AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Crusoe: Norman Riddle, eh? Jeff ain't gonna have any problems dealin' with you, sonny.

Whitt: This guy's supposed to be super-smart? Well, then, let's see how smart you are when you get Jeff'd Up as I get a victory for GSW!

Who is this Leviticus fellow? I didn't even know we were still accepting applicants into the Broken Saints.

So many things wrong with this group...

Romeo wrote:

Who is this Leviticus fellow? I didn't even know we were still accepting applicants into the Broken Saints.

So many things wrong with this group...

Lady: The members, the name, the list goes on. But my sweet Leviticus is coming to Ammunition! The things we will do...

Cactus Sam is coming out retire for a non-title tag team match just to make a statement?

There's more to this...

Ah, X. We meet again. I'm sorry, I haven't been acquainted with your female companion yet.

I have not forgotten our draws, and I will not mince any words. This time, I will finally defeat you.

X: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou...I have been introduced to this new person named William Shakespeare. A little on the wacky side with his views on love but I feel his pain. His words leapt off the page and burned a hole in my heart. I still feel I owe you an ending, Romeo.

I pick a tragic one. Poison, bludgeoned to death, take your pick. No need for a backstabbing; I'll do it to your face.

Dunn wrote:

...

Somethings been driving me crazy since I first saw you.

Is your name actually Lady? Why is Dreamkiller a useless sack of organs instead of a twisted evil useless sack of organs? Why did X say sir?

Lady: No. My name is ...

X: ...none of your business, Dunn.

Lady: Now, now, X. There's no need to be indignant. He asked a simple question. My name is (inaudible) but to you and everyone else, it's Lady. St. Michael Dreamkiller is the standard for which managers and evil geniuses alike aspire to be. Just because he seems aloof, doesn't mean he is any less dangerous.

But, being underestimated fuels our spirit. Please, continue. For we shall have the final laugh.

X: Til next time...

I'm genuinely amazed that Shakespeare taught you to speak. Eloquently, at that.

But it doesn't matter. Your newly-found articulation isn't going to save you.

Good Morning Class.

I'm going to make this short and sweet. Gepetto and Pinocchio are about to get annihilated and then hanged by the strings which keep them together.


Class Dimissed for now.

Dunn wrote:

That was terrible. Try a little harder; all wars begin in such similar fashions, the threats, the 'my gun is bigger than yours' and the 'yeah well my nuclear warhead will wipe your east coast of the map' and so on.

What you've presented me is a half hearted effort. Which is just going to make you seem complacent. Great image of a champion that'd be.

I'll give you another chance; I won't let you fail the course Sir Austin, because if I did that, well... How would I make my statement?

This is not your class, maggot. It's mine. And I'm not losing my marbles like the rest of the buffoons just because you transferred back. I don't have to address you if I don't want to and if I seem complacent, then so be it. Tag titles just aren't hitting the spot it seems. Anyway...

I've told you what I expect to happen to you and Sam. That's all I really need to say right now.

If you want to cluck away, then cluck away Dunn.

But this is not a war to me. This is a one-sided obliteration. Let me put this in terms you can understand.

I am going to take my foot and skull-fuck you with it like a chimp did a frog.

Shock wrote:

Norman Riddle: Good god. Corruption has a Virus, now Ammunition has a Cancer. Thank the stars that I'm on Distortion.

Jeff Whitt, hm? Your last name says "smart" but your face and mannerisms say "idiot". Riddle me this. What moves before and while it is pulled but only twitches after pulled? Answer: your breaking limbs.

Whitt: My my, aren't we cute. You think you're going to do that much damage to me? Ha! Don't get ahead of yourself, rookie. You're talking to a man who is Truly Talented, a former champion in GSW. This won't be a walk in the park. And you'll be in for one Jeff'd Up nightmare if you think this is going to be easy for you, bitch.

I teach and study, Dunn and well, I wouldn't be a student if I wasn't given homework to do right?

If only the impeding assignment was, you know...going to teach me something new. I guess we'll see, right?

But no, you're not "in my head". It just so happens that one of my shortcomings is that I tend to dumb down my speaking when it comes to people I don't particularly favor. You should that you're relatively high on that list.

On Anxiety, you were a thorn in my side

VCW? Maybe you were in my head then but me and you both know how that ended up.

Here? I just don't like you. Thus, this should be a rather violent confrontation, yes?

Yes.

Do you guys have to reference VCW every time you trash one another?

Oh, but I am trying to teach you something, Chris.

And of course I'm in your head. If you're that caught up on your dislike of me that you feel the need to specify our match will be violent, implying more so than regular matches... See where I'm going with this?

Yes. Yes I do.

The match must end via submission or knockout, of course it'll be more violent.

Read more, sir.

Dunn wrote:

It goes without saying.

You saying to me 'this will be a violent match' says to me you're going to make the effort to make this match more violent than a textbook C4 rules match.

See the logic?

This is not a textbook C-4 rules Match. The old ones allowed pinfalls, and prohibited closed-fists to the face and whatnot.

This is a new C-4 rules match, one that can't be won via roll-up. You must make someone quit, tapout, or render them unconscious.

Besides, it involves Cactus Sam and Alex O'Rion so there will be brawling. I have no interest in being 'cute' in this match myself. The Cancer will be reduced to mere examples and experiments.

Painfully.

Shock wrote:

Norman Riddle: "Jeff'd Up"? Is that some kind of caffeinated beverage? Yes, well, too much soda can give you nightmares. Riddle me this. Does being a champion in another federation matter in FMW? Answer: no, and it doesn't stop me from breaking you.

Whitt: Still being cute, I see. Well, if you insist...

Listen, cupcake, I've been at the championship level before. It means I've gone through hell and back to winn the title, I've had the target on my back before, and I've endured the beatdowns and the brawls. Whatever you think you can do to me in one match cannot and will not match what I've gone through as a champion in Gold Standard. So, yeah, being champ does matter, even in a different fed.

A great mind like yours should have known that. And since your great mind didn't seem to know that, maybe it's not so great, after all.

Finally, a match.
Somebody mildly worthy
even if he's black.

OOC: All of my TT is now going to be in Haiku form. Let's see how this works...