Ammunition 16.1 TRASH TALKING THREAD

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Christopher Luck and Dazz Andrews

I don't...

Gray pulls a deck of FMW trading cards out of his pocket, flipping through them.

I don't know who they are.

Gray tries, in vain, to find either one of the men in his cards.

Who in the world are they and why are they getting a tag title shot?

Nicholas Gray wrote:

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Christopher Luck and Dazz Andrews

I don't...

Gray pulls a deck of FMW trading cards out of his pocket, flipping through them.

I don't know who they are.

Gray tries, in vain, to find either one of the men in his cards.

Who in the world are they and why are they getting a tag title shot?

Well, Dazz is that guy who put in a really good match against Drew Michaels. And... then hasn't won a single match.

Luck is... that new guy.

As for why they're getting title shots? No idea. Devreaux seems to have lost his mind completely. Though to be honest, you two have conquered everyone else in the tag division. GSW, SMUT, The Pack, The Comeback Kids... I guess they're just throwing scrubs at you now.

Edible14 wrote:

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Quote :

Christopher Luck and Dazz Andrews

I don't...

Gray pulls a deck of FMW trading cards out of his pocket, flipping through them.

I don't know who they are.

Gray tries, in vain, to find either one of the men in his cards.

Who in the world are they and why are they getting a tag title shot?

Well, Dazz is that guy who put in a really good match against Drew Michaels. And... then hasn't won a single match.

Luck is... that new guy.

As for why they're getting title shots? No idea. Devreaux seems to have lost his mind completely. Though to be honest, you two have conquered everyone else in the tag division. GSW, SMUT, The Pack, The Comeback Kids... I guess they're just throwing scrubs at you now.

Not everyone. Which is why I'm confused about this.

Very odd.

You're here too?

That's... I don't really know what to think about that. You're assholes. But, extremely attractive assholes. Quite the paradox, ladies.


And Skyler... you mother fucker.

I'm so glad you're back.

Never said I didn't.

Just called you assholes. The world's full of 'em.

I do, however, find you to be full of personality and have an actual want to succeed. Decent people are buried in there somewhere.

Well, well, well. Hannibal Frost.

This is going to be a doozy.

You better believe it.

You know, a lesser champion could simply not show up to this match, almost guaranteeing himself a lesser opponent as number one contender.

But that wouldn't be any fun at all now, would it?

Or I could just knock both of them into next week before the match since I deserve the spot more than either of them. After all I just made the semifinals of the FMC tournament.

Now that DOES sound like a lot of fun.

Yes.

Clearly.

And Skyler, that'd be cowardly. Especially since I have a vendetta to bury in your face.

Aaaand, Abel... I invite you to try.

You don't have to ask me twice Hanny...Watch your back.

OOC: Having me sit Indian-style... I might as well embrace being CM Punk, LOL. Also, whom do I trouble in regards of a championship graphic?

IC:

Skyler, Hannibal... I'll be watching you two closely. It's a shame that Deveraux wouldn't allow for us to tear the house down but that day will come. As for you Hannibal, I vividly recall you saying something along the lines of "you're dead" towards me. This have anything to do with me removing you from the tournament in the first round?

I'd hope not, but considering that you, along with myself and a person we're very familiar with (Hostyle) hold grudges, I guess I can't be surprised.

Abel Steele wrote:

Or I could just knock both of them into next week before the match since I deserve the spot more than either of them. After all I just made the semifinals of the FMC tournament.

Not bad.

Did you win said tournament?

Frost, let me put this clearly for you. This is not fun and games. You'd better win, because I damn sure don't want to be facing a second-rate star like Leviticus as my next contender. I want a challenge, and I want someone who I know is going to try. That means we have to work together on this one, because I'm sure you'd love to come and settle your score, and I'd love a decent match instead of facing rookies like Grimelli or try-hards like Anwyl. Understand?

Abel, you so much as step a foot beyond the crowd barrier and I will rip your head clean off your neck. Claiming you had a spot in a semi final means you were, at best, equal third in that tournament. No-one remembers third.

And Chris. So help me, I will be coming for that belt. This has nothing to do with glory. I've just got the desire to be tested.

Well you know me, Skyler. As the Student of the Game and how I've dealt with people since going by that moniker, I live and thrive on being tested. I want everyone's best. It's the only way I learn and get better.

So, in laymen's terms. Come for the belt all you like. Just understand who you have to try, and I stress try, to take it from.

RCA wrote:

Not bad.

Did you win said tournament?

No Chris, I did not. I managed to run into the same bloody stumbling block that seems to be waiting to trip me up at every damn turn.

Well done on the win Chris. If anyone can attest to how much you deserve it, then that person is surely me. As much as it pains me to admit that.

Skyler, that's a big threat. You ought keep your mouth shut unless you wanna start somethin'.

Start something? You were the one who threatened to interfere with a match that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Don't pretend you're suddenly in a league of your own because you fluked your way into every high profile opportunity you've had.

Will Andrews be in a bra too? O_o

One'd hope not, seeing as how we'd literally lose every viewer watching. We'd drop below TNA in ratings just from that.

Skyler, I... respect your lack of candor.

And I do have the ability to see the bigger picture.

Am I going to hate standing next to the guy who broke my neck? Yeah. Hell Yeah. But there's one thing I'll hate more, and that's losing to a couple of shits who can't even be bothered to show their faces. Look, we're down to bantering with each other for Christ's sake.

So, yeah, I'll cooperate this time.

This time.


And Chris... man... I didn't think it'd piss me off this much. Losing to you. Then watching you win what I was stupid enough to lose in the first place. I knew I wanted a match with you, I knew I wanted to prove you were too high on yourself. Making yourself a danger to those around you. But I really didn't know that losing would put you in such a prestigious place.

You're not normal, Chris. Your ego doesn't inflate properly. It becomes sharper, deadlier, and it begins to swallow your conscience. It makes you dangerous. Narrow minded with a sole purpose.

To be a douchebag.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Start something? You were the one who threatened to interfere with a match that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Don't pretend you're suddenly in a league of your own because you fluked your way into every high profile opportunity you've had.

I never threatened you with anything. You threatened decapitation. Overkill much? I call THAT starting something.

And I'm not pretending to be in a league of my own. It's just Messrs Dee & Dum aren't great advertisements for the Ammunition brand. Not like I would be.

As for fluking... did I fluke my way into 3rd place at Mt Vesuvius? Did I fluke my way to within one win of the FMC at Lethal Injection? Was it a fluke that I turned you former mentor's face into a jigsaw puzzle?

Abel Steele wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

Start something? You were the one who threatened to interfere with a match that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Don't pretend you're suddenly in a league of your own because you fluked your way into every high profile opportunity you've had.

I never threatened you with anything. You threatened decapitation. Overkill much? I call THAT starting something.

As for fluking... did I fluke my way into 3rd place at Mt Vesuvius?

Did I fluke my way to within one win of the FMC at Lethal Injection?

Was it a fluke that I turned you former mentor's face into a jigsaw puzzle?

So in summary, here's what you're saying:

-3rd in Mount Vesuvius
-Almost won a title
-Beat Doc

Congratulations, Mr. Almost. You almost impressed me; but I've already:

-2nd in Mount Vesuvius
-Won a number of titles
-Beat Doc

Conclusion: Don't poke your nose where it's not wanted.

For the record... I will not be in a bra, I am not going to be the Dustin Rhodes of FMW. I have enlisted a personal trainer to aid in my perpetration for the match because I know it will be a grueling one. I have also gone through the troubles of going to the build a bear shop at work (The Mega Mall) and have built a special bear for the lovely twins, just ignore the fact that it sort of kinda looks like a steel chair.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

And Chris... man... I didn't think it'd piss me off this much. Losing to you. Then watching you win what I was stupid enough to lose in the first place. I knew I wanted a match with you, I knew I wanted to prove you were too high on yourself. Making yourself a danger to those around you. But I really didn't know that losing would put you in such a prestigious place.

You're not normal, Chris. Your ego doesn't inflate properly. It becomes sharper, deadlier, and it begins to swallow your conscience. It makes you dangerous. Narrow minded with a sole purpose.

To be a douchebag.

You lost the championship because you refused to play up to your potential and paid for it. You lost to me because you thought you had a match well in hand when I was already plotting my next, and ultimately final move. You wanted a match with me, you got one.

It saw me beat you, a former Full Metal Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, in relatively short order by lulling you into a false sense of security and pouncing when you let your guard down. Yeah, it surprised me a little that you got complacent so soon. You losing to me isn't why I am the FMW Champion. Me winning matches against you, Abel Steel and Apostasy is why I am the FMW Champion. Understand that.

And understand this, Frost. I know I'm not normal. I don't rest on my laurels, I constantly want to be better. Now, until further notice, I'm the best and I want my best to be virtually insurmountable by any competition I face. You shouldn't be surprised. My elimination at Catalyst, by your hands, was merely motivation. I used it.

That's not me being a douchebag. That's me being who I am. Which is, until otherwise proven, better than you.

Skyler Striker wrote:

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You almost impressed me

Conclusion: Don't poke your nose where it's not wanted.

Not trying to impress you.

Not particularly interested in what you've done either.

Conclusion: Stop wasting your breath. I'm not going to be scared off anything by the likes of you.