Corruption and Anarchy 15.3 Trash Talk Thread

Whitt: Nice fold, chump. At least you know your place, which is below me.

And not in the "white is right" sense, which I'm sure you'll take it as. I couldn't care less about skin color or ethnicity. It's more in the "Jeff can argue a point but Kuruk can't" sense, ya know? I'm not superior to you because of my skin color. I'm superior to you because I'm better than you.

Also, I don't use my "whiteness" as a character and driving force behind my motivations because that's dumb. And really, neither should you. But you have about the creativity of a walnut and couldn't come up with anything better. Quite sad. So to try to throw my "whiteness" at me as some sort of clever comeback is rather silly and pointless. But I'm sure you think it was good, since all you do is embody your culture and can't do anything outside of that.

Kuruk: Who says I should strive to become something I'm not, just to prove a point? I do not want to. Regardless, I can do things other than embody my culture. How would you like me to show your face what my fist can do in it?

Whitt: Ya know, you could just be a Native American guy who wrestles like a standard wrestler, or get another gimmick that has nothing to do with your heritage at all. Like a heavy metal rocker. Or maybe a ruthless business man. Or maybe just a driven fighter who wants to find good competition.

But you couldn't do that. You just HAD to put your culture to the forefront, to use it as your personality and your entire identity. Because that's all you are, Kuruk! A caricature of the Native Americans. That's all you are and can be. And if you're okay with that, fine, whatever floats your boat. But it's still sad that a grown man would subject himself to that. That he would willingly let himself be dragged down by his culture.

And your fist? What of it? You gonna punch me with it? The most benign and boring of strikes? C'mon now, man. You can't do better than that? How about a palm strike? Elbow? Backhand chop? Backfist? Maybe use the legs for a gamengiri? Enzugiri? Savate kick? Or have you allowed your culture to not teach you what these are?

See? You could be so much more, Kuruk, but you choose not to be. And it's depressing.

Kuruk: There is no reason to fix what isn't broken, Whitt. We, however, obviously do not agree. You have your opinion, I have mine. I am not a rocker. I am not a businessman. I am Kuruk. I wish to be nothing else.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: But even Brooks agrees with us. I look stunning in that picture.

Sage: I think someone needs to calm down, get a much-needed facial cleansing mask and relax your non-sheepskin underwear.

Brooks: Ahh so its Santana. *extends hand* Paul Brooks, soon to be new Anarchy UV champion

SK: Shar... pedo.

The newly-dubbed Sharpedo King glances at the others through the darkness of his dynamically angled visor, his title belt shining as bright as seeing the sun from deep within the ocean.

The Linguist: Ladies and Gentlemen, my client Sharpedo King would like to say how much of an honor it is to be your Abandoned Champion. Not only that, he is going to affirm his win by obtaining the prize that hangs above the ring in the Through Hell and Back Match. He isn't just going to achieve this feat for himself; the Deep Sea Sensation is doing this for SMUT!

Shock wrote:

Vendetta wrote:

Ah so all comedians have failed at their profession?

Kuruk: Are they not serious about comedy?

Not entirely. A comedian who was serious about any aspect of life would be boring.

Look, mate, you're irritating. Go away. I don't think you'll be a problem come Corruption.

Sharpedo King wrote:

SK: Shar... pedo.

...phile.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

PBrooks wrote:

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: But even Brooks agrees with us. I look stunning in that picture.

Sage: I think someone needs to calm down, get a much-needed facial cleansing mask and relax your non-sheepskin underwear.

Brooks: Ahh so its Santana. *extends hand* Paul Brooks, soon to be new Anarchy UV champion

So, you're polite and sportsman like until I turn my back?

Now you're already declaring yourself the new Champion.

Not the smartest move... You're forcing me to prove why I'm FMW's Number One draft pick.

I tried to be civil... You're going to force my hand.

Bobino wrote:

PBrooks wrote:

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: But even Brooks agrees with us. I look stunning in that picture.

Sage: I think someone needs to calm down, get a much-needed facial cleansing mask and relax your non-sheepskin underwear.

Brooks: Ahh so its Santana. *extends hand* Paul Brooks, soon to be new Anarchy UV champion

So, you're polite and sportsman like until I turn my back?

Now you're already declaring yourself the new Champion.

Not the smartest move... You're forcing me to prove why I'm FMW's Number One draft pick.

I tried to be civil... You're going to force my hand.

Just confident in myself, there's nothing wrong with that...right? If I lose to you, you were the better man.

Santana, Sage.. I liked your interview.

The part about me.

An Indian... Really? That's the best FMW can come up with?? A Freaking INDIAN!?

Now if only we had a stereotypical southern cowboy-type to put him up against ...

David GS wrote:

Now if only we had a stereotypical southern cowboy-type to put him up against ...

I know right... Hey wait a minute... I resemble that remark...

Yes, I suppose you do.

Easy now David...

John Andrews wrote:

I know right... Hey wait a minute... I resemble that remark...

Idiot.

THANK YOU. I was praying to God someone other than me would call him on it ...

So.. Are you back now, Chris?

Haven't decided yet. But if I am, I don't want to miss a beat and I distinctly remember saying I'd be on this show to scout competitors. That's what I am doing.

I will address the matter in detail on Ammunition.

I await that with euphoria in my heart. The King is Back.

RCA wrote:

John Andrews wrote:

I know right... Hey wait a minute... I resemble that remark...

Idiot.

And to think I just purchased an RCA t-shirt and hat...

The Linguist: Ladies... LADIIIIEEES... Sharpedo King doesn't care what you say to others, but if you have a problem with StormMaster, you have a problem with the Abandoned Champion, himself.

The Deep Sea Sensation cracks his knuckles, which made the appropriate sound even with gloves as thick and padded as his own.

SK: Shar... SHARPEDO!

The Linguist: He also says he's not afraid to take down beauties such as yourself, as she swims both directions in the currents of Route 133 in home waters of the Hoenn Region. I however, would love to be accompanied by two nice ladies such as yourself to the afterparty for SK's victory later tonight. Whaddya say?

Sage and Santana wrote:

Vendetta wrote:

The part about me.

Sage: You should totes take Santana out on a date or something. That'd be major cuteness.

John Andrews wrote:

An Indian... Really? That's the best FMW can come up with?? A Freaking INDIAN!?

Santana: Don't be so mean, John =(

Storm183 wrote:

STORMMASTER would like to know why Outlaw John Andrews would buy a Radical Chris Austin shirt when the t-shirt is so hard to come by.

STORMMASTER would like to know who stole his Pizza?

Sage: You're stupid and we hate you.

It'd be a pleasure.

Sharpedo King wrote:

The Linguist: Ladies... LADIIIIEEES... Sharpedo King doesn't care what you say to others, but if you have a problem with StormMaster, you have a problem with the Abandoned Champion, himself.

The Deep Sea Sensation cracks his knuckles, which made the appropriate sound even with gloves as thick and padded as his own.

SK: Shar... SHARPEDO!

The Linguist: He also says he's not afraid to take down beauties such as yourself, as she swims both directions in the currents of Route 133 in home waters of the Hoenn Region. I however, would love to be accompanied by two nice ladies such as yourself to the afterparty for SK's victory later tonight. Whaddya say?

You know. I liked you... a lot. I was a big fan. Such a big fan, that I gave you a match with me for the Abandoned Championship.

But... this is getting painful to watch. I don't know... how can I express my feelings... RIGHT... there's a song for everything.