FMW AMMUNITION 13.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

No.

Well, Butters, it would seem that me and you are taking on those assholes from GSW. You ready to fuck those bastards up?

Haters gon' hate.

Whitt: But are we really "bastards" and "assholes", Damien? Are we really? We have each others' backs, watch out for one another, are loyal to our cause, unwavering in our respect for our superiors...

Actually, sounds like we're pretty good guys.

It's you Full Metal fellas that are the real bastards and assholes, what with your disrespect and low morals and such.

Low morals, eh, Whitt? That's funny coming from the guy who has been settin' up sneak attacks on people and then getting a sick smile on his face after beating them down.

God, I wanna set your ass on fire....

Damien wrote:

God, I wanna set your ass on fire....

Whitt: See what I mean?

Jeff wrote:

Whitt:
It's you Full Metal fellas that are the real bastards and assholes, what with your disrespect and low morals and such.

I'll drink to being a bastard with low morals, you goddess of faggotry.

Wanting to do it and actually trying it are two different things.

And my morals are fine. At least I'm not a sneaky little bitch who has to get other people to do his dirty work.

Nero Trinity wrote:

Jeff wrote:

Whitt:
It's you Full Metal fellas that are the real bastards and assholes, what with your disrespect and low morals and such.

I'll drink to being a bastard with low morals, you goddess of faggotry.

OOC: Good to see you back Crysto, I'd been wondering where you disappeared to. If you play up the wacky side of your new gimmick I think you could draw alot of attention to yourself

OOC: Thanks Celt, and I planned everything about Chris out. I'm going to get plenty quirky with this drunk gimmick.

OOC: Oh shit hi Crysto.

OOC: Hey Matt, how's it goin'?

Abel Steele wrote:

Hahahaha

You think you can placate me that easily FMW. Throw me a bone and I'll roll over and let you scratch my belly?

You people just don't get it. It doesn't work like that anymore. But.......the contract has been offered, the terms agreed. All that remains is for someone to pay the price.

Is it you Eddie?

"E": You're starting to sound Native American, the way you complain. It's really unbecoming. If I've heard correctly, you were once the Gold Card Gauntlet holding next big thing on a collision course with greatness. Based on what I'm hearing, I don't buy it.

Also, treating me like I'm just some means to sticking it to the Board of Directors is only fucking your own ass.

Easy wrote:

"E": You're starting to sound Native American, the way you complain. It's really unbecoming. If I've heard correctly, you were once the Gold Card Gauntlet holding next big thing on a collision course with greatness. Based on what I'm hearing, I don't buy it.

Also, treating me like I'm just some means to sticking it to the Board of Directors is only fucking your own ass.

That'd be a neat party trick.

"E": Really goes to show the purpose you people serve here. While you're all wound up about rallying troops for some dying company, this place is only getting strong by exploiting your childish and ill fated crusade. You're all going to keep making a scene about some level of decency not being met like any other cliched absolution stable until the cause fails to benefit you personally at which point you'll split ways, condemn your time together, and all wrestle happily under the purple banner. As a fan, I want to vomit at how unoriginal you faggots are.

And that's as far as I care to involve myself in this boardroom soap opera bullshit.

David GS wrote:

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Guess we'll have to wait, David.

I guess so. Call me crazy, but I look forward to facing the esteemed Matthew Phillip Dunn in the ring. Until then, I'll have to content myself with breaking Anwyl in two.

IC: ...meh... you may break me in two Dave, but I will still finish on top. I WILL PREVAIL, MATE!!

OOC: So didn't see that coming, shall be interesting Dave

What an utterly profound verbal assault

Anwyl wrote:

IC: ...meh... you may break me in two Dave, but I will still finish on top. I WILL PREVAIL, MATE!!

OOC: So didn't see that coming, shall be interesting Dave.

No and no. I'm in an uncharacteristically bad mood following Mount V, and as a result of that, by the time I'm done with you the only way for you to get milk and cookies will be intravenously.

OOC: So it shall.

Easy wrote:

"E": Really goes to show the purpose you people serve here. While you're all wound up about rallying troops for some dying company, this place is only getting strong by exploiting your childish and ill fated crusade. You're all going to keep making a scene about some level of decency not being met like any other cliched absolution stable until the cause fails to benefit you personally at which point you'll split ways, condemn your time together, and all wrestle happily under the purple banner. As a fan, I want to vomit at how unoriginal you faggots are.

And that's as far as I care to involve myself in this boardroom soap opera bullshit.

But think of the heat we're getting. It's great.

Yeah those (insert two random letters here)W are evil and such and so forth.

I know I'm supposed to be offended and care. But it's Dunn, and to be punny, it's been Dunn. Another in a long line of master plans and overly drawn out reveals that's going to do the same as every other fucking one, fail.

And I'll save you the rebuttle.

(Insert part about how Alex O fails, but probably involving some stupid combination of a meme, code, or just being overly drawn out.)

There, I saved you somewhere around three pages of shit I was going to listen to anyway.

Seriously, does no one else get that these are like the annoying kids in school. They try to get your attention, you don't give it, they escalate, you still don't give a shit, they eventually go away. The game hasn't changed since we were kids folks, only difference now is that the whiny brats can get away with using weapons and attacking from behind like a bitch when they get ignored, instead of the time out they deserve.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Yeah those (insert two random letters here)W are evil and such and so forth.

I know I'm supposed to be offended and care. But it's Dunn, and to be punny, it's been Dunn. Another in a long line of master plans and overly drawn out reveals that's going to do the same as every other fucking one, fail.

And I'll save you the rebuttle.

(Insert part about how Alex O fails, but probably involving some stupid combination of a meme, code, or just being overly drawn out.)

There, I saved you somewhere around three pages of shit I was going to listen to anyway.

Seriously, does no one else get that these are like the annoying kids in school. They try to get your attention, you don't give it, they escalate, you still don't give a shit, they eventually go away. The game hasn't changed since we were kids folks, only difference now is that the whiny brats can get away with using weapons and attacking from behind like a bitch when they get ignored, instead of the time out they deserve.

We used to be cool. What happened there, Alex?

Axel Van Osbourne wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Yeah those (insert two random letters here)W are evil and such and so forth.

I know I'm supposed to be offended and care. But it's Dunn, and to be punny, it's been Dunn. Another in a long line of master plans and overly drawn out reveals that's going to do the same as every other fucking one, fail.

And I'll save you the rebuttle.

(Insert part about how Alex O fails, but probably involving some stupid combination of a meme, code, or just being overly drawn out.)

There, I saved you somewhere around three pages of shit I was going to listen to anyway.

Seriously, does no one else get that these are like the annoying kids in school. They try to get your attention, you don't give it, they escalate, you still don't give a shit, they eventually go away. The game hasn't changed since we were kids folks, only difference now is that the whiny brats can get away with using weapons and attacking from behind like a bitch when they get ignored, instead of the time out they deserve.

I have been saying this for some time now....The GSW in my humble THC addled mind is nothing more than a wet fart. They are loud, embarrassing and may stink for awhile, but once you change your undies, you forget it ever happened

Boice: All these eliminations in quick succession, it’s clearing the ring very quickly. Oh no, Leviticus is sprinting for something… he’s running at AVO. Watch out Axel!

Sound: Punt to the head and that lifeless body just rolled off the edge! Dun dun dun, another one bites the dust!

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

We used to be cool. What happened there, Alex?

You left.

Then came back.

Then left.

Then became a symbol.

I can only take getting toyed with so much bye.

And Axel, I don't shyte myself bye, that you do is disturbing, please don't use that analogy again.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

I can only take getting toyed with so much bye.

I've seen, given your post Mt. V 'interview.'

Leviticastform wrote:

Kabutters wrote:

Man up, let's see how well the GSW fares when fighting face to face.

Better than you.

Kabutters wrote:

So, you have a problem with management, I can respect that. Honestly, I've been there.

Thing is, I have to question your path. You hate how they run this place, so you attack a pair of men that have been forgotten by this staff so long? I don't get it.

You are so close to understanding it must be painful. We targeted you because of who you are. You are absolutely right, management has forgotten you. They have used you and cast you aside like a whore. The only reason you are relevant beyond enhancement talent is because of what we have done for you. We have given you meaning, a purpose. You haven't been this fired up in a very long time have you Butters? Out of all of FMW you should understand what we are trying to do here more than most. You should be fighting along side us, not against us. If we can do this much to motivate you as an enemy just imagine what we can do as an ally. All you have to do is open your eyes.

You've motivated me, that's true.

My motivation runs off anger, though... and anger is not healthy.

I finally had something in FMW that I've been lacking for years... a friend.

You know how I got that friend? Full metal Wrestling gave a pair of screw-ups with a horrible idea like "the Comeback Kids" a chance. They may not like to let it get around, but they believe in us.

You motivated me by taking that, taking the only time FMW has ever believed in me. You want me to join you and fight against a company that just started to believe in me?

We each have our motivation, all I'm saying is this.

Win or lose, you guys will pay for what you did to Slegna.