Corruption 14.2 Trash Talking Thread

Luck's for chumps. Mark has Ashburn and Bryson.

The Black Star wrote:

Good luck, "Marky Mark". You'll need it.

Yeah... Don't think I need any luck.

The Black Star wrote:

Good luck, "Marky Mark". You'll need it.

Bryson: You don't need luck with a face as pretty as mine, never mind the fact that you are the one who has to go up against a piece of the most powerful machine in FMW. If anyone needs some fluke, its you. Pray for another hurricane or something, Parkes.

Oh, hey... a day off. I haven't had one of those in awhile.

So, I suppose there's a little bit of news about... well... am I supposed to talk about it? Fuck it, I don't care.

Eastwood wants a rematch. In a move that nobody should find surprising, he's decided to physically threaten somebody to get it. So here's my deal.

Eastwood, you've got it. But I owe a match to Caesar next show. If I win that, I'll be glad to face you again at Death Row 4. Seriously, I'll be glad to. That shall be a match to put all doubts to rest. You see, I have 3 successful defenses as Abandoned Champion, tying me for second place all time to... Skyler Striker. With 4.

So if I defend against Caesar, I'll be tied for the most. If I then beat you, I will erase all doubt as to who is the best Abandoned Champion ever. I'll also put to bed any notions that you might have that you deserve my belt.

We shall see if the powers that be like that. They've been a thorn in my side before, so I can make you no guarantees. I can only say that you can trust me that I want this match to happen. So while you and the rest of The Pack are busy losing to the Sons of Attrition this week, know that I'll be keeping an eye out. Just as I'll be keeping an eye on Mass Caesar.

I'll say the same thing to you that I said to Leon, though. After Death Row... no more. It's done between you and me. If I beat you, you just accept it. I promise that if you take this title off of me I won't be gunning to get it back.

The Black Star wrote:

Because Christian has something that you don't.

Bad grammar?

Easty wrote:

Oh and, for the record, I was trying to gain vantage and not tapping, before you bring it up in reposte. That's another problem I have with that referee. Don't worry though, he'll get what's coming to him.

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OOC: this non-tapping out thing is idiotic.

OOC: It's a heel tactic. Let it be on this one. Easty's rolling with the punches..far better than most people in the same situation might I add.

Edible14 wrote:

Easty wrote:

Oh and, for the record, I was trying to gain vantage and not tapping, before you bring it up in reposte. That's another problem I have with that referee. Don't worry though, he'll get what's coming to him.

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I know I know, I wouldn't believe it if I heard it from someone else either but, why would I lie? I'll openly admit when my opponents are better than me in the ring and the only reason you had the edge that night, Heath, was because of a shoddy official.

Thanks De.

Easty wrote:

I know I know, I wouldn't believe it if I heard it from someone else either but, why would I lie? I'll openly admit when my opponents are better than me in the ring and the only reason you had the edge that night, Heath, was because of a shoddy official.

OOC: Agreeing with De here

IC: You don't think you tapped, I think you did. I don't think you pinned me, you obviously do. Luckily, we're in a profession that allows us to settle such disputes easily and clearly.

Here's the thing though. I know what tapping looks like. I know what it sounds like. I know what it feels like from inside the grasp of the Apathetic Clutch.

You tapped. Get over it.

I suspect that you'll be tapping again if and when I meet you. Unless of course we're in one of the many gimmick matches on the Wheel of... Corruption? Is that what it's called now? Anyway, if we're in one of the many matches that preclude submission finishes.

Unless I decide to lock you in it just for spite.

That'd be fun.

Considering the amount of effort you, amongst so many others as well, put into chasing titles like the UV and TV, I find it pretty fucking disgusting what you did with the TV title Johannson. What's the damn point of holding a title you can't even win on your merit? It kills not only the credibility of the championship, but also your own. Do you realise the years of work and dedication you've just sucked out of that belt?

You're a disgrace man. I mean, there have been some absolute bastards to hold the television title; Syanide, PX, Mercutio...but at least all of them had the shred of honour to upload the value of the championship.

And Ashburn, you better hope you never cross paths with me...ever. You disgraced the Red brand with that moronic stunt, and if you hadn't noticed, I'm not exactly the man who tolerates that. It's all fun and games until the law shows up.

Allow me to reply for Marky-Mark, Celt.

Ahem.

"Your arguement is invalid. This belt sucks. Why beat eachother up blahblahblah derderder."

Seriously. That's the majority of his fuckin' arguement. Nevermind the fact that if the belt was truly as worthless as these YNG fucktards claim, there would be no reason to hold it in the first place, and thus no reason for FMW to even keep it in existence. Apparently people like us, who actually care about championships as somethin' more than shitty leather straps with metal plates on 'em, but as accolades and honors that only the best of the best get to hold, are gettin' rarer and rarer.

And it fuckin' sickens me.

I am slowly starting to see that there are people in this class (read: Marky) that are too ignorant to be taught.

Off with their heads. Whoever accomplishes this, has my support.

Just leave Drew to me.

And this Mr. E fellow.

Bryson: You all seem to be confused. The fact of the matter is that a championship like the television championship is only as good as its champion and Mark is obviously setting the bar astoundingly high. Just because you backwards thinking neanderthals can't see it doesn't make Mark any less right.

Cry all you want about how 'dishonorable' you accuse Mark of being. The names on the lips of fans and talents alike world over are the names of the members, and the unit, of YNG. Now what does that tell you.

Don't rack your brains trying to answer, that last question was rhetorical.

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