Ammunition 16.1 TRASH TALKING THREAD

OOC: Sean Jensen, California's Finest. Age: 16. Camera Quality: Bad. Fun
Factor: High. FMW Return: Good. Welcome back Seanny boy.

More OOC: Expect more on this imposter Sean Jensen thing soon.

OOC: 16? lol

Nicholas Gray wrote:

OOC: See, Az, that's how you do a video promo that doesn't make me want to kill myself. That'd get AT LEAST a 1 from me. Maybe even a 1.1.

OOC: But the point of e videos WAS to make you kill yourself. I failed .

Whitt: So, is this Jensen GSW Jensen or another Jensen? Either way, you're affiliated with us, so you'd better start carrying your weight. All the potential, none of the drive. Like I was for a while. Don't want that.

You clearly haven't been paying attention. That Jensen in your adorable little group? Imposter.

Seanawott wrote:

You clearly haven't been paying attention. That Jensen in your adorable little group? Imposter.

And not very good at wrestling

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Seriously, fuck that guy. Like I said, it's always good to act like your idol. Look at Lady Gaga, she acts like Madonna and makes bank.

But it's a slap in the face to be portraying me, the man that's holier than Jesus, the wrong way.

I was with you until you portrayed Lady Gaga in a positive light. May god have mercy on your soul.

She makes tons of money by being a wannabe. That's like, the easiest job ever. Can't fault anyone at making tons of cash by being lazy.


Not my style, but whatever works.


That imposter, though.

Its not about that paper. Shit I could have made serious bank by going first overall in the draft in a few weeks but I figured if I wanted to actually kick ass I might as well do it here. Plus I have the bloodlines in my favor

FMW has sunk to unprecedented lows: two nameless faggots discussing Lady Gaga.

R U NOT ENTERTAINED?

Ashburn wrote:

FMW has sunk to unprecedented lows: two nameless faggots discussing Lady Gaga.

R U NOT ENTERTAINED?

Whitt:

The Bull wrote:

Its not about that paper. Shit I could have made serious bank by going first overall in the draft in a few weeks but I figured if I wanted to actually kick ass I might as well do it here. Plus I have the bloodlines in my favor

You mean to tell me that you don't care about money?

The fuck are you doing here, then?

And what bloodlines?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

Seanawott wrote:

The Bull wrote:

Its not about that paper. Shit I could have made serious bank by going first overall in the draft in a few weeks but I figured if I wanted to actually kick ass I might as well do it here. Plus I have the bloodlines in my favor

You mean to tell me that you don't care about money?

The fuck are you doing here, then?

And what bloodlines?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

I am here merely to compete. Money can be had at anytime I so choose. And who I am is not as important as what I am capable of doing.

So you're a 75 year old transvestite that give blowjobs for cheap?

C'mon man, back your words up before everyone starts thinking that. I just planted the seeds for a Twitter trend.

Seanawott wrote:

So you're a 75 year old transvestite that give blowjobs for cheap?

C'mon man, back your words up before everyone starts thinking that. I just planted the seeds for a Twitter trend.

Really? That's what you come at me with? I could sit here all day and BS back and forth with you, resort to name calling and at the end of the day it ends up being just talk. My advisers have told me that rather than indulge your fetish for mindless blather I should just stop bothering with you and show you, and everyone else by proxy, just what I can do when I step foot in the ring. Respect me or don't, either way I could really give a shit.

Nobody's gonna watch a match involving you, unless I'm in it. But hey, if you really want to get noticed. I'll be cleared to compete VERY soon.

I'll make you famous.

Seanawott wrote:

Nobody's gonna watch a match involving you, unless I'm in it. But hey, if you really want to get noticed. I'll be cleared to compete VERY soon.

I'll make you famous.

OOC: Really? stealing the Undertakers lines now?

IC: I would worry about making yourself famous before you start trying to do anyone else favors.....