Ammunition 15.3 Trash Talking Thread

Yeesh, some people can't take a joke.

And judging by how you were able to keep a job when most of your career has been a waste, whether it be within that abomination known as the Broken Saints or any point before Damien Inferno (who was actually a relatively strong tag team wrestler before you teamed with him... I guess I see who's the force on this team)...


FMW can in fact take a joke, even after it had run its course.

Good job on getting it together.

Thanks!

You're welcome.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: Umm... no thanks. Thanks for assuming we'd do something like that.

Sage: I expected a little more from you.

One, neither of you had to take it in the direction you did. I could have been implying that Hannibal would be cross-dressing (risque for him) and then galloping up and down Rodeo Drive with you two Simple Life part eight stunt doubles.

Two, I appreciate that you expected more from me. However, I expected more from you two as well. I feel disappointed in you two ladies. It seems you are merely cock-teases and while I personally do not find myself moved by your "beauty", the rest of these seemingly hormone-driven "men" may in fact be going gaga over what is probably, at best, an average lay on either one of your best days. Not that they'll ever find out, right? You're "good girls" or whatever.

Three, you're barking up a very dangerous tree. I have well-documented "issues" with seemingly bratty women like yourselves and I am trying to leave those issues dead and buried. Walk away. Please.

RCA wrote:

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: Umm... no thanks. Thanks for assuming we'd do something like that.

Sage: I expected a little more from you.

One, neither of you had to take it in the direction you did. I could have been implying that Hannibal would be cross-dressing (risque for him) and then galloping up and down Rodeo Drive with you two Simple Life part eight stunt doubles.

Two, I appreciate that you expected more from me. However, I expected more from you two as well. I feel disappointed in you two ladies. It seems you are merely cock-teases and while I personally do not find myself moved by your "beauty", the rest of these seemingly hormone-driven "men" may in fact be going gaga over what is probably, at best, an average lay on either one of your best days. Not that they'll ever find out, right? You're "good girls" or whatever.

Three, you're barking up a very dangerous tree. I have well-documented "issues" with seemingly bratty women like yourselves and I am trying to leave those issues dead and buried. Walk away. Please.

OOC: Hahahahaha I found this quite humorous.

Sage: You could have implied that but you could have implied something else as well. Just saying.

Santana: Don't get us wrong, kind sir, we didn't want to start anything. We quite like you, actually. We just wanted to point out that we are, yes, good girls and lovely, respectful women.

Understood. Please note that I wish to remain on civil terms with the both of you. I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.

I'm starting to understand the direction everybody is coming from, when it comes to you - Santana and Sage.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: What's that supposed to mean Blakey?

That you're annoying?

That you act like whores?

That you need to leave?

I dunno, but I think "Blakey" isn't as happy to be your friend anymore.

Completely uncalled for, sir.

Don't be a dick.

These ladies are simply here to enjoy the life that Full Metal Wrestling can give them. Even if they are using... subtle seduction to manipulate the male wrestlers here. I for one love being manipulated by the opposite sex.

Speaking of the ladies, believe me, ignorance can be bliss. Be thankful that the troubles and demons of the world have no affect on you.

I only compliment. Some, will of course, conceive my words as criticism.


OOC: Austin, you better stick around. I want my Frost/Austin main event. I WANT IT. My stats sheet here is missing one thing: A solid, 1v1 win over Chris Austin. Not saying I'll get it, but damn it, I want my chance. Friend.

I guess Frost is right. Although in some cases, 'subtle seduction' is an understatement.

Oh and Prideman, I don't believe I asked you to answer the twins for me.

Oh okay, I take it back - you haven't been at all flirtatious or manipulative towards anybody.

Bullshit.

I would like to refer you to my last statement, and more specifically, to the word "subtle". You yourselves might not even notice. It might be built into your character.

Which is totally okay.

It's evolution.

Sexy, sexy evolution.

Celebrate yourselves, girls.



And it's called having a silver tongue, Vendetta. You should try it.

Celebrate. Just please, not to me.

It's okay man.

The singles world is a tough path to navigate. Treacherous to those with no clue.

As for someone with more than few clues, hey ladies.

Cheers.

So how's the Sons of Attrition working out for you?

The wrestling world is a hard place to navigate for somebody with no clue. Leave it to somebody with more than a few clues.

I have failed to do my job if I can't fill in for... King.

Somehow, I feel less of a man.

Of course I am, that's not the issue.

Apparently, this... King fella' has something I don't.

I'm not sensitive, by the way, I just drink alot.

Seems King has something none of us have. It's probably the money.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

OOC: Austin, you better stick around. I want my Frost/Austin main event. I WANT IT. My stats sheet here is missing one thing: A solid, 1v1 win over Chris Austin. Not saying I'll get it, but damn it, I want my chance. Friend.

OOC: You should say something IC, since Austin asked his class to give him reasons to stay. You didn't answer so I guess you're OK with him leaving you heartless bastard!

Vendetta wrote:

So how's the Sons of Attrition working out for you?

Bryson: Hilariously.

Sage and Santana wrote:

Sage: See, everyone. We treat Hannibal nicely and he treats us nicely in return.

Santana: I miss King =(

King: Sorry ladies, but the combined stupidity in the room was giving me a splitting headache. Almost like I was back home again, only with more testosterone and less petty backstabbing. As for you Blake, it probably is the money, but you'd be amazed at what problems you can solve by throwing money at them until they go away.