CORRUPTION 12.2 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

That's an awesome story, but you're forgetting one little thing.

I'm the motherfucking champion for a reason, I was the heart and soul of Distortion, and I'll be god damned if I let you of all people have my title.

Atlas sees the lineup for 12.2 in Manila and slight smirk forms on his face.

"Fighting for a contract? I'd have it no other way. I hope your ready, Fox."

Quote :

Dunnwood speaks out on Jaro

What do you expect a man in a coma to say?

OOC: Uh... um... your heartrate monitor can beep in morse code?

Rottata wrote:

OOC: Uh... um... your heartrate monitor can beep in morse code?

OOC: That seriously made my day.

IC: So it's on... Agh.

Smitten...

Huh.

Do not refer to me by name. You haven't earned the right.

Axel Van Osbourne wrote:

Omega wrote:

That's an awesome story, but you're forgetting one little thing.

I'm the motherfucking champion for a reason, I was the heart and soul of Distortion, and I'll be god damned if I let you of all people have my title.

You know what they say Stay Puft, out with the old and in with the new and all that good shit. The FMW is changing and I think it's time the old guard went the way of the dodo....That's right pal, it's time for a "heart" transplant. You and I have never met in the ring, I have never had the opportunity to beat you into an unrecognizable pulp, but trust me everyone will have AVO on their lips after this match and you, well, you will be in intensive care.

Generic line of the year goes to...

AXEL VAN OSBOURNE!

As your prize you get to take promo classes with The Celt.

I haven't earned the right, Mr. Lawyer man?

That definitely isn't a point I really want to sit here and dispute. Won't change your mind, anyway. But, I am definitely excited to say that I'm the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title.

Does that earn me the right?

Or do I have to win it, lose it, and then drop into obscurity first?

Axel Van Osbourne wrote:

You know what they say Stay Puft, out with the old and in with the new and all that good shit. The FMW is changing and I think it's time the old guard went the way of the dodo....That's right pal, it's time for a "heart" transplant. You and I have never met in the ring, I have never had the opportunity to beat you into an unrecognizable pulp, but trust me everyone will have AVO on their lips after this match and you, well, you will be in intensive care.

Storm: Great story bud, seriously now shut the fuck up.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

I haven't earned the right, Mr. Lawyer man?

That definitely isn't a point I really want to sit here and dispute. Won't change your mind, anyway. But, I am definitely excited to say that I'm the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title.

Does that earn me the right?

Or do I have to win it, lose it, and then drop into obscurity first?

The fact that you consider me a lawyer means you obviously have no clue about what you are getting in to. Oh Hannibal, for someone who is notorious for never underestimating a foe, you have made several disastrous decisions already. It's a pity, you know. I have already put in my mind that you are dangerous. Perhaps I was wrong.

Tromboner Man wrote:

Hannibal Frost wrote:

I haven't earned the right, Mr. Lawyer man?

That definitely isn't a point I really want to sit here and dispute. Won't change your mind, anyway. But, I am definitely excited to say that I'm the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title.

Does that earn me the right?

Or do I have to win it, lose it, and then drop into obscurity first?

The fact that you consider me a lawyer means you obviously have no clue about what you are getting in to. Oh Hannibal, for someone who is notorious for never underestimating a foe, you have made several disastrous decisions already. It's a pity, you know. I have already put in my mind that you are dangerous. Perhaps I was wrong.

Attorney? Accountant? Legal consultant?

I do consider you a threat. I really do. And I'm really thrilled I've been given an opportunity to put a foot in your ass.

It's just kind of disheartening that, since your comeback, you've only managed to lose to the Celt... and kill a defenseless woman.

...Supposedly.

I don't know about killing or defenseless. I was never involved in the deed. My main role, as it has for many months now, has been tedious paper work.

And I'm not a lawyer. You should probably get your facts right Hannibal. Christian Gregory Smitten is many things. Father. Commissioner of Full Metal Wrestling. Devious Mastermind. Well Dressed. Lawyer is no longer one of my "things".

You left snake tongued scum off your list of "things" Smitten.

Axel Van Osbourne wrote:

Hey funny guy, this is between me and Omega....I already beat your ass so do me a favor and let the big kids play. No one gives a shit about you, you have just become irrelevant. And by the way that is exactly what Fat Fuck said not five minutes before you...Might want to read before you comment ASS!!!

Ammunition 12.2 wrote:

Hostyle: Watson tells Axel and Crysto to deal with Storm and Price, and Watson covers! Storm and Price get in there but Axel and Crysto stop them from breaking it up! UNO, DOS, TRES! THEY WIN!

Storm: You never laid one finger on me. Watson had this match won ever since you tagged him in.

OOC: Botched.

The Celt wrote:

You left snake tongued scum off your list of "things" Smitten.

So says the man who backed out of a title match with me this show due to undisclosed reasons.

Fucking pussy.

For one I'm as impatient as yourself to have that match Omega, and you'll get it as soon as possible, but right now fate just won't allow that.

Trust me, it's not like I want to put off beating you and winning the title.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

How's AVO got a contract? Just curious.

He beat someone on 11.2 I think it was and got a point for team green...and the rules stated anyone who earned a point got a shot.

Easty wrote:

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

How's AVO got a contract? Just curious.

OOC: I was thinking the same thing, but I have my Distortion Title Shot to take care of that's the only thing I can think of. That and the guys who plan this shit out know talent when they see it.

Tromboner Man wrote:

I don't know about killing or defenseless. I was never involved in the deed. My main role, as it has for many months now, has been tedious paper work.

And I'm not a lawyer. You should probably get your facts right Hannibal. Christian Gregory Smitten is many things. Father. Commissioner of Full Metal Wrestling. Devious Mastermind. Well Dressed. Lawyer is no longer one of my "things".

In any case, you deserve a good ass kicking.

I'm not too keen on handing a man the second loss since his return, that'd break any man into pieces, but from what I've seen, you're a well dressed, sinister, soulless jackass.

Those kinds of people irk me.

Tromboner Man wrote:

Do not refer to me by name. You haven't earned the right.

Mathias likes this man. Seem like man of class

Frost is the number one contender? When the hell did this happen?! What the hell is the world comin' too?!

Ah' guess I shu'd be payin' more attention to mah' surroundin's. So be it, can't say yah' the first one to step up, certainly won't be the last, credit to ya' for doin' so though son. It's actually good to see a few people within the FMW with the balls to stand up to the TyranT. Couple of months back Ah' had to go lookin' for a god damn challenge, 'cause everyone was too damn afraid to step in the ring with me! 'Cept for Ro of course, but we all know how that turned out.

Romeo: Burn in the 9th Circle of Hell, you backwater hillbilly.

Old Spice is beast, don't diss.