Corruption and Anarchy Trash Talk Thread

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Easty wrote:

Do you mean socks or horse betting?

OOC: I don't understand that so I can't reply =S I'm blonde. That's my excuse.

Totes. There's socks called Totes. There's also a horse betting syndicate called Totes.

Taking the piss out of your shortening of totally.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Easty wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Easty wrote:

Do you mean socks or horse betting?

OOC: I don't understand that so I can't reply =S I'm blonde. That's my excuse.

Totes. There's socks called Totes. There's also a horse betting syndicate called Totes.

Taking the piss out of your shortening of totally.

OOC: Oh. LOL. I shorten nearly every word I use. It's a terrible habit.

Jonathon King wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Sage: Thaaanks King =)

The Linguist: Isn't it a bit too early to think about new ring names, Sharky?

SoSB wasn't in the mood to argue with The Linguist. He was getting stir crazy waiting when there is a title for him to challenge for.

The Linguist: Sure, but let's save that as a fall-back plan. There are other good ring names to have. Using one of your nicknames isn't that hot of an idea.

The Deep Sea Sensation looks at his manager as if he was saying 'why do I bother talking to you?' and walks away from The Linguist, leaving him dumbfounded.

The Linguist: Was it something I said?

Jonathon King wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Oh King, you're more foolish than I could ever have imagined.

And I will take great pride in ripping your fucking head off your shoulders.

GSW/Pack relations continue to decline, retard fight incoming. World continues to not give a shit.

Meanwhile, the tag champs prepare to kick the Pack's collective ass.

Funnily enough, that's how much people give a shit about your tag reign.

EDIT: STOP INTERRUPTING ME GODDAMMIT

Hmm. They don't care 'bout us, yet they cheer their heads off every gods damned time we walk to the ring.

Yeah. You're totally fuckin' right on that.

Yes, I know sarcasm's lost on you.

OOC: I'm just awesome.

Mm..

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Oh King, you're more foolish than I could ever have imagined.

And I will take great pride in ripping your fucking head off your shoulders.

King: Oh look, Prideman made a pun! Let's all look suitably impressed. Ah for the amused dismissal, you really, really can't pull that off. I might not have invented the trick, but I'm pretty damn good at it. You, not so much. Stick with the unstable, potentially psychotic unwarranted anger, that works better with your intelligence level.

Jonathon King wrote:

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Oh King, you're more foolish than I could ever have imagined.

And I will take great pride in ripping your fucking head off your shoulders.

King: Oh look, Prideman made a pun! Let's all look suitably impressed. Ah for the amused dismissal, you really, really can't pull that off. I might not have invented the trick, but I'm pretty damn good at it. You, not so much. Stick with the unstable, potentially psychotic unwarranted anger, that works better with your intelligence level.

You just keep on underestimating me. You'll learn from your mistakes soon enough.

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

King: I'd beat him up for you, but then I'd get the stench of "Pack" all over me. How's this, when Eastwood has his goons jump Dunn because he's all flash and no sizzle, I'll take extra care to break Prideman's jaw. That should stop him from harassing you lovely young ladies.

Oh King, you're more foolish than I could ever have imagined.

And I will take great pride in ripping your fucking head off your shoulders.

King: Oh look, Prideman made a pun! Let's all look suitably impressed. Ah for the amused dismissal, you really, really can't pull that off. I might not have invented the trick, but I'm pretty damn good at it. You, not so much. Stick with the unstable, potentially psychotic unwarranted anger, that works better with your intelligence level.

You just keep on underestimating me. You'll learn from your mistakes soon enough.

King: Nah, probably not. You see, I never underestimate people. I may overestimate myself, but that's just how I was raised. The point is that, even compared to my, frankly, abysmal career in the company, you're still a worthless sack of shit.

I'd watch it, King.. You don't want the pack with a grudge against you.

As for you Prideman. I've had one match in this company, and it was against you. I seem to remember an abrupt victory on my part. Let's see some respect, kid.

Vendetta wrote:

I'd watch it, King.. You don't want the pack with a grudge against you.

King: Why not? It's not like they're a threat, unified enough to present a problem or smart enough to invent one. Besides, everyone else in the company dislikes me, why not them too?

Mm..

Jonathon King wrote:

Vendetta wrote:

I'd watch it, King.. You don't want the pack with a grudge against you.

King: Why not? It's not like they're a threat, unified enough to present a problem or smart enough to invent one. Besides, everyone else in the company dislikes me, why not them too?

And that's where you let yourself down King. You say you overestimate yourself and yet right now it seems the opposite. Just because you think everyone hates you that doesn't have to be the way. You could be great, just set some priorities, make some allies.

And Vendetta, no one asked you to involve yourself in this. You beat me in my first ever match, I was a complete rookie to this, so if you're spoiling for a fight I'll go again. But your shameless pandering to everyone here is pathetic frankly. Grow a pair.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: At the risk of angering Eastwood - yet again - I'm going to say that I quite like the tag team champions. I think they're lovely.

Santana: And just FYI, King, we don't hate you. We've grown quite fond of you already, actually. We will happily defend you against this Wolfpack or whatever they're called. Beware of the Facial, Prideman.

You'll get a fucking facial in a minute....

Loins wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: At the risk of angering Eastwood - yet again - I'm going to say that I quite like the tag team champions. I think they're lovely.

Santana: And just FYI, King, we don't hate you. We've grown quite fond of you already, actually. We will happily defend you against this Wolfpack or whatever they're called. Beware of the Facial, Prideman.

You'll get a fucking facial in a minute....

The implication, of course, is that Prideman only needs a minute. Ba-zing.

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Vendetta wrote:

I'd watch it, King.. You don't want the pack with a grudge against you.

King: Why not? It's not like they're a threat, unified enough to present a problem or smart enough to invent one. Besides, everyone else in the company dislikes me, why not them too?

And that's where you let yourself down King. You say you overestimate yourself and yet right now it seems the opposite. Just because you think everyone hates you that doesn't have to be the way. You could be great, just set some priorities, make some allies.

And Vendetta, no one asked you to involve yourself in this. You beat me in my first ever match, I was a complete rookie to this, so if you're spoiling for a fight I'll go again. But your shameless pandering to everyone here is pathetic frankly. Grow a pair.

King: No, no, you misunderstand. I don't give a fuck if people like me. In fact, I prefer it that they dislike me. Want to know why? Because I'm fucking better than them. Sure, some of the might be better wrestlers than me, some of them might be stronger or faster, there's gotta be at least one that's smarter, but no one looks nicer, and no one is better than me. You're right about one thing, I could be great, and I will be, but on my own terms, no one else's.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: You even think about doing that, I will scratch my name into your forehead with my fingernails. And then slap you across the face.

Oooh foreplay...

David GS wrote:

Loins wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: At the risk of angering Eastwood - yet again - I'm going to say that I quite like the tag team champions. I think they're lovely.

Santana: And just FYI, King, we don't hate you. We've grown quite fond of you already, actually. We will happily defend you against this Wolfpack or whatever they're called. Beware of the Facial, Prideman.

You'll get a fucking facial in a minute....

The implication, of course, is that Prideman only needs a minute. Ba-zing.

Yeah, a minute to beat your sorry ass in the middle of the ring. 1, 2 ,3.

Jonathon King wrote:

Loins wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Vendetta wrote:

I'd watch it, King.. You don't want the pack with a grudge against you.

King: Why not? It's not like they're a threat, unified enough to present a problem or smart enough to invent one. Besides, everyone else in the company dislikes me, why not them too?

And that's where you let yourself down King. You say you overestimate yourself and yet right now it seems the opposite. Just because you think everyone hates you that doesn't have to be the way. You could be great, just set some priorities, make some allies.

And Vendetta, no one asked you to involve yourself in this. You beat me in my first ever match, I was a complete rookie to this, so if you're spoiling for a fight I'll go again. But your shameless pandering to everyone here is pathetic frankly. Grow a pair.

King: No, no, you misunderstand. I don't give a fuck if people like me. In fact, I prefer it that they dislike me. Want to know why? Because I'm fucking better than them. Sure, some of the might be better wrestlers than me, some of them might be stronger or faster, there's gotta be at least one that's smarter, but no one looks nicer, and no one is better than me. You're right about one thing, I could be great, and I will be, but on my own terms, no one else's.

So FMW is a beauty contest now? You and the girls deserve eachother.

Cross my path and those looks you're so proud of will be gone. You'll be so disfigured that you'll kill yourself before you let anyone see you again.

King: Oooh, you said two right things in one day, a new record! The girls and I do deserve each other, but a sorry little bitch like you fall flat on his face before he could get anywhere near me.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: At the risk of angering Eastwood - yet again - I'm going to say that I quite like the tag team champions. I think they're lovely.

Santana: And just FYI, King, we don't hate you. We've grown quite fond of you already, actually. We will happily defend you against this Wolfpack or whatever they're called. Beware of the Facial, Prideman.

fan: Sounds like words you're familiar with hearing....OMG its Nick Bryson!!!!!!!

PBrooks wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: At the risk of angering Eastwood - yet again - I'm going to say that I quite like the tag team champions. I think they're lovely.

Santana: And just FYI, King, we don't hate you. We've grown quite fond of you already, actually. We will happily defend you against this Wolfpack or whatever they're called. Beware of the Facial, Prideman.

fan: Sounds like words you're familiar with hearing....OMG its Nick Bryson!!!!!!!

King: Security, get him out of here, he's harassing the workers.

Two security officers 'escort' the random fan away.

King: Well, that's because if they got in anyone else's faces they'd lose limbs. Most of the stars here are violent psycho/sociopaths.