AMMUNITION 11.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Dunn, dwelling on the good ole days I see. Keep in mind times change. Keep in mind, I do have that title you crave so badly.

And Seth, go to hell.

These arguments are stupid and do nothing beneficial for me.

Take them somewhere else or I will delete them be forced to say things.

And given that I didn't have a class scheduled for today, I really am not in the mood to drop essential knowledge onto you simpletons.

I prefer you when you're more humbled.


AIM me brah.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

Dunn, dwelling on the good ole days I see. Keep in mind times change. Keep in mind, I do have that title you crave so badly.

And Seth, go to hell.

Only if you come with me, I'm scared of the big bad clowns.

OOC:


Dunn, bring your ass to AIM right fuckin now.

NOW.

RCA wrote:

OOC:


Dunn, bring your ass to AIM right fuckin now.

NOW.

OOC: Good luck, he's probably balls deep by now.

OOC: When can I catch him?

OOC: Eh, I really couldn't say mate, he's either with his girlfriend right now or raiding on WoW, I'd text him but I lost his number a while back.

OOC: How's the time difference from Chicago to where he is?

Like what, 5-6 hours?

In short, I'm gonna try for late tonight or tomorrow morning.

OOC: Put it like this it's 10:10 pm now, sometimes he'll be on later like 2AM maybe but again it all depends.

OOC: Balls Deep > Eddie.

No exceptions.

OOC:

Hence I said I'll try to catch him later, twit.

OOC: You'll have a segment in your inbox in about 10 minutes twat.

OOC: We'll see if I use it...

OOC: If not I'm kicking you in the nuts for pulling a Skyler.

OOC: EVERYONE LOOK AT THE OOC THREAD

Good afternoon class.

Lately, I have found that a few of you have really shone in the field experiences aspect of my classroom and I want to offer you kudos. However, anyone can pat you on the back and I am all about rewarding students.

Female students that have done exceptionally should see me after class. Bring contraceptive.

As for you males. Well I know that you all have taken a fancy to these championship belts and I truly believe that the best performing students, regardless of name or experience, deserve a chance to have them.

So, I hereby inform you that I am in the process trying to revamp the TNT Title into a "Top of the Class" esque championship. No, this is not a Teacher's Pet concept, unless you're female and again, see me after class.

Now, the way this would work is that at the beginning of this 'cycle', I would present who I feel is the more impressive non-champion in FMW with this championship. You would then have until the Pay-per-view to gain a title shot. Upon gaining the title shot, you automatically forfeit the Top of the Class championship. In return, your title match becomes an open-book exam of sorts. Meaning that I would hand you the championship you challenge for, if you get what I mean.

However, if you are not gracious about it, or you begin to fail at exemplifying what I feel a future champion should be, I will make that title match, if you get one, an "open-book test" for the champion. Either that, or I will physically take the belt from you after I part your gluteus maximus with my foot.


Here's where you sound off. This can only benefit you all and I would love for the people who are overlooked by these undeserving main eventers that leech off of a past legacy to have their chance.

Any questions? Comments?

If not, then that concludes today's lecture.

I can be reached via email as well.


Class Dismissed.

OOC - *Injects life*

Those things'll give ya cancer bye.

See what I did there, hilarious.

Seriously though, aren't we supposed to be conjuring hate for this match or somethin'?

Why bother? You're both so fucking predictable.

'Yabba yabba something BYES'

Or we got Dean Douglas...shit Chris Austin over here.

'I am so totally going to win CLASS DISMISSED' Yay for catchphrases. Go fuck yourself, this is an insult.

Could be worse could be "The Cancer"

Matt Dunn:

"I have plans within plans within plans within plans within plans..........within plans to ensure everything I do at FMW ends up pointless."

Or of course the loveable Cactus Sam

"I'm a drunk emo bitch"

Oh look, I can talk like other people too bye.

It's a shame really under different circumstances we could be 'drunk emo bitches' together. Seems like you know more about it than anyone. Tell you what, when we beat you the first rounds on me you can cry into your glass about how much better we are than you and I can pat you on the back and pretend I give a fuck.

Cactus Sam wrote:

It's a shame really under different circumstances we could be 'drunk emo bitches' together. Seems like you know more about it than anyone. Tell you what, when we beat you the first rounds on me you can cry into your glass about how much better we are than you and I can pat you on the back and pretend I give a fuck.

I own a bar bye, the drinks are on me.

But you're right twas a bit hypocritical of me to call you an emo bitch when I only recently stopped lamenting about my problems and bitching about them to everyone in sight. Eventually you'll see the best thing to do is man up and deal with your shit.

After we kick cancers ass you guys are more than welcome to join us at Peddlers for a few rounds.

Easty wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Oh look, I can talk like other people too bye.

I hate to interrupt this arguably scintillating discussion, but I would like to point out that that is in fact my 'schtick'.

I thought your shtick was to jump on a popular bandwagon in an attempt to better your career?

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Cactus Sam wrote:

It's a shame really under different circumstances we could be 'drunk emo bitches' together. Seems like you know more about it than anyone. Tell you what, when we beat you the first rounds on me you can cry into your glass about how much better we are than you and I can pat you on the back and pretend I give a fuck.

I own a bar bye, the drinks are on me.

But you're right twas a bit hypocritical of me to call you an emo bitch when I only recently stopped lamenting about my problems and bitching about them to everyone in sight. Eventually you'll see the best thing to do is man up and deal with your shit.

After we kick cancers ass you guys are more than welcome to join us at Peddlers for a few rounds.

Why do I have the feeling that this is going to end up in a bar room brawl? And what makes you think you're going to win? Better men than you have tried and failed, what makes you so special? You have a habit of failing everyone around you, Alex, Adrian, Theresa... So what makes you think this times going to be any different?

I've failed a shyte load of people sure, but I've also done my fair share to squash little pissants like you. I can say the same to you Sam, what makes you think you can walk back into this federation and beat me? To quote you "Better men than you have tried and failed".

What makes it different this time is simple, I'm a bit older, a bit wiser, and hindsight is twenty twenty bye, I won't make the same mistakes again.

Like losing to you, crushing your return should help take that little tidbit off peoples list of things to throw into Alex O'Rions face.