Corruption and Anarchy Trash Talk Thread

Ashburn wrote:

At this time, I'd like to remind everyone why I'm your Rookie of the Year 2011 by summarizing my career so far in eight handy steps;

8 ) I defeated Ryder Strong, one of the most promising rookies of 2011, in my eighth match

You are trying to proclaim "greatness" by bragging about defeating a virtual unknown? LOL. youarereaching.com

Ashburn wrote:

My record is 6-2, although BOTH those losses were by my own choice; Fingerpoke of Doom

This is all I need to see. Anwyl has my vote simply because you were just enough of a pussy to actually lay down and get fucked by an underachieving pissant that had just crawled back to his pimp Nick Bryson.

I was concurring with everything you said until you willingly threw a match against a lesser talent, if he can be called that for what people generally term "for shits and giggles".

You disappoint me, assface.

Damien wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Ashburn wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

The intricate dance of beautiful people is not for everyone, but I am an expert.

You really are a pretentious faggot, aren't you? All "style", no substance; hence your win/loss record.

And people say I devalued the TV Title...

King: You did devalue the title. I may end up being a 'paper champion', but when someone does take my belt away, they'll have to actually take it. I won't lay down for them like you did for your friend. As for me being a pretentious faggot, the only real offense I take to that is that I am 100% heterosexual. I am extremely pretentious, and I do pride myself on style. It seems to be working rather well for me though, considering that I'm a champion. Now then, turning my attention to you Miss, do be nice to Mr. Inferno. He may be a bit rough, mentally deficient and vocally impaired, but he has kicked my ass on a number of occasions. In fact, I think that he and his tag team partner are responsible for around 4 or 5 of my 6 losses.

Ooc: Double post. So sue me.

IC: What's this? King making sense? And showing me 'n Gray respect?

Are the Four Horsemen riding through the sky?

King: I'm arrogant, Damien, not an idiot. I realized that you guys deserved respect a few shows ago, I just hate your guts.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Damien wrote:

No. I was offerin' a legitimate warnin' to him. I have a history of datin' manipulative bitches, and that's just how ya'll two strike me.

Also, don't take that "manipulative bitches" comment as me bein' sexist. I'm a dick to everyone around here. Just ask my tag partner, Nick Gray. Maybe you've seen him. Little dumbass wearin' a fedora all the time? Carryin' a tag title belt that looks exactly like mine?

'Least I don't wear wizard robes and attempt to make love to fire.

1. I don't wear robes.

2. You're the one dressing up as a power ranger to fight emos. OHWAITWASINOTSUPPOSEDTOMENTIONTHAT?!?!?

Jonathon King wrote:

Damien wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Ashburn wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

The intricate dance of beautiful people is not for everyone, but I am an expert.

You really are a pretentious faggot, aren't you? All "style", no substance; hence your win/loss record.

And people say I devalued the TV Title...

King: You did devalue the title. I may end up being a 'paper champion', but when someone does take my belt away, they'll have to actually take it. I won't lay down for them like you did for your friend. As for me being a pretentious faggot, the only real offense I take to that is that I am 100% heterosexual. I am extremely pretentious, and I do pride myself on style. It seems to be working rather well for me though, considering that I'm a champion. Now then, turning my attention to you Miss, do be nice to Mr. Inferno. He may be a bit rough, mentally deficient and vocally impaired, but he has kicked my ass on a number of occasions. In fact, I think that he and his tag team partner are responsible for around 4 or 5 of my 6 losses.

Ooc: Double post. So sue me.

IC: What's this? King making sense? And showing me 'n Gray respect?

Are the Four Horsemen riding through the sky?

King: I'm arrogant, Damien, not an idiot. I realized that you guys deserved respect a few shows ago, I just hate your guts.

Fair enough. Feelin's mutual on that regard.

X wrote:

Ashburn wrote:

At this time, I'd like to remind everyone why I'm your Rookie of the Year 2011 by summarizing my career so far in eight handy steps;

8 ) I defeated Ryder Strong, one of the most promising rookies of 2011, in my eighth match

You are trying to proclaim "greatness" by bragging about defeating a virtual unknown? LOL. youarereaching.com

More than what my "competition" has done.

RCA wrote:

Ashburn wrote:

My record is 6-2, although BOTH those losses were by my own choice; Fingerpoke of Doom

This is all I need to see. Anwyl has my vote simply because you were just enough of a pussy to actually lay down and get fucked by an underachieving pissant that had just crawled back to his pimp Nick Bryson.

I was concurring with everything you said until you willingly threw a match against a lesser talent, if he can be called that for what people generally term "for shits and giggles".

You disappoint me, assface.

Blah blah blah... are you still whinging about that shit? Move on already.

In case you haven't noticed, this business doesn't mean much to me - shock horror. You're used to every wrestler dreaming about being here all their life, but I'm different. Just because I care more about my cashflow than some piece of tin doesn't make me a pussy.

Hell, that someone who doesn't give a fuck about the industry is doing so well says a lot about my ability. When "championships" mean next to nothing to me, what makes you think your opinion is any different?

Die in a fire.

Where's Andrew O'Rion when you need him?

King: That's Damien alright, the fan-favorite asshole.

Damien wrote:

2. You're the one dressing up as a power ranger to fight emos. OHWAITWASINOTSUPPOSEDTOMENTIONTHAT?!?!?

What?

Except you lead quite literally the most useless stable ever. GSW has a better chance of taking our titles, and their chance is at 0%.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Damien wrote:

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Damien wrote:

Word of advice, King. Run.

Sage: I think someone's a bit jealous they aren't receiving any attention from any females.

No. I was offerin' a legitimate warnin' to him. I have a history of datin' manipulative bitches, and that's just how ya'll two strike me.

Also, don't take that "manipulative bitches" comment as me bein' sexist. I'm a dick to everyone around here. Just ask my tag partner, Nick Gray. Maybe you've seen him. Little dumbass wearin' a fedora all the time? Carryin' a tag title belt that looks exactly like mine?

Sage: Manipulative bitches? Us? Never! We're the kindest females in the world.

Santana: You're a bad boy? Sage loves bad boys

Jonathon King wrote:

King: That's Damien alright, the fan-favorite asshole.

Pretty much.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Damien wrote:

2. You're the one dressing up as a power ranger to fight emos. OHWAITWASINOTSUPPOSEDTOMENTIONTHAT?!?!?

What?

Nothin', nothin'.

Easty wrote:

You know, I sort of feel guilty for being the mastermind behind the removal of your titles, lads. Once you're defeated we won't see this fantastic comedy again.

RCA wrote:

Die in a fire.

Where's Andrew O'Rion when you need him?

*picks up phone*

Bring it. You can be the first victim of Skull Crusher Mountain.

Easty wrote:

I think not, Nick. New year, new start.

It being a new year doesn't change that you haven't won a match in 9 months. You've become a joke. Used to be HavOc but now? You talk big, but then when it comes down to it, you lose. You tap out. The only one from your little group who's actually won a match is Rotunda. Hell, maybe he should be running your group.

You're not winning at 15.2. You're not taking the tag titles. Because The Pack? Is a joke. You're not tough. You're not scary. That's not gonna change. You're gonna keep losing.

Nick, you wanna explain Skull Crusher Mountain to Eastwood, or should I?

It's a Jonathon Coulton song.

Easty wrote:

What do you think fresh start means, retard?

I know what it means. Saying "Oh, I'm a fresh Eastwood, things are totally gonna be different!" doesn't change anything. Because you have to back it up. And given how your other boasts went?

"Oh, I'm gonna win the UV title!"

"Oh, I'm gonna win it THIS TIME!"

"Never mind, I'm gonna win the Abandoned!"

"Okay, wait, this time for real!"

"THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM!"

Yeah, you're not gonna back it up. Because you haven't in the past 9 months.

I've been winning.

I know you wouldn't understand what that's like, so don't strain yourself trying to imagine the feeling.

Well, we beat SMUT.

You might remember them as the guys who beat you last show.

So, we might have only beaten "nothings."

But you guys have been beaten BY "nothings."

"I don't have a leg to stand on in this so I'll just use a SUPER CLICHE!"

At least the gay wizard wins matches.

"I have no counter argument so I'm gonna use THREATS OF VIOLENCE! TOTALLY GONNA WORK!"

Here's a hint: They don't.

Easty wrote:

A fluke, nothing more.

And at least I'm not partners with a gay wizard.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

"I don't have a leg to stand on in this so I'll just use a SUPER CLICHE!"

At least the gay wizard wins matches.

Well, fuck ya'll, too. Not gay, as if it needs to be said. And Jack, expect a concussion. Not gonna say how, but you don't gotta worry about dyin' anyway.

If I'm in a coma, pull the plug. I'm sure you'll be happy too.

oshi- ONE WEAKNESS

Oh. And a question. If the tag belts are meaningless, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUDDENLY AS OBSESSED WITH WINNING THEM AS YOU WERE WITH THE ABANDONED AND ULTRAVIOLENT TITLES?

Bitch.

Because he's desperate for any kind of gold.

Duh.