Corruption 15.1 Trash Talking Thread

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So um,,, Seth you going to go for the cheap strength by numbers win as well?

Who's ass do ya gotta kick just to get put on a card around here? Worse comes to worse if no one wants to bring the fight to me, i'll just go off looking for one myself. No matter whom it is or wherever it is... Someone's gonna get their ass handed to them like a red headed step child at the hands of John Andrews!

Reggie: Nigger, would you just please shut the fuck up? There are wrestlers in this division who are trying to get their shit promo tapes in. We do not want some nigger trying to bitch about being left off the card and other shit man.

Peyton: Fucking cowboys.

Reggie: You gay man?

Peyton: ...?

Really? Really?? Look here hoss last I checked this was a free country and I can say just whatever the damn well I want ya got it? If you want to play cute and fancy there's this federation called TNA or if you really want to take your talentless punk ass to some place "greater", where you can wrestle other degenerates that look like they shacked up with their first cousin and also share no potential in this business you can go ahead and send your sorry ass promo tapes to the WWE. Get your head out the bulls ass and realize who you're speakin to boy.

smonroe wrote:

So um,,, Seth you going to go for the cheap strength by numbers win as well?

The cheap victory? I don't need to do anything by the cheap if I want to defeat you, Monroe. If anything, I'll just toy around with you in the ring because to me, you're just like a plaything. A plaything will have a bit of attention from whoever's around it, before they tire of it, throw it away and it gets forgotten and left with the other broken, lost, loser toys. Can you see the similarities with your career and a toy? Good. Make sure you're still remembering that when you step into the ring with me. I'll end your dreams.

Outlaw John Andrews wrote:

Really? Really?? Look here hoss last I checked this was a free country and I can say just whatever the damn well I want ya got it? If you want to play cute and fancy there's this federation called TNA or if you really want to take your talentless punk ass to some place "greater", where you can wrestle other degenerates that look like they shacked up with their first cousin and also share no potential in this business you can go ahead and send your sorry ass promo tapes to the WWE. Get your head out the bulls ass and realize who you're speakin to boy.

That's right. You're talking to John Andrews, the guy who lost to Killswitch in less than five minutes at Death Row. Show some respect.

David GS wrote:

Outlaw John Andrews wrote:

Really? Really?? Look here hoss last I checked this was a free country and I can say just whatever the damn well I want ya got it? If you want to play cute and fancy there's this federation called TNA or if you really want to take your talentless punk ass to some place "greater", where you can wrestle other degenerates that look like they shacked up with their first cousin and also share no potential in this business you can go ahead and send your sorry ass promo tapes to the WWE. Get your head out the bulls ass and realize who you're speakin to boy.

That's right. You're talking to John Andrews, the guy who lost to Killswitch in less than five minutes at Death Row. Show some respect.

Davey boy you of all people should know better than to stick your nose in my business...

The first and last time we faced off, I crushed you. I'll stick my nose wherever the hell I want.

David GS wrote:

I'll stick my nose wherever the hell I want.

Whitt: Including right up Nick Bryson's ass.

David GS wrote:

The first and last time we faced off, I crushed you. I'll stick my nose wherever the hell I want.

Must have a real bad memory Dave... If I remember correctly it was a back and forth match... Just sayin kid... I hate to break your fantasy about owning me the first and last time we met. Yeah you got the W but you had to fight tooth and nail for it and desperately played possum cause you were too yellow to finish the match fair and square. Too many hits to the head will cause this lack of memory, also a definition of "super ego" thinking you are the best there is even though you're just a has been and never was.

Jeff wrote:

David GS wrote:

I'll stick my nose wherever the hell I want.

Whitt: Including right up Nick Bryson's ass.

Begone, speck. As for you, John-John ...

Ammunition 13.2 wrote:

Hostyle: Andrews is looking for the Ghost Rider in the Sky, that Diving Elbow Drop that he said he'd win the TV Title with. The Outlaw leaps...and crashes and burns! Nobody home, Andrews didn't even come CLOSE as DGS rolled out of the way!

Sound: Rule number one: NEVER give away how you plan on winning a match.

Going over to the corner, DGS drops into a crouch and waits patiently for Andrews to make it to his feet; his eyes gradually widen, and he begins to beckon to the Outlaw as he rises, holding his elbow in pain from the missed drop. He turns, and DGS EXPLODES out of the corner, placing his shoulder in Andrews' gut with surgical precision and driving him down to the mat!

Hostyle: And THERE it is, SPEAR to John Andrews!

Sound: Nighty-night, rook, thanks for playing!

Hostyle: The Phenom, not even bothering to hook the leg here - one, two, three! That's all she wrote, folks!

Buster Cherry: Here is your winner, and STILL FMW TELEVISION CHAMPION...DAVID...G...S!!

As luck would have it, you don't remember correctly.

Jeff wrote:

David GS wrote:

I'll stick my nose wherever the hell I want.

Whitt: Including right up Nick Bryson's ass.

Bryson: Oh please, Jeff. Even if that were the case, which it is obviously not, you make that sound like a bad thing. Three quarters of the worlds population would like to have their nose up my ass and the other quarter are lying about it.

Seriously now, Jeff. I make the world turn.

Can I be honest here? As much as I admire you, Nick, I'd rather not have my nose up your ass. Great as you are, odds are your ass would still smell like ass.

Dave Ed... Leaving out all of the information? I seem to remember it quite vividly as a back and forth battle until you played coward and got lucky. You knew you were going to lose your belt that night that is why you used everything you could against me. Remember kiddies be sure to run over the road kill to make sure it's really dead otherwise it might just be playin possum.

I know you don't need my help to look stupid, but I'm gonna give you a hand anyway. Tell me, John-Boy ... when, at any time during that match, did I display even the slightest semblance of cowardice? Go ahead - enlighten me.

Seth wrote:

smonroe wrote:

So um,,, Seth you going to go for the cheap strength by numbers win as well?

The cheap victory? I don't need to do anything by the cheap if I want to defeat you, Monroe. If anything, I'll just toy around with you in the ring because to me, you're just like a plaything. A plaything will have a bit of attention from whoever's around it, before they tire of it, throw it away and it gets forgotten and left with the other broken, lost, loser toys. Can you see the similarities with your career and a toy? Good. Make sure you're still remembering that when you step into the ring with me. I'll end your dreams.

We've always got your back, Seth. Luckily, you won't even need us to be in the country for this one.

David GS wrote:

I know you don't need my help to look stupid, but I'm gonna give you a hand anyway. Tell me, John-Boy ... when, at any time during that match, did I display even the slightest semblance of cowardice? Go ahead - enlighten me.

Layin there possum.. Duh.. I know you enjoy feuding with me here cause you're my number one fan and all... Everyone's gotta have a hero right Davey boy?