Corruption and Anarchy 16.2 Trash Talking thread

Brooks logs on to paddypower.com after seeing who he is facing and clicks on FMW.

Odds of all champs retaining belts: 4/1

Odds of at least one new champ: 7/1

Odds of Brooks winning a belt: 15/1

Now taking bets.

Brooks: Hmm maybe I should make some easy cash

Oh boy, it's time for another title defense, again against people I've never heard of.

My excitement is max.

But this time it's on Anarchy, which only makes me remember the old days of how shit I used to be.

Good thing I brought a book to pass the time.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Oh boy, it's time for another title defense, again against people I've never heard of.

My excitement is max.

But this time it's on Anarchy, which only makes me remember the old days of how shit I used to be.

Good thing I brought a book to pass the time.

May the best team win *extends hand*

SK: Sharpedo. Shar-Sharpedo. Shar!

The Linguist: Yeah, I don't believe that Kuruk has any chance of winning your Abandoned title either, Sharpedo King.

Good luck Goldilocks.

Kuruk: I am already receiving an opportunity for a title? I don't quite feel I deserve it yet, but anyone can be surprised.

I am going to give it my all. Sharpedo, you may be a king, but that means nothing to me. I will take your title.

Vendetta wrote:

Good luck Goldilocks.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not the one who needs it.

Fuck off Jack. Have you done anything relevant recently?

To the top? I think you have a warped idea of whereabouts the top is, if you think the Pack and yourself are there mate.

As for 'not making the cut', we all know it was my choice to leave. Don't act like you even had a say.

Had to write you off somehow.

I dunno, you know? Somehow, being the match before the Full Metal Championship match sort of makes me... pretty much top of the card.

Leastwood wrote:

I dunno, you know? Somehow, being the match before the Full Metal Championship match sort of makes me... pretty much top of the card.

No no no...

There's a term for this. It's called "upper midcard". And to be honest, you're only there for the same reason that other federations put their ladies matches up there. The crowd needs some time to piss, get themselves a hot pretzel, text their wives to make sure they don't get in trouble and/or get in on that "last call" action before the main event. Your match is irrelevant, it's only there to allow the crowd to breathe before the actually important match goes on.

I mean, for fuck's sake, it's The Pack versus two rookies. Who was really clamoring for that match? Who thinks that's going on the "best of The Pack" dvd which currently features....

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maybe.... no....

Give me a minute. I'll think of something.

It has that time me and Damien broke Jack's nose after steamrolling him.

That was a good time.

Because when no one's looking you both put on your wizard hats and duel your "wands"?

Yeah, I really don't want to be involved in any of that.

Well, except in the winning aspect. And given how badly we beat you, I'm pretty sure I'm better than you at all aspects of wrestling.

So, yeah, neat delusions you've got going on there.

What's it matter if it was a tag match? Hell, if anything YOU should have had the advantage. Prideman did all the work for you to start, actually trying, hitting me and Damien hard. Hell, he had us BOTH taken down on the mat when YOU demanded to get tagged in. When you got in you should have had the advantage, we were both down and tired and you were the fresh man. Buuut what happened? You got tripped up, hit with two or three finishers, and got your nose broken.

You didn't even bother to try, which is why you're not superior at all. Frankly, you're absolute shit.

...how did I skirt the issue? I responded to your dismissal of your loss because it was a tag match.

Ohhhh. Well, when your point is "you beating me doesn't matter because it was a tag match, I could beat you one on one", I'm not skirting the issue if I'm replying to a majority of it. But whatever.

As for me being nothing without Damien, welllll we're about equals I figure. Though, if you go back and watch the matches, you'll notice a nice majority of them end with me pinning someone. And this isn't some "hurr look at me I'm better'n Damien" dick stroking, because we're equals and without Damien's contributions we're just only half as good, it's just when your point is that I'm nothing without him, records showing I'm the one getting the majority of pins contradicts it immensely.

And getting back to the main extravagant main point that I continually skirt and ignore because of my grand cowardice or whatever you're saying I'm doing. Face you one-on-one? Heh, yeah right, I've better things to do than face the leader of the giant joke that is the Pac-hahahaha! No I don't! I mean, shit, I'm facing random...Anarchy...people because the only logical contenders left for the belts are...I don't know, too busy in tanning booths or something.

So, sure, I'll kick you in the head again. It'll be marginally less boring than the past while's been here.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

No I don't! I mean, shit, I'm facing random...Anarchy...people because the only logical contenders left for the belts are...I don't know, too busy in tanning booths or something.

So, sure, I'll kick you in the head again. It'll be marginally less boring than the past while's been here.

Why I got a title shot against you? I have no idea.

Is it going to be a good match? Yes it will be since I'm not a member of the Pack.

Am I gonna lose? Most likely.

Do I wanna watch you beat down Eastwood again? Yes...hmm might just pop that DVD when I get home.

Easty wrote:

I'll see you at some point in the not-too-distant, Nicholas.

Paul, I should point out... with the exception of Seth... we don't do 'matches'. We have fights.

And it's 2012 you imbecile, have you not heard of Blu-Ray?

Naw I'm too busy watching Netflix...not sure if you Brits know what that is or how to use it.

We get it.

Only recently though.