CORRUPTION 13.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Oh, don't get me wrong, Mr. AVO's logic is the stuff of legends.
But there is something fundamentally flawed with FMW.

Be that as it may, it is the slight imperfections that make something truly beautiful.

For FMW it's the level of bloodshed and unadulterated madness that makes it fun.

GSW's flaw? You're led by Jeff Whitt.

Actually, GSW is led, and owned, by J. Wroland Williams.

Jeff is just one of the forerunners of the GSW invasion.

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

Be that as it may, it is the slight imperfections that make something truly beautiful.

For FMW it's the level of bloodshed and unadulterated madness that makes it fun.

GSW's flaw? You're led by Jeff Whitt.

GSW is a flaw in of itself, shit I was fired for killing a bitch, should've killed Whitt and Dunn though.

Many have tried.

Matt P. Dunn: Redux wrote:

Many have tried.

I'll kill you and run GSW dry, just not in a dry county.

Nero Trinity wrote:

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

Be that as it may, it is the slight imperfections that make something truly beautiful.

For FMW it's the level of bloodshed and unadulterated madness that makes it fun.

GSW's flaw? You're led by Jeff Whitt.

GSW is a flaw in of itself, shit I was fired for killing a bitch, should've killed Whitt and Dunn though.

Xander: Not finna be one of them cats that be tryin' to correct others but the phrase is 'in and of itself', my nigga.

Also. I don't get why y'all are makin' such a big deal out of three niggas - two of which work or worked here and never really climbed up the ladder despite the opportunity and one who will eventually peter out or not show up.

They like..Anti-Venom threatin'. And that's to say not at all.

So much expectation. So much pent up aggression. So many asses to kick. Unlike everyone else in here I'm not coming to badmouth everyone I see. My crosshairs are focused firmly on the task in hand, Blake Vendetta. I will destroy you and make a name for myself in FMW and nothing is going to stop me. I'm not taking you lightly, don't get confused with that. I know you're just as hungry as me but I will stop at nothing to make it to the top. I will win at Corruption 13.1

The Linguist: Rookies being forced into a First Blood Match?! Son of Shark Boy wants to know whether that would be humane or not, tricking his senses with blood like that?

While the Linguist was talking, SoSB points to his nose, and tries to cover it. Not too happy with the idea himself.

The Linguist: Tricking the Young Shark's senses aside, SoSB is looking to take care of a problem that victimizes the FMW audience night after night; bullying of the innocent. He's hoping to put a remedy to that.

I R WINNING MATCH NOW?

No, Trey. You're going to be sitting on a hospital bed, questioning your career choice, all because of "The Dream Killer".

Storm: Freddy Kruger would so sue you for copyright infringement.

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

GSW's flaw? You're led by Jeff Whitt.

Crusoe: Nah it ain't. Jeff ere's just the first one we sent. Not ta take anythin' away from ya, Jeff, my lad.

Whitt: I may be a natural born leader, Ryu-ya, but GSW is a conglomerate of wrestlers under the leadership of our boss, the humane and caring J. Wroland Williams. As wrestlers, some of us may be higher on the card than others, but none of us are at the head of this group. You, of course, didn't do your research properly, Ryu-ya, so you come off as an idiot.

Two of GSW's flaws are merely that they haven't done shit outside of a couple of muggings and every being all "Get out".

The first part is easily accomplished in numbers, or, if you're me, exceptionally adept at annihilating someone (see: O'Rion, Alex and Hostyle).

The second part is merely because they've chosen to parade their message in one of the most snobbish, elitist establishments in the wrestling world.

As it were, I wish to hold the jury's verdict before I personally look into taking action. But rest assured that the most impressive of GSW's little group? FMW grown and trained, right Leviticus?

Dunn understands, even if his little pride won't let him admit it. Granted since they have an idea of how FMW 'works' in their opinion, they may be of asset to YOU, GSW, but there's a reason they aren't allied or firmly set in FMW...

It's because they couldn't cut it when asked to step up their games. They floundered. Failed.

Shockingly, in Dunn's case. As for Leviticus, well, he's never been 'great' so it was of no surprise he lost to David GS. I know the feeling, but as we all know, I got my act together.

My message to GSW? Do better. Because honestly, I don't like you that much, predominantly because you are coming off as wasted potential. Trash, if you will. I reiterate, I want challenging, worthy subjects to study. I want something worth doing homework over.

Know your role and carry it out. Otherwise, your eventual downfall will be sped up and I won't even have to move a muscle. You'll sabotage yourselves.

Are you their secret leader?

For shame, Chris.

No, I'm not.

Actually he is.

You've rumbled us Frost.

If I were leading this group, you'd be a lot more effective than you are now.

Crusoe: Says the man who destroyed 'is own partner at tha last pay-per-view.

He took the match. I did not wish to fight him but he took the match when it was offered to him, instead of allowing me to do something that AT THE TIME, would have made me happy. Don't blame me for taking my C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship seriously when he didn't.

Did I like what happened? Not particularly. But if I am placed in a match with someone, I will do all I can to surgically dissect them.

It's called taking your job and your shit seriously. Maybe if your little charge Jeff Whitt took this seriously, then he, the apparent "Face" of GSW, wouldn't be reduced to a steaming, sniveling piece of trash that has become a laughing stock since a promising, yet disappointing (he lost to Norman Riddle, remember) debut.

Xander: Nigga, can you read? I'm pretty sure yo' belt says "C-4 Division Champion".

Not only are yo' lesson plans mad ass but this nigga cain't even read himself none. Damn. Ain't that a bottom bitch?

I do not refer to the C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship as anything other than the C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship.

Sort of like a pet name...unless calling it that annoys Chris, in which case it's TOTALLY like a pet name.

OOC: Actually, it's kind of a homage to Macho Man Randy Savage. He was the first person I really marked for back when I first started watching wrestling. He used to call the IC belt the "Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship" when he held it. I felt it was awesome and threw "Wrestling" in there to refer to C-4.

Having C-4 DIVISION implies that there's a limit to who can compete for it, and there isn't.

IC:

If that's how you describe it, then go ahead.

OOC: I can get on board with that.

IC: Hmmm...what to call the TV Title belt...

The 1080p Title?

The Sony Heavyweight Championship?