Ammunition 16.1 TRASH TALKING THREAD

Hannibal Frost wrote:

Yes.

Clearly.

And Skyler, that'd be cowardly. Especially since I have a vendetta to bury in your face.

What?

hurr my ring name is a common word used in wrestling, TIME FOR ME TO BUTT IN WHEN SOMEONE SAYS IT, I WILL LOOK SO CLEVER.

You don't.

I agree.

But the mental image of me burying Blake in Striker's face is priceless.

lulz.

Just a bit of harmless banter, boys, untwist your knickers now.

Hey Hey Hey Hey... Back off my bitch and hoe junior... That is if ya know whats good for ya now ya hear?

CarnageKing wrote:

John Andrews wrote:

Hey Hey Hey Hey... Back off my bitch and hoe junior... That is if ya know whats good for ya now ya hear?

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:Don't get caught up with the trannies Mister Andrews by the way you guys are facing each other soon. How cute is that.... Not really. You are looking at the next Television champion because I am the Good Guy. I fight for everyone who is tired of the same old bullshit!!! This isn't going to be like before when the FMW was over run by a bunch of malnourished animals. You are looking at a new sheriff in town and WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm going to open up a can of whoop ass real soon!!! TA TA FOR NOW!!!

King: Cena, Austin, Flair, Austin again, and all of this from a Rock look-a-like. You don't have an original thought in your head, do you boy?

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

John Andrews wrote:

Hey Hey Hey Hey... Back off my bitch and hoe junior... That is if ya know whats good for ya now ya hear?

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:Don't get caught up with the trannies Mister Andrews by the way you guys are facing each other soon. How cute is that.... Not really. You are looking at the next Television champion because I am the Good Guy. I fight for everyone who is tired of the same old bullshit!!! This isn't going to be like before when the FMW was over run by a bunch of malnourished animals. You are looking at a new sheriff in town and WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm going to open up a can of whoop ass real soon!!! TA TA FOR NOW!!!

King: Cena, Austin, Flair, Austin again, and all of this from a Rock look-a-like. You don't have an original thought in your head, do you boy?

ooc:Normally on fictional efeds those companies/people don't exist.

Everything exists. EVERYTHING. It's why Slegna's last three promos were just allegories for him riding magical ponies.

OOC: Was going to bite on the "Cause I'm the good guy" line ya threw out... But I just wasn't oozing enough machismo today to be "The Bad Guy", so I just threw in some Rock and Austin references instead.

Andrews: First and foremost... If you expect anyone to take you serious around here i'd drop the ta ta for now mumbo jumbo son. Of course you're going to fire back with the, "Well Outlaw you're the one fighting the girl not me" and well you'd be right but you see there is a plus side to this. Number one either her or her sister's stripping... Which means ya'll got a front row show to excellence and get to save your ones.

Secondly, Santana and I have developed a sort of love hate relationship... I like to think of it as one of those only we're aloud to fuck each other over type deals. Which means BOY until after Ammunition 16.1 her sweet little ass belongs to yours truly. If you got a problem with that you can saddle your horse, ATV, or whatever the hell your rootin tootin candy ass drove in on and head on down to management and request a date with the Outlaw.

Third, these boots don't run son... Don't go thinkin you'll go sayin anything that will put fear into this country boy cause quite frankly, I too have danced with the devil in the pale moon light and have lived to tell the tale. I don't put too much stock in King... He doesn't have the heart to get the job done and doesn't know what it means to be a champion. Remember "Ice Man" if you're ever feelin froggy i'll be your huckleberry! Ya have a good day now ya hear...

CarnageKing wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

John Andrews wrote:

Hey Hey Hey Hey... Back off my bitch and hoe junior... That is if ya know whats good for ya now ya hear?

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:Don't get caught up with the trannies Mister Andrews by the way you guys are facing each other soon. How cute is that.... Not really. You are looking at the next Television champion because I am the Good Guy. I fight for everyone who is tired of the same old bullshit!!! This isn't going to be like before when the FMW was over run by a bunch of malnourished animals. You are looking at a new sheriff in town and WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm going to open up a can of whoop ass real soon!!! TA TA FOR NOW!!!

King: Cena, Austin, Flair, Austin again, and all of this from a Rock look-a-like. You don't have an original thought in your head, do you boy?

ooc:Normally on fictional efeds those companies/people don't exist.

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:Listen I grew up in Dallas,Texas being a mulatto child my mom being white and my dad being black there was lot of hate. Do you understand calling me boy trumps everything you will ever say to me. You wanna go out to that ring and beat a man who has nothing left to prove. I have danced with the devil himself, saw the ends of the earth yet I remain here. Nothing can stop me from taking your title away because I promised my Family that my come back would mean something. I've been gnoe away from a wrestling ring for three years too long. And King come Ammunition you will be left COLD & CRITICAL. By the way tell The Braxton gals to carry you to the emergency room. You son are gonna need some new teeth.

OOC: Here's it's just like they're in a different fed. The look-a-like line was a cheap shot, but yeah, they exist. Hell, part of King's backstory is how much he idolized Flair growing up.

OOC:

What King said.

And using the "I tawt tey didn't existz" line as an excuse for plagiarism isn't cool. Well, that's a little dramatic, but spouting off other people's catch phrases like you came up with 'em isn't cool either. It gets annoying, and it shows a lack of respect towards those that are actually trying.

Right... If you're greatness the bar has certainly lowered, you're nothing but a phase "Ice Queen" a short fused phase that will fizzle out at the drop of a dime by its own hand. It's people like you that come in thinking they are the greatest thing and can shit a golden master piece on command. In reality you're just a mark lookin for his five seconds of fame. The point is boy... Your careers over and you don't even know it...

My cat's been using it for a bed.

I guess he likes it, sort of like how he likes his litter box.

This Jimmy Ice clown is the kinda corny faggot that jerks off over his own reflection.

You got mirrors on your bedroom ceiling, bruh?

Longoria wrote:

Sage: SO, FULL METAL FAMILY, ARE WE ALL TOTALLY ENJOYING OUR NEW I <3 THE BRAXTON TWINS T-SHIRTS?!

I prefer hoodies.

Find one of those, I may think about wearing it.

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

John Andrews wrote:

Hey Hey Hey Hey... Back off my bitch and hoe junior... That is if ya know whats good for ya now ya hear?

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:Don't get caught up with the trannies Mister Andrews by the way you guys are facing each other soon. How cute is that.... Not really. You are looking at the next Television champion because I am the Good Guy. I fight for everyone who is tired of the same old bullshit!!! This isn't going to be like before when the FMW was over run by a bunch of malnourished animals. You are looking at a new sheriff in town and WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm going to open up a can of whoop ass real soon!!! TA TA FOR NOW!!!

King: Cena, Austin, Flair, Austin again, and all of this from a Rock look-a-like. You don't have an original thought in your head, do you boy?

OOC: LOL!!

RCA wrote:

Longoria wrote:

Sage: SO, FULL METAL FAMILY, ARE WE ALL TOTALLY ENJOYING OUR NEW I <3 THE BRAXTON TWINS T-SHIRTS?!

I prefer hoodies.

Find one of those, I may think about wearing it.

I'll take one in black with no writing on it. Thanks.

So you're a kingly mobster now? You fail at that too, cause the truth is... It is "Capeesh" not Capice... Jesus... Yeah greatness... My Texan ass... Greatness... When you get done blowin Jonathon King and Chris Austin you can go be the pivot man for the circle jerk that those YNG fellers have whenever they win a match. I don't need to prove shit to you... Or anyone else in this fed for that matter... I'm here... Got a problem with it... Come get some...

Easty wrote:

Actually it is "capice", John...

OOC: Yes yes... That's the point...