Corruption and Anarchy Trash Talk Thread

King: Ladies, you know I love ya, but please god let you lose that match. You would be a much, much better sight in your bras than Andrews would be in his.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: Well, we pick 4.

Sage: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Santana?

Santana: Indeed I am, Sage.

Sage: We would like to challenge you to a Braxton Bras-and-Bears pillowfight match. Reasonable, isn't it? =)

That actually made me chuckle... It'd be the first time using a stuffed bear as a weapon... But if you ladies are wearin the bras count me in. Surely you gals could have come up with something better than that? I mean after all you didn't exactly say who was wearing the bras... So I do believe I found a loop hole in this negotiation.

OOC: I added to it. It's now a "Bras-and-Bears Strip Pillowfight" match.

Sage: No, King, you silly boy, it's different. Here, let Santana explain the rules to you.

Santana: Since you are a more experienced wrestler than we are, Mr. Andrews, let me explain the stipulations of a Bras-and-Bears Strip Pillowfight match:
- One twin will be facing you while the other will be standing ringside; both will be fully clothed.
- Stuffed pillows and teddy bears are the only legal weapons in this match.
- You have to score four falls to win the match while we only have to score one; however, for each fall you win, the twin on the outside must remove one of her garments. When she is down to her lingerie, you win.
- If you win, you also win a date. With the both of us.

Sage: Does that sound reasonable to you?

Judging by the rules it sounds pretty simple, way I understand only the chickas will be doin the strippin... Maybe throw in that $35,000 if I lose...

Decisions... decisions... so the overall stipulations..

Andrews Victory:
The crowd gets the lingerie and I get a date... I don't know something's missing here but what...

Twins Victory:
$35,000 Each... and myself as the Twin's property for four shows...

Putting out? *shivers* No... Dear god no... But I do know of someone that needs the date more than I...

There you both go again with the gay bit... I just don't believe my fiancee would approve of me sleeping with two well... unique young women... Besides I wouldn't have to worry about anyone else in the ring if she found that out. If you can find someone to sign off on the match then yes. I will contact you with the information as to whom the individual in need of the date is... It will be much of a surprise to him, I will also have a card for you to give to him.

Please accept and win this match. Then feed them to Eastwood. Then we can get rid of these two, stop getting distracted from the upcoming show and forget this ever happened at all. Problem solved.

...Wut.

I'm anticipating shopping with the girls segments in the not too distant future.

OOC: If Austin was in his "Moment of Clarity" phase... this could have been scary.

RCA wrote:

OOC: If Austin was in his "Moment of Clarity" phase... this could have been scary.

OOC: Oh. Oh god. No.

OOC: Challenge accepted, LOL. Kidding.

IC:

Alright look, since to my knowledge I am not booked at Ammunition 15.3, I've decided that unless that changes, I'm coming to Corruption 15.3 and I will be taking a closer look at some of my upcoming competition.

I hope you are at your best. This way when I find the weaknesses to exploit it will be more of a challenge.

Hate to say it, Prideman, but they're right..

RCA wrote:

OOC: Challenge accepted, LOL. Kidding.

IC:

Alright look, since to my knowledge I am not booked at Ammunition 15.3, I've decided that unless that changes, I'm coming to Corruption 15.3 and I will be taking a closer look at some of my upcoming competition.

I hope you are at your best. This way when I find the weaknesses to exploit it will be more of a challenge.

Do stop by Anarchy, if you have the time.

When I said Corruption 15.3. I meant that show and Anarchy. Apologies for not being clear but to sum up, if there's a qualifying match or a match involving Hannibal Frost or any other competitor that has qualified for the FMW Championship Tournament on either show, I will see it up close and personal.

The busy bee is back in beezness, I see.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

MPD wrote:

I'm anticipating shopping with the girls segments in the not too distant future.

Sage: Doesn't that just excite the hairs on the back of your neck?

I wouldn't go that far, sugarcube.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Easty wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: Nope, we have not participated in degrading pornography. It may surprise you to know that many women have morals.

Sage: We've been offered the cover shoot of several "titty" magazines like Playboy and Maxim, but we've happily turned them down. The only men who deserve to see us naked are our respective future husbands.

Santana: Why are you so bitter towards us, friend?

Bitter? Please. I just can't stand the thought of you "ladies" being injured in the ring.

By myself.

With a steel chain.

Santana: Oh honey, you are so sweet.

Sage: No one wants to see us get hurt, of course.

Santana: We should go lingerie shopping together one day, Eastwood. That'd be totes fun.

Do you mean socks or horse betting?

Loins wrote:

Please accept and win this match. Then feed them to Eastwood. Then we can get rid of these two, stop getting distracted from the upcoming show and forget this ever happened at all. Problem solved.

I took a bird swimming with sharks on a date once.

Didn't end well.

RCA wrote:

OOC: If Austin was in his "Moment of Clarity" phase... this could have been scary.

Eddie B. DO EET.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Loins wrote:

Please accept and win this match. Then feed them to Eastwood. Then we can get rid of these two, stop getting distracted from the upcoming show and forget this ever happened at all. Problem solved.

Sage: That's not very nice.

Santana: It's like you're blaming us when really, it's not our fault. We're not distracting anyone, they're being distracted by us. We can't help what they think and do.

Your like a bad smell. Just won't go away and everyone around you ends up smelling like shit as well. Well, I'm telling you now, I'm not being sucked into this. I just want you gone.

Easty wrote:

Do you mean socks or horse betting?

OOC: I don't understand that so I can't reply =S I'm blonde. That's my excuse.

Loins wrote:

Your like a bad smell. Just won't go away and everyone around you ends up smelling like shit as well. Well, I'm telling you now, I'm not being sucked into this. I just want you gone.

Sage: You're*

Santana: I don't understand where all this hatred is coming from. We haven't said anything bad to or about you at all.

Sage: I'd like to think of it as "We're like Chanel No.4 and now everyone smells beautiful".

Santana: King, Daniel Prideman isn't being very nice to us

Prideman, nobody has Done anything to upset you. Playing hard to get, are you maybe?

Oh stop, I'm blushing.