Ammunition 16.1 TRASH TALKING THREAD

That's fine, but if you interfere in my match, don't say you weren't warned.

Skyler Striker wrote:

You know, a lesser champion could simply not show up to this match, almost guaranteeing himself a lesser opponent as number one contender.

Skyler Striker wrote:

I sure don't want to be facing a second-rate star like Leviticus as my next contender. I want a challenge, and I want someone who I know is going to try.

Leviticus:......

Either what he's saying is true, Leviticus, or you lack the belief in your ability to back up what would be a refuting of his claims.

Leviticastform wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

You know, a lesser champion could simply not show up to this match, almost guaranteeing himself a lesser opponent as number one contender.

Skyler Striker wrote:

I sure don't want to be facing a second-rate star like Leviticus as my next contender. I want a challenge, and I want someone who I know is going to try.

Leviticus:......

It's nothing personal, I assure you.

It's just that you've never won any World Championships, and that I've never broken your neck and left you with a grudge that would drive you to beat me at all costs.

Skyler Striker wrote:

That's fine, but if you interfere in my match, don't say you weren't warned.

Duly noted. I'll be sure to treat your warning with the respect contempt it deserves.

CarnageKing wrote:

"Iron Man"Jimmy Ice: Who's betting against him? If you are then get your money back because this isn't some run of the mill match oh it's not. The stage has been set once more, may the stars align. He is coming to reclaim his legacy. He is coming to take every one to the land of the frigid. He is The Ironman may you fear his wrath or may you rest Cold & Critical. Oh and Champ Times Up...

King: You're funny. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but I don't really care. You haven't even debuted and I can tell that you're a joke.

Just as an aside... isn't The Rock locked as War Machine I? Granted, he's dead, but...

I think stuff like that only comes into play with huge names (for example if someone new tried to sign up with fucking Heath Ledger Joker)

...also because I'm sure that now random MMA dude is associated with both War Machines despite one being the Rock.

CarnageKing wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

"Iron Man"Jimmy Ice: Who's betting against him? If you are then get your money back because this isn't some run of the mill match oh it's not. The stage has been set once more, may the stars align. He is coming to reclaim his legacy. He is coming to take every one to the land of the frigid. He is The Ironman may you fear his wrath or may you rest Cold & Critical. Oh and Champ Times Up...

King: You're funny. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but I don't really care. You haven't even debuted and I can tell that you're a joke.

"Iron Man" Jimmy IceMaybe I have to speak in a more non-cryptic manner. I'm the man who will have his hand raised in our match up. Before you go on a rant i've won more world titles in two years than you have won in your entire career. Who's the joke when you walk around claiming to be the best thing since sliced bread, you are pathetic. So i'm going to do this company a favor and END YOU!!!

King: Actually, I wasn't planning on ranting, because I haven't been that successful. I don't claim to be the best since I know I'm not. What I do know is that I'm better than you, because anyone who comes in here bragging about titles they won somewhere else is too thick to know that we don't care.

CarnageKing wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

"Iron Man"Jimmy Ice: Who's betting against him? If you are then get your money back because this isn't some run of the mill match oh it's not. The stage has been set once more, may the stars align. He is coming to reclaim his legacy. He is coming to take every one to the land of the frigid. He is The Ironman may you fear his wrath or may you rest Cold & Critical. Oh and Champ Times Up...

King: You're funny. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but I don't really care. You haven't even debuted and I can tell that you're a joke.

"Iron Man" Jimmy IceMaybe I have to speak in a more non-cryptic manner. I'm the man who will have his hand raised in our match up. Before you go on a rant i've won more world titles in two years than you have won in your entire career. Who's the joke when you walk around claiming to be the best thing since sliced bread, you are pathetic. So i'm going to do this company a favor and END YOU!!!

King: Actually, I wasn't planning on ranting, because I haven't been that successful. I don't claim to be the best since I know I'm not. What I do know is that I'm better than you, because anyone who comes in here bragging about titles they won somewhere else is too thick to know that we don't care.

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice:We'll see in due time who's truly better but i'm a Legend. Me even lacing up my boots after being retired for three years tells you something. I still have something left to prove and so do you. So Nut Up or Shut Up!!! See you out there paper champion.

King: Forgive me, I'm sure you're a world-wide phenomenon, championships in a dozen countries and all that, but I have a few questions. 1) Who the fuck are you? 2) What fed are you a legend in? 3) Why the fuck do I care?

Rumor has it... The "Iron Man" has also dominated the IHOP and Men's Room at the Steak and Shake on the corner of 5th and French... In serious news, Santana your little banter isn't going to bother me sweety i'm numb. Way I see this match is I win either way if I remember the full stipulations to this joke of a match. To think, someone of my caliber being used as a filler go figure. Oh well in order to be great in this business you have to give some stupid things a shot right? Only thing is... I'm not on my knees to move up in the ranks. By the way you got a little something on your lip...

Sage and Santana wrote:

and will without a doubt be the first of many.

God, I hope not.

I'd eat a gun before doing anything like that.

I respectfully request that this... whatever it is? Remove it from Ammunition. The A-show deserves much better than to be sullied with talk of pillow fights and "Braxtonlicious", we get it already. You're moderately attractive I guess. Who cares?

I do not. It means nothing to me that you are considered by society to be "eye-catching". To be quite honest you're not that beautiful.

Why? Merely because there are times that you don't need to talk so much. You two are horrific about recognizing those times.

If you were just a tad less mouthy...

Jaro would be of great use at this time. At least he'd make ample attempt to muffle your words.

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Santana... to say I know how sweet you are... ha.. i'm not even going to comment on that one sweet cheeks. Any who I agree this should be the first and last match of this kind. I mean really quite frankly I don't know what mad man scheduled this thing...

Sage and Santana wrote:

RCA wrote:

I respectfully request that this... whatever it is? Remove it from Ammunition. The A-show deserves much better than to be sullied with talk of pillow fights and "Braxtonlicious", we get it already. You're moderately attractive I guess. Who cares?

I do not. It means nothing to me that you are considered by society to be "eye-catching". To be quite honest you're not that beautiful.

Why? Merely because there are times that you don't need to talk so much. You two are horrific about recognizing those times.

If you were just a tad less mouthy...

Jaro would be of great use at this time. At least he'd make ample attempt to muffle your words.

Sage: Wow, really? WE talk too much? Do you not register the unnecessary bullshit that comes out of your mouth? Your promos go longer than the Harry Potter series twice over. And, to be quite blunt, you have as much personality as Kristen Stewart.

Santana: That's not very nice of you, Mr. Austin, I quite liked you. You're not going to get your present anymore; we had a "I Heart The Braxton Twins" shirt for you.

Sage: Oh and bee tee dubs, we're not that beautiful? Again, really? We could turn the gayest man straight, while your wife is clearly still trying to do so.

Santana: Just for you curious minds, after Sage had a chat with FMW management, they jumped at the idea of booking my match. Because YOU LOVE US!

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice: I don't know why we have you two on this roster maybe to please the male fantasies. I came back to professional wrestling to kick ass and I got the chance to do it. But to be on the same card as that travesty of a match is beyond me. But seems like you girls like to get your way. I will give you girls a shot at my Television Championship after I wipe the floor with the current Paper Champion. But you have to agree to one condition when you are ever in Los Angeles you'll stay at The Hyatt Hotel. That one of my closest friends and former bosses Beverly Hyatt happens to own. Au Revoir

Sage and Santana wrote:

Your promos go longer than the Harry Potter series twice over.

aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh

Sage and Santana wrote:

Sage: Wow, really? WE talk too much? Do you not register the unnecessary bullshit that comes out of your mouth? Your promos go longer than the Harry Potter series twice over. And, to be quite blunt, you have as much personality as Kristen Stewart.

Santana: That's not very nice of you, Mr. Austin, I quite liked you. You're not going to get your present anymore; we had a "I Heart The Braxton Twins" shirt for you.

Sage: Oh and bee tee dubs, we're not that beautiful? Again, really? We could turn the gayest man straight, while your wife is clearly still trying to do so.

Santana: Just for you curious minds, after Sage had a chat with FMW management, they jumped at the idea of booking my match. Because YOU LOVE US!

You two are quite lucky I turned over a new leaf. As it were:

1. Yes, you talk too much. You're decent looking. Stand there and be such. I don't even know or care who Kristen Stewart is.

2. Eh, I won't miss it.

3. I am not married or in a relationship right now. And no, you're not that beautiful. I don't like having to say that but then again... No, you're not that beautiful.

4. No, they just hope to see you naked. Not sure why, nothing I see here would be something I'd go out of my way to look at again.

Sage and Santana wrote:

CarnageKing wrote:

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice: I don't know why we have you two on this roster maybe to please the male fantasies. I came back to professional wrestling to kick ass and I got the chance to do it. But to be on the same card as that travesty of a match is beyond me. But seems like you girls like to get your way. I will give you girls a shot at my Television Championship after I wipe the floor with the current Paper Champion. But you have to agree to one condition when you are ever in Los Angeles you'll stay at The Hyatt Hotel. That one of my closest friends and former bosses Beverly Hyatt happens to own. Au Revoir

Sage: Really, guy who's been here for all of 5 minutes? Really? I don't care if you're dating Pippa frickin' Middleton, we don't know who you are and you are not relevant to us or to Full Metal Wrestling. You are messing with the wrong girls, buddy. Oh and bee tee dubs, King will destroy you.

"Iron Man" Jimmy Ice: