Corruption and Anarchy 15.3 Trash Talk Thread

I'm in a HardCore match between four people, billed to be trying to make a name for themselves. Seth Rotunda and Andrews have been in this company for what, half a year? And they still haven't made a name for themselves.

That's that, then. So be it.

OOC: Urm, can someone fill me in on my matches gimmick? =3

Vendetta wrote:

I'm in a HardCore match between four people, billed to be trying to make a name for themselves. Seth Rotunda and Andrews have been in this company for what, half a year? And they still haven't made a name for themselves.

That's that, then. So be it.

Kuruk: The largest mountains are always the most difficult to overcome. I do not take my opponents lightly, and you should not take me lightly. No forest animal is more furious than the angered bear.

OOC: I'm with Dunn, someone please let me know what I'm getting into here, plz.

For those of you who don't know, because Boice didn't explain... let me recap.

At the second No Holds Barred I introduced a match. I called it Through Hell and Back. It was for a spot in the Gold Card Gauntlet. I was going to have such a match at the last NHB, for the Abandoned Title... and later I was going to have that be the capper of this "farewell tour" business. But, alas, no.

The premise is this. We all start inside a cage. Dangling above... the prize. But where's the ladder to climb for it?

Outside of the cage, of course.

So, you have to climb the cage to get out. Somehow get a ladder inside. And then you'd better hurry your ass back over that cage, because that ladder can be used by ANYONE on the inside.

So, the jist is this. You're trapped inside a cage. To win requires a lot of climbing, and risking that nobody knocks you down.

Oh, and to make it just a little bit worse, there are all sorts of weapons affixed to the cage.

OOC:

Here's where the first one happened

OOC: Sounds like a lot of bullfuckery to me.

Which means I like it! Kinda excessive, but fuck, it's e-fedding, that's par for the course LOL. Les dew eet.

Sage, Santana, thank you. Good luck for your own match.

As for you, Kuruk- a lightly taken angered bear is still taken lightly. And if me taking you for nothing angers you that much, then you have some genuine anger problems.

Kuruk: Righteous anger is far from a problem. However, you taking me for nothing causes not anger in my heart, but pity. One who is not completely serious can never succeed.

Ah so all comedians have failed at their profession?

Number One Draft Pick.

Number One Seed in UltraViolent Championship Tournament.

Yeah, that's how I do.

Vendetta wrote:

Ah so all comedians have failed at their profession?

Kuruk: Are they not serious about comedy?

Bobino wrote:

Number One Draft Pick.

Number One Seed in UltraViolent Championship Tournament.

Yeah, that's how I do.

*extends hand* Good luck tonight. Loser buys beer.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Sage: I don't mean to be a bitch but I find some of you quite weird.

Kuruk: I believe you are included in that, young lady. Your twin and yourself look exactly alike. Is this not weird to some?

Whitt: We're all a little weird. But that's normal. That's life. No one is the same to another person (except maybe you Braxtons, and even then, there are differences between you two).

Weird is good.

Embrace it.

Embrace the weird.

...okay I really can't play Kane, never mind that.

Hey Celt, Apo, Sharpedo. And Dunn, I guess.

Hope y'all are ready to see a slightly more...aggressive side of the Truly Talented One. Wouldn't want you to be caught off-guard. I want you to know exactly what I'm coming at you with, gentlemen.

Because you won't be able to stop it even with me telling you.

It's gonna be harsh in that cage, and that briefcase - and your blood - will be mine. Ehehehe.

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Santana: I'm sorry, who are you again?

Kuruk: I am Kuruk, Apache warrior and the newest member of this establishment. You will come to know me. Pray to the spirits you never meet me in the ring, Ms. Braxton.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Sage: Don't be so rude to us. We were kindly asking who you were. Don't get your sheepskin underwear in a knot. And besides, you have to be nice to us - we dressed as Native Americans for Halloween once. See?

Brooks: Not sure which one of you that is but...very nice! Welcome to FMW.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Sage: Don't be so rude to us. We were kindly asking who you were. Don't get your sheepskin underwear in a knot. And besides, you have to be nice to us - we dressed as Native Americans for Halloween once. See?

Kuruk: This disgusts and insults me. You have just crossed the bad side of an elite warrior. You have been warned.

Also, my underwear is not made of sheepskin, you ignorant woman.

Kuruk: Hm... perhaps I am being a bit hasty. I apologize. Nevertheless, be careful around the subject of my culture.

Now... come. Tell me more of this "facial cleansing mask".

Whitt: This Kuruk character would be so much better if he didn't embody every stereotype of Native Americans being haughty about their culture and being woefully ignorant of this thing called the 'real world'.

You're a walking caricature, and it's rather disappointingly cute that you don't even recognize that.

Oh well, the better to beat you with, my foe, to paraphrase a fairy tale. You know what those are, right?

Kuruk: I am not an idiot. I am not a caricature. I was raised as a warrior. I am here to fight for my people and I am proud of my heritage. Is there really anything wrong with that?

I am also not ignorant of this "real world". I know much about the city and all it offers. I just do not understand some of the strange luxuries that people happen to have. It is as if you looked at another race and did not understand their culture. That is all.

Whitt: And yet, you continue to talk in a rather, shall we say, exaggerated fashion befitting the Native Americans, discuss how you were "raised like a warrior" as if it's an accomplishment, and have to rely on your heritage for some sort of motivation and personality.

Walking caricature. You may not be an idiot, but you are certainly a walking caricature.

Kuruk: And you are a Native American caricature of an ignorant white man. There are too many stereotypes for us to say that we are all not one ourselves.

Whitt: So, wait, wait. Suddenly I'm ignorant because I'm calling you out? Really, man? That's the best you can do? Oh, and that only just adds to the whole caricature argument. Every culture seems to use that "ignorant" stuff as a crutch to explain away any criticism thrown at them, and yours is certainly no different.

Try again, and this time, actually make a point.

Kuruk: Every culture indeed uses this argument. Yours included.