Corruption and Anarchy Trash Talk Thread

Woah, woah, woah, SHIT!

I'm sorry, Chris Austin, did the world stop revolving around you for a second there?
Did I, at any point, ask for a summary of any kind?

I don't give a flying vagina what you are preparing to do at Ammunition, buddy. And thus, Chris Austin was the beginning of another pointless tirade between a couple of superstars.

Was that neccasary, Austin? No.

Relatively new face, relatively similar insults to those I've heard in the past.

I do things because I want to, Blake. Don't be angry that I lumped you into the manservant grouping. After all, you just referred to Eastwood as "boss".

Also, the FMW world revolves around YNG, and as unfortunate and as misguided as that is considering the federation has no World Champion, I am aware that I am not at the forefront and I am more than OK with that.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

We like his spunk

HehehahahahahahAHAHAHAhhhh.

Too easy.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

We like his spunk

HehehahahahahahAHAHAHAhhhh.

Too easy.

Santana: Not that "spunk" -.-

Sage: We walked right into that one.

King: That you did, but whatever, it was funny.

Oh shit, that Mockingjay kid is back and now he's so desperate for sex he's paying lip service to a couple open pairs of legs. You know, you talked a big game to me and then never backed it up. In fact, you didn't even try, you just walked away like a sackless little bitch. What happened? Where did you go? Meanwhile, I'm Rookie of the Year.

RCA - You're okay with not being at the forefront? Perhaps I misjudged you. Ambition is the key to success in wrestling.

Ashburn - Ah Matt. I think you should probably remember one thing about me... If a man/woman MUDS my family name, I will never forget it. You, good sir, committed that foolish crime. That big game? Still on the table, buddy, and this time I won't be leaving in a hurry.

Oh, and Sage, Santana - It's a delight. I assure you, the pleasure is all mine.

OOC: The last two pages are a stoned e-fedder's dream.


IC:

Everyone just needs to enhance their calm.

Like... woah...

Slow... slow... slow...

Now stop!



...and resume.

Vendetta wrote:

Ashburn - Ah Matt. I think you should probably remember one thing about me... If a man/woman MUDS my family name, I will never forget it. You, good sir, committed that foolish crime. That big game? Still on the table, buddy, and this time I won't be leaving in a hurry.

Belittling your family name is too fun though. "The Antagonist" isn't just my nickname because it sounds cool.

Vendetta wrote:

RCA - You're okay with not being at the forefront? Perhaps I misjudged you. Ambition is the key to success in wrestling.

I'm perfectly fine with not being at the forefront. I don't particularly care for the spotlight and I have found myself fortunate that the World Title is not the most important thing to this federation.

Besides, I don't need someone to put me first to know I am first. My validation will come from within and no one else. I want the FMC for me and me alone.

Austin.. You 'know you are first'? I think you're contradicting yourself, son. Never a sign of a man with great wit.
I think it's a good thing I'm back - the FMW, it seems, has need of a man that knows the world, and knows how to spot an imbecile in disguise.

As for you, Matty.. I'm not quite sure what to say. If I can't shut you up with words, then it seems we're going to have to do what we're paid to do... No, Braxton twins, that is not to have sex. And no Matt, that is not to antagonise, but to wrestle, good sir.

Actually no, I'm not.

FMW just has yet to figure out that their idea of greatness is completely wrong.

Previously today, Chris, you have made claims that you are at the front of FMW, but also that you are not the top. That, sir, is contradicting yourself.

Are you having fun, doing this? Heralding your greatness to a man that has had ONE match in this company?

I understand that you want everybody to know how delightful you are, and there is no doubt you can fight, but Austin, let me spell it out for you:

I do not give a fuck about you.

Now piss off.

King: This place was much more fun when it was just people flirting with pretty girls. Then Vendetta went and made it all boring.

King: Was there every any competition? Everyone knows the pretty boy always wins.

Jonathon King wrote:

King: Was there every any competition? Everyone knows the pretty boy always wins, unless we're talking about wrestling.

Edited for accuracy.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Sage: Santana and I would love to meet up with you for drinks later, King.

Santana: You know where to find us.

King: Of course, ladies. But first I have a Brit to beat.

Vendetta wrote:

Previously today, Chris, you have made claims that you are at the front of FMW, but also that you are not the top. That, sir, is contradicting yourself.

Are you having fun, doing this? Heralding your greatness to a man that has had ONE match in this company?

I understand that you want everybody to know how delightful you are, and there is no doubt you can fight, but Austin, let me spell it out for you:

I do not give a fuck about you.

Now piss off.

Thank God that you, an ignominious nobody who I tried to have a decent conversation with, do not give a fuck about me. Thank the fucking Lord.

Not that anyone gives a fuck about anything you think about anything, but really, thank God I don't register on your radar.

If I did, I would have retired you by now.

Oh, you tried to have a decent conversation with me?!

Now, I'm not a good person, that is knowledge that unites all of us, but I do not make half the false claims you have made in the past day, Chris. You would have retired me already?!

You make big claims, Austin, but I have yet to see any evidence to back those claims up. I've made a splash here already, and I haven't even made my return.

Okay, I admit, you are beginning to irk me, and I am beginning to care. You gonna retire me?!

Oh.. And King? Shut up.

Jonathon King wrote:

King: Was there every any competition? Everyone knows the pretty boy always wins.

'Cept against the Gray Inferno, it seems.

Shit. Now Nick has me callin' us that.

Damien wrote:

'Cept against the Gray Inferno, it seems.

Shit. Now Nick has me callin' us that.

(◕ ω ◕)

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Damien wrote:

'Cept against the Gray Inferno, it seems.

Shit. Now Nick has me callin' us that.

(◕ ω ◕)

OOC: wut?

forgot the OOC: on the last one.

Vendetta wrote:

Oh.. And King? Shut up.

King: Very witty, I'm impressed. I thought you were stupid.

Damien wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

King: Was there every any competition? Everyone knows the pretty boy always wins.

'Cept against the Gray Inferno, it seems.

King: Well yeah, but I just meant when it comes to getting the attention of pretty ladies.

Ryder Strong: "This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, The Age of Aquarius, Aquarius! Aquarius!"

Darn, I'm a Taurus.