AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

The Celt wrote:

Do you guys have to reference VCW every time you trash one another?

It only proves the lasting legacy of what I created.

Enough.

OOC - Lord almighty I hate trash-talking with this character. Just not meant for it whatsoever.

Shock wrote:

Norman Riddle: Mr. Dunnwood, I really feel like you and I should pound the hell out of this Carter person.

Whitt: Taking your eye of the ball, aren't we? You know, considering you still have to deal with me? For such a smart guy, you're really making a dumb decision.

Crusoe: No matter. If he ain't willin' to pay you no mind, he'll get hurt. And it's really gonna be 'is own damn fault.

ToastErr wrote:

OOC - Lord almighty I hate trash-talking with this character. Just not meant for it whatsoever.

OOC: Introduce a mouth-piece to do the talking for him, then.

I was just lookin' over the results so far for this FMW Games thing, and seriously, what the fuck byes. Me and Austin have accounted for fuckin' half of the points for this brand so far. Our C-4 Champion has yet to light up the board and our next highest contributor is Slegna.

Nothing against the bye, but for fucksakes, where's the desire to win.

Now I don't know if brand loyalty died when you guys switched to divisions or something, but back in the good ole days of Alchemy and Anarchy being the best brand meant something. The name may have changed but this is still the blue brand of FMW, the best fuckin' brand in the fed and I'll be damned if any other brand, green or red, gets to take that title away.

So I'm sayin' this now, Ammunition is going to win the FMW Games, our team is going to win at war games if I have to knock the shyte out of every fucker there, and I will personally kick the shyte out of anyone not pulling their own weight round here. I'm not the captain but Drew's not here right now so I'll do it in his steed. Either shape up or ship out, because Ammunition is no fuckin' place for losers.

And for match relevance that you all love so much, Dunn likes it up the bum which Sam gives after a bit of rum.

Some shyty poetry for you.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

So I'm sayin' this now, Ammunition is going to win the FMW Games, our team is going to win at war games if I have to knock the shyte out of every fucker there, and I will personally kick the shyte out of anyone not pulling their own weight round here. I'm not the captain but Drew's not here right now so I'll do it in his steed. Either shape up or ship out, because Ammunition is no fuckin' place for losers.

Seriously guys.

You're being carried by Butters and Sleg.

WTF?

Ammunition will win, even if the Comeback Kids carry the divisions ass across the finish line.

Take it away, A-O.

HA HA!!! In the immortal words of Chris Tucker in Friday, "Thorne you just got knocked the fuck out!!" Well minus the Thorne of course. And as usual he is not here to feel my new found wrath. I let you have a rematch even though there is no stip for one in a non title match, basically because I enjoyed beating your ass so much I can't wait to do it again! So Skinemax, it looks its you and I yet again. If I knock you flat this time youngin, do the world a favor and stay the fuck down!!! Oh by the way next time you talk to Fiona ask her if I left my watch on the night stand, it was a gift from my grandfather and it is very precious to me. The engraving on the back says, "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!" Don't ask, Grandpa had a weird sense of humor!!!

OOC: I so can't wait for this i have a great promo planned and I am introducing a character that will shore up future promos as well as bringing back some old favorites!!

iDeAndes wrote:

ToastErr wrote:

OOC - Lord almighty I hate trash-talking with this character. Just not meant for it whatsoever.

OOC: Introduce a mouth-piece to do the talking for him, then.

OOC: Thought about it. But a Japanese mouthpiece for a Japanese character would be Mr. Fuji-esque, which isn't at all what what I'm going for. "Big guy with mouthpiece" doesn't appeal to me. I'll have to think of something else. Or just not TT, ala Ty.

OOC: Well considering you're good at it, I wouldn't advise that.

Personally, I think you do something creative with it...like having an unexpected mouth piece for him. For instance an orphan he picks up on the street and trains to defend himself. Makes the character more sympathetic. Understandable.

OOC: If/when I think of something original, I'll pull it. Definitely won't be the cute little kid with a big guy angle. Too generic. Though I understand you were just using it as an example of what I could potentially do.

OOC: Who said it was cute?

I was going to say corrupt the kid to be a cold blooded killer that people expect to be cute and cuddly.

Shit, it would be even better if it were a cutesy J-Pop Girl. You be Reno and she'd be Portman.

OOC: Portman still drew cute kid sympathy. He's not really supposed to draw sympathy at all. Least not yet. A jpop girl would be hilarious, no matter how I did it. At least to me. Not supposed to be hilarious. It's just...not a character meant to get over with that much continuous talking in a row. Imma have to fuck my thinking bitch.

Also, I think we're clogging up the TT thread.

OOC: In another fed I had a huge Japanese Puro Wrestler that spoke no English. To solve the trash talk roblem, I had an American with him that had lived in Japan almost his entire life, and made the two not quite friends, but buisness partners almost. There are hundreds of ways to go about it, but as you've been told, it would be a waste of your TT'ing ability to -NOT- TT.

When I was young, no older than 8 or 9, I had a pet dog that I loved dearly. His name was Bruno and as much as it becomes cliche he was truly my best friend, I'd walk in from school he'd always be there to greet me with a wagging tail and his distorted version of a smile, we'd go to the park together, run around my garden, I even once took him to show and tell at school and at the end of the day he would curl up on the end of my bed and sleep. One day I came home expecting to see him, but he wasn't there to greet me, you see he was to weak to move, even as I walked up to him though he still wagged his tail and attempted to smile. After a trip to the vet my mom came home and told me that he had 'doggy cancer' and that every single moment of his life would be pain and agony which meant that pretty soon he would have to be taken to the vets and put out of his misery.

That night I didn't sleep, I went downstairs to his basket and sat there for an hour, I didn't say a word, I was fucking distraught and the only one who would judge me for being a pussy was the one making me that way. After an hour or so had passed, I took a rock and with one swoop I brought it down on his head SMASH! He welped and welped and squealed. I bought it down again SMASH! His agonising squeals didn't stop, so i bought it down again and again and again. SMASH SMASH SMASH! He finally stopped moving, finally stopped crying out. He was finally put out of his misery.

Now you might ask if I loved this dog so much why did I do it this way? It's BECAUSE I loved him that I did it myself, he could of gone to the vets and had some strange person he didn't know injecting him with something until he was gone completely, but he deserved more than that, he deserved for me to do it, he deserved to know that I loved him so much that I would do ANYTHING to put him at peace.

What's this got to do with anything you ask? Well I got a lot of shit before for wanting to kill the tag division and people say that I (we) got close to doing it, which I'm going to tell you isn't true, if anything we strengthened it, bought it back to the top, because the more successful we became the more people came flocking to us trying to take what we fucking worked for. Trying to take what I fucking worked for. Cause' the truth is, I fucking loved that belt, it was my crowning achievement. And you know what else i love? FMW, i love this place with all my heart and that's the reason why I'm back.

This place is whimpering out for someone to put it out of its misery, the people holding every single fucking title in this place are jokes who have won their titles not through their merits but who they are pally pally with in the back and all of you fuckers who are lying on your backs and letting them pin you are making me sick. I'm not here to be the cocky heel, that isn't me, I'm not here under the pretense of 'I'M GOING TO BE THE CHAMP' again that isn't me. I'm here to bring a rock down on the head of FMW to put it out of its misery. Not because I hate it but because i love it too much to see it go down this disgusting path.

OOC: ...And you said you weren't inspired

OOC: This is me uninspired...

I personally take offense to the latter part of that story.

You're little partner already has an ass whippin' in his future, Sam. Don't put yourself on that list as well. I don't take kindly to has beens slandering my name. Just ask Dunn.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

I personally take offense to the latter part of that story.

You're little partner already has an ass whippin' in his future, Sam. Don't put yourself on that list as well. I don't take kindly to has beens slandering my name. Just ask Dunn.

You just want to whoop all the asses in FMW don't you?

Do not let your mouth overload your ass, trust me somewhere down the line you'll threaten to kick someone's ass and they'll end up kicking yours.