CORRUPTION 13.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

RCA wrote:

David GS wrote:

RCA wrote:

So let me get this straight.

The first time I crossed paths with you, you eliminated me from the Ring of Valor.

Second time, I pretty much concussed you then dropped you on your head at a high velocity, effectively ending the match.

Third time, I kicked you in the face and you fell 55 feet to the ash below.

Notice a pattern? Shit happens to you when we cross paths, and it gets worse each time.

I have no issue with you, but the SoA, at this rate, will be down a man if he keeps this up.

I don't care about you facing Dunn first, go ahead. After you do your little running hug or actually spear the fucker get out of my way.

Having taken my Spear, I find it funny that you still refer to it it as a running hug - you're either delusional or attempting to downplay the offensive threat I pose in the ring, and are (oddly enough, given its you) succeeding at neither. Beyond that, I find your diatribe lacking in intimidation.


Stay out of my way.

Notice the text of emphasis. Pay attention.

Some days, it's hit or miss. Other days, it's all it can be. And I don't need to intimidate you, David. FMW has seen how you fare against me. It speaks for me.

As for Dunn. Yes, I am the bad guy. Keep in mind I'm the rapist from VCW, the intelligent surgeon that'd very aware of his ability. I don't sit here and say, I'm goody-two-shoes. I know I'm a bastard and I know that there isn't much people can do about it.

As for your wins?

You beat that Cain Ravid fuck last after he incapacitated me. Back then I was breaking faces (OOC: Cherry Popper FTW) and had nowhere near the grasp on wrestling that I do now. And Alex O lost the fall on Ammunition But sure, you beat me. What of it?


I'm still here, soldiering on. Meanwhile, you come in, say this, do that and leave. No one remembers your little triumphs, only your failures. No one remembers your so called dominance, your whole "I beat these champions when they weren't champions, therefore I'm awesome even though I've rarely been considered for a singles title shot despite my epic awesome!"

The British Lions.

Anxiety figurehead GM.

Fried by Bryson. Sure, you have the Cancer, but as Bryson said, Sam carried that.

As it were, I don't do threats. If I say it, chances are it will happen. I don't need a lecture to get that through your thick ass skull, you deluded peon. Why do you think I quit doing lectures anyway?

Believe me, it wasn't because you people were comprehending them.

Xander: Daddy Dick says yo' ass sound as bitchy, whiny, and mopey as Eddie B.

IT'S AS ALMOST IF YOU COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! What's even more sad is you think that fuckin' rag you got on yo' head is dine. Nigga look like a mop that cleaned up menstrual fluid in the ladies' room. I always wondered a) was South Park right and do y'all not have souls and b) do the curtains match the drapes?

Or worse yet. You look like that nigga Son of Shockey.

Loot at me? Look at me? Daaaayum, son. School's out.

Now that we got the attention off of Eddie B.'s long lost step-sister, allow for me to reintroduce myself. I'm that guap getta. That dine nigga. That bigga figga. That Main Event. That Icon. That Daddy Dick. That Young Simba! That Blazin' Bruin with the P.H.D. in ass whuppins and all around beastin', yes I am Xander Kross!

But you can call me Daddy for short, dig me?

You must be or have been associated with Dante Jones, given your blatant plagiarism of Damion Kross' name, another former associate of him.

As a result, at this current time I have no expectations of you that would require me to you know, actually put time and effort into a verbal dissection of your person. After all, you see one black person from the Bay Area in FMW or LPW, then you've seen 'em all.

If you stay, then you'll start well and eventually flame out.

At least you went after a top dog I guess.

Welcome to class, find a seat. Talk to other classmates, I don't give much of a shit about what you have to say about me allegedly being like people that can't fucking hold my jockstrap.

Chris, you of all people ought to know better than to use the past as an indicator of the future. Yes, you've offed me twice - both times in grand, overkill-tastic fashion, I might add - but you have far from proven yourself my superior. Look at the record as it stands: we've traded eliminations over one another, yours in Mount Vesuvius and mine at the Hayabusa Cup, and you have a pinfall victory over me that ended up being WAY closer than I'll bet you'd anticipated. Who's to say how our next encounter will turn out? Me? No. You? God, I hope not.

The only option left is FMW, and you're right - it speaks for you. It says that while you may have a slight edge over me at the moment, my shoulder could just as easily find that sweet spot in your gut and tie our little scoreboard up.

And I wasn't butthurt; I simply put as much stock in my move as you do in yours, and am therefore insulted when its effectiveness is downplayed (much like I imagine you would be).

RCA wrote:

You must be or have been associated with Dante Jones, given your blatant plagiarism of Damion Kross' name, another former associate of him.

As a result, at this current time I have no expectations of you that would require me to you know, actually put time and effort into a verbal dissection of your person. After all, you see one black person from the Bay Area in FMW or LPW, then you've seen 'em all.

If you stay, then you'll start well and eventually flame out.

At least you went after a top dog I guess.

Welcome to class, find a seat. Talk to other classmates, I don't give much of a shit about what you have to say about me allegedly being like people that can't fucking hold my jockstrap.

Xander: Read; "My name is Chris Austin and speak like I have a permanent stick up my sphincter".

Good going, Dilbert. Yo' ass put everyone else on snooze. You are charged with the high crimes of bein' cranky, surly, a pederast, and doin' the absolute WORST impersonation of Matt Striker that anyone has ever seen. How do you plead?

On second thought..stay on mute. Yo' breath is singein' my nostril hair and yo' words are goin' to stop short of causin' massive aneurisms like Kanye's "All Of The Lights" video. You would know all about plagiarism, Austin, considerin' that yo' surname is stolen from one of the biggest draws of all time, yo' moveset is stolen from one of FMW's greatest and most innovative champions of all time, yo' demeanor is stolen from one of the biggest crybaby bitches of all time, and you still got the squabbles to get out of bed every mornin', lace up yo' musty ass shoes, and waltz around tryin' to teach someone somethin' about abso-fuckin'-loutely nothin'.

When you speak, no one hears you. Yeah they listen. But you tuned out, bruh. And learn yo' geography, you fuckin' clown.



THIS is the Bay Area. Yo' know. Where you from. The South Bay. San Jo. Already a nigga can see you make a shitty teacher if you can't get regions right. This is in NorCal.



THIS is the Greater Area of Los Angeles. Where I'm from. SoCal.

When you learn the differences between the two, note to yo' colleagues that you was schooled by a newbie.

Fuckin' poodle.

Yep, still sounds like RAMPAGE! to me. No wonder I think he's from the Bay Area.

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Xander:^Chris Austin tries to be innovative. I wish his words were as creative as his moves. It'd make shit a lot funnier.

Probably.

RCA wrote:

You must be or have been associated with Dante Jones, given your blatant plagiarism of Damion Kross' name, another former associate of him.

As a result, at this current time I have no expectations of you that would require me to you know, actually put time and effort into a verbal dissection of your person. After all, you see one black person from the Bay Area in FMW or LPW, then you've seen 'em all.

If you stay, then you'll start well and eventually flame out.

At least you went after a top dog I guess.

Welcome to class, find a seat. Talk to other classmates, I don't give much of a shit about what you have to say about me allegedly being like people that can't fucking hold my jockstrap.

RCA wrote:

As it were, I don't do threats. If I say it, chances are it will happen. I don't need a lecture to get that through your thick ass skull, you deluded peon. Why do you think I quit doing lectures anyway?

Believe me, it wasn't because you people were comprehending them.

Ha.

Ok.

Sad truth of the matter is, you've stopped your little gimmick thing because no one gave a fuck. Who actually responded to your lectures apart from me? And when I responded it was only to run circles round your arguments with near lyrical composure.

Reducing you to slurring things like maggot, peon, which, may I add, was taken from the Mortus handbook of trash talking, and now death threats.

You've completely lost your edge in the verbal arena. And you'll lose your edge in the ring soon enough, and then you'll have nothing.

Let me save you, Austin. There used to be a person, you used to be a person. I don't even know what you're meant to be now.

Xander: I remember you! Ain't you British Matt? The one with an assortment of dildos under his bed and you used to play some furre fuck game?

You's a weird muahfucka.

Ah the furre fuck game.

Xander: Nah really thou'. This nigga's on some real Pee Wee Hurman shit.

OOC: So I've thought about it, and I've decided to add Xander Kross to the Young Blood Match.


...If you're scared, you better hope he doesn't show.

The new full metal champion, eh?

Feels good.

iDeAndes wrote:

Xander: Nah really thou'. This nigga's on some real Pee Wee Hurman shit.

lololololol.

Get outa my thread.

Xander: I like this nigga's retro look. He look like a flamin' ginger version of Stacey Peralta.

Z-TOWN BOYZ 4 LYFE, BRO! Thou' if I can make a tip, my nigga? Wash up under them pits. No lady likes a sweaty ass man. If you want, I got you. I got some Acqua Di Gio, some Tommy, some Gucci, and some Burberry. Or if you tryin' to go cheap, I got some Lady's Dove antiperspirant and some Bod.

Hit a nigga up, AVO.

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

I'd quit feeling good, and start preparing for Nick Bryson.

Easier to get to the top than to stay at the top.

You know, it's been a long road for me, to get to this point. I'd like to bask in it if you don't mind.

And as for Nick Bryson, I'll take this World Champion thing one step at a time. I'll worry about Bryson when Ultimatum rolls around.

I like my chances, though.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

You know, it's been a long road for me, to get to this point. I'd like to bask in it if you don't mind.

And as for Nick Bryson, I'll take this World Champion thing one step at a time. I'll worry about Bryson when Ultimatum rolls around.

I like my chances, though.

Bryson: Ha. You have funny jokes.

Kiyoshi Ryu wrote:

Hannibal Frost wrote:

You know, it's been a long road for me, to get to this point. I'd like to bask in it if you don't mind.

And as for Nick Bryson, I'll take this World Champion thing one step at a time. I'll worry about Bryson when Ultimatum rolls around.

I like my chances, though.

Sure, bask away in your glory and don't start preparing for Bryson until a week before the match.

That'll save your title.

I don't like your chances, it's really hard to have tunnel vision when your head is that far up your own ass.

ZzzzzzzZ wrote:

I don't know who the fuck you think you are rook but I am gonna be the one to shut you up!! I want this match made at 13.2... Me and you in a No Holds Barred No DQ Falls Count anywhere barnburner of a match...hmm lets say Winner Take All....You win and I will take my final bow and leave FMW, but if I win you shut the fuck up FINALLY and pack your bags and head back to the land of the Rising Sun or San Francisco ....Where ever it is that butt pirates like you come from

You think Smitten and Jaro are going to give you that match on free TV?

You're even dumber than I thought you were.

Actually, that's exactly the sort of match FMW CORR puts out on free TV.
Why do you think I've been complaining about this place?