: QUIT DODGING ME ASSHOLE! I WILL KICK THAT TUMOR OUT OF YOUR FUCKINH HEAD! I WANT YOUR BELT!!!

I'm a traitor, and even I found that to be in bad taste.

Bryson, Mark, Ashburn? Don't say you weren't warned.

Dazz Andrews: I hear of Drew Michaels' last match, but no-one talks about me, expecting me to be some sort of pushover. I'd like to commend the FMW staff, giving me a high profile match. Drew, you've had a great career, but all good things must come to an end.

CarteristheMaster501 wrote:

Dazz Andrews: I hear of Drew Michaels' last match, but no-one talks about me, expecting me to be some sort of pushover. I'd like to commend the FMW staff, giving me a high profile match. Drew, you've had a great career, but all good things must come to an end.

Runihura de Valentine: I agree Dazz I too hear about Michaels, But... and I say but with all do respect, maybe no-one talks about you, is because you absolutly SUCK. Now onto my opponent Darek Levy... a guy who's nickname is The Silver Phoenix, What is it Derek? As I'm a bit confused where you reborn? Or where you thinking, Hey that would be a cool nickname to call myself. As if you weren't your career's going to be just that short lived, for a Phoenix's life is exactly that!

Anwyl wrote:

Tromboner Man wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Deveraux! FUCKING DEVERAUX! I am moving in leaps and bounds, I am pro-active! See that, see what I did! I had the guts to face Drew Michaels. STOP GIVING ME THE OPPOSITE TO WHAT I WANT! WHERE'S MY C-4 MATCH! WHERE IS IT!

Shut up Anwyl. You're a dickhead.

Anwyl: QUIT DODGING ME ASSHOLE! I WILL KICK THAT TUMOR OUT OF YOUR FUCKINH HEAD! I WANT YOUR BELT!!!

Hmmm... I might be losing my brain, but I do remember you've already had a shot at my belt, and I'm not a big fan of rematches for championships.

After all, I still haven't had my rematch for the Full Metal Championship I lost at Catalyst. Over 3 years ago.

I still haven't cashed in my number one contenders spot to the same championship I won at Ultimatum 2, well over 2 years ago.

Tromboner Man wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Tromboner Man wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Deveraux! FUCKING DEVERAUX! I am moving in leaps and bounds, I am pro-active! See that, see what I did! I had the guts to face Drew Michaels. STOP GIVING ME THE OPPOSITE TO WHAT I WANT! WHERE'S MY C-4 MATCH! WHERE IS IT!

Shut up Anwyl. You're a dickhead.

Anwyl: QUIT DODGING ME ASSHOLE! I WILL KICK THAT TUMOR OUT OF YOUR FUCKINH HEAD! I WANT YOUR BELT!!!

Hmmm... I might be losing my brain, but I do remember you've already had a shot at my belt, and I'm not a big fan of rematches for championships.

After all, I still haven't had my rematch for the Full Metal Championship I lost at Catalyst. Over 3 years ago.

I still haven't cashed in my number one contenders spot to the same championship I won at Ultimatum 2, well over 2 years ago.

Anwyl: You are living in the past Christian, IN THE FUCKING PAST! You have what I need, I need that belt, I want those blue jewels glinting in the lights of the arena, wrapped tightly around my waist!

I am looking toward the future, I want a one on one match! I was so close, so FUCKING close, and Alex O'Rion took that away from me.

The other five men I face, they will fall at my feet in mercy! I'll dish out those Third Degrees and cool them off with an Ice Break!!!

Dazz, it is nothing personal.

FMW, it has been a blast.

Deveraux, kiss the hairiest part of my ass.

One more time ladies and gentlemen, one more time...

Drew Michaels wrote:

Dazz, it is nothing personal.

FMW, it has been a blast.

Deveraux, kiss the hairiest part of my ass.

One more time ladies and gentlemen, one more time...

No.

I don't think so.

In fact, I know so.

I told these people months ago that I had a point to prove at your expense. Regardless of whatever it is that has these people befuddled, you are still seen as the flag-bearer, the standard of excellence. I may not have won at Death Row, but considering I wasn't involved in the decision, no one will remember that so long as I kick your ass again.

And I'm going to do it.

If it's a contract you're bitching about, no matter. I WILL PAY YOU MYSELF in order for you to show up to your execution. I said I would defeat you again, and I said I would prove once and for all that I am better than you. And I'll be damned if your little tiff with Deveraux takes that away from me.

It is not about the money Christopher, it has never been about the money. Financially, I am set. Deveraux is the one who does not seem to understand that, that there is something more important to a man then money...



His pride.

I have long been accused of being a prideful man and I admit that much is true and hell, maybe my pride is leading me down the wrong path this time as it has honestly done before. However, I will not sit back and be taken advantage of by a company who openly admits they have no interest in me as anything but a "special attraction" for the remainder of my natural born life. I am a competitor Christopher, something you understand better then almost anyone else I have ever had the fortune, or misfortune depending on how the winds shift between us, to meet and you should understand this. My pride, my damned pride, cannot sit back and be FMW's Undertaker, a relic they drag out for big events in order to pop buyrates yet have no interest in watching actually compete day in and day out as I crave to do. I cannot be their Rock. I cannot be their Hulk Hogan. I can be only one man, only one wrestler, and that is Drew Michaels and Drew Michaels will NEVER be a "special attraction".

Christopher.

Just reminding you, look at the now.

I am your present.

Forget about people abandoning us.

Same as you say you need to beat Drew...

I -NEED- to beat you.

I do.

So as much as I distaste this...

I agree with you. Maybe for personal reasons, maybe because somewhere deep down I do in fact respect what you have done and such.

But I'm not happy about it and I'm not happy about this asinine situation that FMW has apparently gotten themselves in, as it is in direct contradiction with one of my primary plans in achieving the status of FMW Champion.


As for Bobino, I'm sure you need this win, as I said in the locker room I've taken everything notable from you in FMW. So don't expect me to just hand you this win because you need it. You want it? Try and earn it. Just because I address Drew doesn't mean I don't care about you.

Far from it. You know focus on the present task is one of my strengths.

Anwyl, quit bitching. No one honestly gives a shit about you.

Damien wrote:

Anwyl, quit bitching. No one honestly gives a shit about you.

Anwyl: That explains why every time I open my mouth you decide to comment. Obviously, if you didn't give a shit, you'd ignore me like everyone is ignoring Dazz!

Runihura wrote:

Runihura de Valentine: Now onto my opponent Darek Levy... a guy who's nickname is The Silver Phoenix, What is it Derek? As I'm a bit confused where you reborn? Or where you thinking, Hey that would be a cool nickname to call myself. As if you weren't your career's going to be just that short lived, for a Phoenix's life is exactly that!

Forgive the lateness of my response, as I was dealing with far more important matters, such as deciding which paint color to use for my living room. Now, since you are new to the world of wrestling, let a living legend such as myself elighten you on a few things.

1) When calling someone out, be sure that you are spelling his/her name correctly. Case and point: The letter "A" is nowhere near the name "Derek Levy".

2) "The Silver Phoenix" is a far better name than "Runihura", which makes you sound like a bizarro Rihanna.

3) Actually, a Phoenix is what's commonly known as immortal. They just only need to restore themselves once in a while. So, yeah, that tells me how little you read. I'm guessing education wasn't a priority during your time on the runway?

Is immortality gonna be the new "thing" everyone and their mamas claim to be?

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Is immortality gonna be the new "thing" everyone and their mamas claim to be?

As long as he admits to having tapped out before, he can call himself God for all I care.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Is immortality gonna be the new "thing" everyone and their mamas claim to be?

I am not immortal.

Yes, well, you're a special snowflake.

Dazz Andrews:Good luck out there Drew. Your era ends, and my era begins, and I'm going to show you why it is going to begin out there. Nobody gives me much of a chance, but don't bet just yet.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Yes, well, you're a special snowflake.

Ssssssssspeeeeeeecial

Easty wrote:

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Is immortality gonna be the new "thing" everyone and their mamas claim to be?

Jealous much?

What, of you? Leader of "the only group worse than GSW" Pack that hasn't had a win in about eight thousand years? No, not really.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Easty wrote:

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Is immortality gonna be the new "thing" everyone and their mamas claim to be?

Jealous much?

What, of you? Leader of "the only group worse than GSW" Pack that hasn't had a win in about eight thousand years? No, not really.

As opposed to you, member of the only Tag Team that could be arsed after The Wayward Sons decided they didn't want the damn belt anymore. Kudos good sir..... kudos

As opposed to the guy who had to cheat to beat a man you keep calling old and broken down.