AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:43 pm

Get fucked, tripolar. Go start a family and kill them all in a double murder suicide in Fayetteville, GA.

As for you, Mr. Hanayama...I'll be seeing you. Let's not get carried away with this one, though. We've got a much bigger hoo-rah up on the horizon. I'm sure we can respect each other's end game.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:46 pm

You presume to insult me, Mr Carter, then have the gall to discuss the end-game with Mr Hanayama?

It's all or nothing, I'm afraid.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:48 pm

Backing down so soon?
If I get carried away
One less opponent.

Dunnwood, I think you
Should be quiet now and go
Talk to yourself more.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:53 pm

And why should I, sir?
Conversations with myself
Aren't scintillating.

Persist with these poems
And we shan't let up either.
They're too amusing.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:55 pm

You're copying them?
That isn't too surprising.
It's your only skill.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:57 pm

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

Sound familiar?
If you weren't aware, it's from
A film called Fight Club.

Do you really think
You're the first innovative
User of haikus?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:00 pm

No. But the first here.
And now you're copying me
Just like you did Dunn.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:03 pm

Which in turn forces
You to respond, and so you
Improve your poetry.

I am not against
You, Mr Hanayama.
I am just helping.

How could you think that
The distorted reflection
I am is worthless?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:08 pm

The Cancer?

THE CANCER?

YOU KILLED MY GRANDMOTHER YOU SONS OF BITCHES! FUCKING BREAST CANCER KILLED HER! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

Alex O'Rion then launches himself from his chair, dumping the umpteen empty beer bottles from the chair onto the floor as he drunkenly runs out his door screaming incoherently.

OOC: Better TT to come when I'm not tired as hell, I promise.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:08 pm

You do not become
Better-looking by staring
Into a mirror.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:10 pm

Easty wrote:: I like this Norman chap.

Norman Riddle: Thank you, sir.

S.O.S. wrote:: Whitt: A great mind like yours should have known that. And since your great mind didn't seem to know that, maybe it's not so great, after all.

Norman very suddenly gets a look of intense anger on his face. A mood swing.

Norman Riddle: Not great? Are you kidding yourself? Your idiotic mind only pales in comparison to my enormous intellect! Don't you dare ever suggest that you, with your attempted, but ultimately failed, insults and your ridiculous notions of being the equivalent of a champion, are smarter than am. I am bounds above where your mind could ever reach. Riddle me this. Who drove his brother into insanity? Who is smarter than anyone here in Full Metal Wrestling? Who is going to destroy you? Answer: Norman Riddle.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:11 pm

I must disagree.
The more something is shown, the
More you accept it.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:15 pm

Quite correct. And I
Do, in fact accept that you
Are copying me.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:16 pm

X wrote:: X: No need for a backstabbing; I'll do it to your face.

I call bullshit

Easty wrote:: You presume to insult me, Mr Carter, then have the gall to discuss the end-game with Mr Hanayama?

It's all or nothing, I'm afraid.

If you would just resolve to speak when spoken to, you wouldn't sound so stupid and out of place. There are bigger things going on for me and the Asian. For you, its one match leading to another match, to another, to another. Your road is linear, mine has an incline.

And to this Norman guy, shut the fuck up already. When you speak, it fuckin' sucks.

EDIT: Also, RCA, when you get a chance, AIM?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:23 pm

As I stated, sir;
You are not the first to speak
In such a manner.

So my supposed
Forgery of your 'new idea'
Becomes null and void.

And Mr Carter; I am aware of such events, did you think I was not?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:25 pm

When the mountain is
In front of you, you should not
Stop for the pebble.

If I use an old tool in
In a new way, is it
not innovation?

If you use that tool
Just because I used that tool
It's imitation.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:29 pm

Yet you do not use
An old tool in a new way.
You just use old tools.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:33 pm

Who had used haiku
Within the trash-talking thread
Before I started?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:34 pm

Whitt, with a grin: Touched a nerve, have I, Mr. Riddle? Well then, good to know my competition will be intense. Makes the matches more interesting. And yeah, you might be the smartest man in the room, but smarts are only half the game. The other half is Talent, something I have and am noted for. Do you have the ability to combine Smarts with Talent? I do. But I'm not sure you can, Norm. All you seem to have is an inflated ego which revolves around your "smarts." And since you CLEARLY overexaggerate on said "smarts," you truthfully bring very little to the plate.

Crusoe: Take the advice of Mr. Carter, Riddle, and kindly shut the fuck up.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:38 pm

Recently? No-one.
You may very well be first.
The Ronin may have.

But flowers plucked from
Soil and placed into water
Makes not a new bed.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:42 pm

The garden is changed
When the first new flower is
Put into the bed.

But it is not changed
When the second new flower
Is put beside it.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:45 pm

How very zen.

The presence of one
Makes not insignificant
The presence of two.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:55 pm

When the second is
The same as the first, then he
Might as well be third.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:01 pm

You would talk of thirds?
This is coincidental.
Rough thirds make not one.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:03 pm

Norman Riddle: You know, Whitt, The Riddler is my hero. Would you like to hear one of my favorite riddles of his? Of course you would, and I even changed it just for you. Riddle me this. What walks on four legs, then two legs, and finally three legs? The answer: you, Whitt. When I beat you down, you will crawl on all fours. When I break your legs, you'll only be able to crawl on your arms. After you heal, you'll be so badly beaten that you'll need a crutch. You see how that works?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:10 pm

Crusoe: Oi, Norm, what the 'ell is the point of telling us all a riddle IF YA GONNA ANSWER IT YOURSELF? To show off? We get it, questions get you hard and the Riddler makes you orgasm. If you ain't even gonna give us the chance to answer your riddles, then why fucking say them, eh? Twat.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:17 pm

What to do when a
Child is mimicking in jest?
Best to ignore him.

OOC: Get off my dick.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:26 pm

Alright then, cream cake, you want to be super srs? Then here's a little sliver of truth for you.

When you get riled the fuck up because I'm ribbing you, then you just make yourself an easy target for teh lulz.

What do you think a threefold man with a head more mashed than a nigger's sweet potato does with his time?

I certainly don't frequent high-rent coffee shops or attend the theatre, though I must profess a fondness for the production of King Cotton, because it features nigger beating.

I'm just playing you, Kaoru Kreme. When you're all 'o teh noes ur no fun im ignorin u now', you really think I'm going to relent?

Said freak to fatty:
Stop? When you're fucking easy?
Suck my threefold nob.

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:34 pm

Storm: Hi boys, new guy on the block so go easy on me...or not.

So I'll be briefly fighting on Distortion against some noob who seems to be called Alexandre Crysto, any advice?

Subject: Re: AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:36 pm

Norman Riddle: Relentless? Taunting? Tough? I like this Dunnwood man as well.

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