FMW DISTORTION 11.2 RESULTS!!!!!!!!

OOC: Yep.

Peter Saint's a paraplegic now.

Infinity is dead.

Mac Deezy is bankrupt.

His mentor is dead.

His best friend (that isn't Alex) is marrying his childhood sweetheart after becoming a "Born-Again Christian". In reality, he's using it to hide his coke addiction.

Oh and he's a full blown alcoholic that got fired from FMW due to his vices. Not to mention his star pupil is a megalomaniac and tyrant running for Governor of California.

The point of Dante Jones is to be the most shitted on person in the world. And still maintain a moral sense of balance due to the presence of his child. He's the mirror image of Apathy.

If anyone touches Karma.

Anyone.

I will rip your throat out and make you eat it, understood. She is off limits, she's been through enough and I will not let any of you fucks get your dirty little fuckin' hands on her. I am tired of people seeing the ones I care about as fuckin' free time to do with as they will and I will do whatever it takes for them to be left out of it.

Fuck byes, I've been back like three shows, couldn't you have given me a little fuckin' grace period.

Cactus Sam wrote:

OOC: Wow this fed really is Morbid. I'm gonna come back as Sunflower Sam and really brighten this place up.

Sunflower Sam for FMC

Cactus Sam wrote:

OOC: Wow this fed really is Morbid. I'm gonna come back as Sunflower Sam and really brighten this place up.

OOC: lol..it's something me and Dano came up with well before the first match in FMW had ever occurred.

BACKSTORY FTW.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

If anyone touches Karma.

Anyone.

I will rip your throat out and make you eat it, understood. She is off limits, she's been through enough and I will not let any of you fucks get your dirty little fuckin' hands on her. I am tired of people seeing the ones I care about as fuckin' free time to do with as they will and I will do whatever it takes for them to be left out of it.

Fuck byes, I've been back like three shows, couldn't you have given me a little fuckin' grace period.

I take it she's really important to you.

May I meet her when she shows up?

In your presence of course, I mean given what happened to me, sex, rape, or whatever is the farthest thing from my mind.

Unless she's like super sexy or something.

Given your low standards, that doesn't really mean much, does it?

It means about as much as you do to the main event at Catalyst.

Well, given that my impact at Catalyst's main even is guaranteed to be more than zero provided I'm not deceased before it takes place, your statement must be false.

iDeAndes wrote:

Woof.

Cheers for the advice, De.

Mr Austin; a brief discussion about ideaology, if you please.

What would you surmise from the viewpoint that self-destruction is the key to survival?

Alex O'Rion wrote:

If anyone touches Karma.

Anyone.

I will rip your throat out and make you eat it, understood. She is off limits, she's been through enough and I will not let any of you fucks get your dirty little fuckin' hands on her. I am tired of people seeing the ones I care about as fuckin' free time to do with as they will and I will do whatever it takes for them to be left out of it.

Fuck byes, I've been back like three shows, couldn't you have given me a little fuckin' grace period.

Touchy touchy feely feely.

I know I'd give Karma one hell of a grace period. You wanna know what I see when I look at her? I see a repressed masochist, who despite EVERYTHING that ever happens to her, still likes to come back every once in a while and see her Uncle Alex, aww sweet isn't it? Neh not really, she likes the pain, likes the attention and you? You're just an enabler, 'cause whenever she sees you, she is automatically brought back into this life. You know as soon as that happens, she's open game for anyone to use to get to you, weaken your resolve.

So you tell her, if she ever wants to stop this victim act, get her in touch with me, 'cause if i'm honest, I'm a bit of a sadist and sadism and masochism go hand in hand like Jack Daniels and cigarettes.

OOC: Its odd not having to fly off the handle at the mention of that name.

OOC: I'm hoping someone flies off the handle.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Well, given that my impact at Catalyst's main even is guaranteed to be more than zero provided I'm not deceased before it takes place, your statement must be false.

No, you idiot.

I meant it matters, very much. Keep up with me, not everything is a snide dig at you.

You're really not worth insulting anyway.