CORRUPTION 12.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Well, Mr. Moore and Mr. Dragos, I was wondering if Butters and myself could deliver the eulogy at your upcoming funeral. I figured that I could be the bigger man and extend my hand, since nobody would attend your funeral.

No one knows who you are, and no one cares. And upon your death, your time here won't even leave a scribble mark in the FMW history books.

Corruption should feel lucky. Lucky that I decided to save your brand, and your championship, from it's death bed. I know more than any of you will ever know, and you can count your lucky stars that I see enough value in the ethos in the Ultraviolent Championship to keep it around a noble, honest, hardworking, virile man.

To all those who wish to challenge for the Ultraviolent Champion, please take note of my next match. As a former FMW Champion, and the Commissioner of this federation, it will be my pleasure to lead by example, and show you all what you're doing wrong.

Tromboner Man wrote:

Corruption should feel lucky. Lucky that I decided to save your brand, and your championship, from it's death bed. I know more than any of you will ever know, and you can count your lucky stars that I see enough value in the ethos in the Ultraviolent Championship to keep it around a noble, honest, hardworking, virile man.

To all those who wish to challenge for the Ultraviolent Champion, please take note of my next match. As a former FMW Champion, and the Commissioner of this federation, it will be my pleasure to lead by example, and show you all what you're doing wrong.

I want to say something bad or refute this comment in some way, but you've actually worded it in such a way that I really can't without looking like a hypocrite.

But then again you always did have a snake's tongue, Christian.

So, this better be the end.

I mean, after this, I'd be a little pissed if I'm forced to continue feuding with a pair that has no faces.

Since I'm going to kick yours off.

Pity, I was hoping you would come back with something that didn't suck.

Pity I was hoping you wouldn't come back at all, you over-hyped piece of shit! When are you gonna realise Slegna that you're nothing more than worthless moron who can only ever get one over on me by cheating. What's the matter Sleggy? Scared that I'm already better than you EVER were?

Are whining and jealous outbursts the only two things you know how to do?

Every other word out of your mouth is how I'm overhyped or about how I "cheated" to beat you. Newsflash, if I'm overhyped, what does that make you?

And "cheating", please. "Outstrategized", maybe. Perhaps "outwitted". Those two words would describe my multiple wins better than "cheating". But I'll bite, we'll tone down our strategy so you two simpletons can hang at our level.

Freakie wrote:

Hey, Ripper, you in here? Because if you are, I just wanna say "good luck". You might just need it. Hehe.

I sincerely hope you have something good planned for this match. Because if you don't at least put up a good fight then I will be sorely disappointed.

I would prefer to spend longer in the ring actually beating you half to death then I will spend afterwards cleaning your blood off my boots.

Hahahaha. I'm sorry. But you using the word "little" to describe anything about me tickles me. I realize there are some big ass bastards around here, but I stand tall over most of them. And you are no exception.

Tromboner Man wrote:

To all those who wish to challenge for the Ultraviolent Champion, please take note of my next match. As a former FMW Champion, and the Commissioner of this federation, it will be my pleasure to lead by example, and show you all what you're doing wrong.

If only I'd known that sitting around in an air conditioned office and adding a few pounds to an already fat ass was the secret to success