AMMUNITION 11.3 RESULTS!

Dunn wrote:

So,

Let me get this straight,

A Distortion wrestler wants to team up with a member of Team Ammunition to take out another Ammunition representative, who is actually here to plug his own wrestling federation, and none of you seem to notice that by giving his attention you're giving him exactly what you wants.

Is that the basis of it?

Did you need the Ever Scheming, Wordslinging, Shovel Wielding, Never Yielding, King of the Asylum; Matt P. Dunn to spell that out for you?

Whitt is playing you both. And Crow, I can't speak for you, so I won't even bother, but Riddle, you're meant to be smarter than that.

And as you represent the Asylum, Mr. Anxiety's show, your foolishness will not be tolerated. You need to buck your ideas the fuck up, Son, at least until after War Games.

Because if Whitt can coax what he wants from you, attention, then anyone else can coax what they want from you, and that's more points for a team that isn't Team Green.

You can go back to being the worlds most stupid genius when your oversights don't impact on my career.

Whitt: At least someone gets it.

I'm curious to see if there is such a thing as GSW. I'm pretty sure he's making it up.



If so, The Rik did it better.

Crusoe: Actually, our show got the same ratin' as we usually do, but we did see a slight increase in ticket sales, and the fans were talkin' a lot about seein' Jeff on FMW. It's a small step forward, but it's a step forward nonetheless.

Whitt: And yes, Derrick, GSW exists. Would I waste my time talking about it and repping it if it didn't?

S.O.S. wrote:

Whitt: And yes, Derrick, GSW exists. Would I waste my time talking about it and repping it if it didn't?

Norman Riddle: Because you're a moron?

....You really are the absolute worst evil genius ever.

Villain Within wrote:

....You really are the absolute worst evil genius ever.

And why is that? Please explain, you pathetic shell of a human being.

Well for one a Genius has a greater volcabulary than "you pathetic shell of a human being."

It really does dim a man down when he mentions being a shell of a human being. Because from the angle of a Genius you can't be a shell of a human as you are wholely formed in creation. But if you want to say the man is feeble-minded and moronic, then do so.

Now by no means will I call myself a Genius, but its not hard to see the chicken amongst the ducks.

So don't be a fake mate, but find what your gifted in and gain comfort in that.

Riddle is extremely angry.

Norman Riddle: Must I speak eloquently to prove I am of greater intelligence then every single one of these simpletons?! Greater vocabulary? You simply can not comprehend my complex statements, as your mind is nothing but a feeble child's compared to mine. You imbeciles can not compare to me and you never will!

I am already greater than you, but if I must prove it, then I will. I shall destroy you so greatly that you will be reduced to nothing but an inmate in an insane asylum. They will be asking you questions, and your only response will be "the riddles... the riddles...".

Never again question my intelligence or you will pay the price.

Apathy's lexicon is significantly more robust in comparison to your insipid vernacular.

And might I add, Apathy is classified in some circles as a deeply-rooted southern inbred that allegedly has a 'more than questionable' partnership with his still incipient, tantalizing yet taboo, niece, Allyce.

S.O.S. wrote:

Crusoe: Actually, our show got the same ratin' as we usually do, but we did see a slight increase in ticket sales, and the fans were talkin' a lot about seein' Jeff on FMW. It's a small step forward, but it's a step forward nonetheless.

Whitt: And yes, Derrick, GSW exists. Would I waste my time talking about it and repping it if it didn't?

Because everyone needs a gimmick. That, and your plan to save/help/rep GSW is asinine and counterproductive. If you look good here, and people will like Full Metal better and GSW stays irrelevant because you are competing with Full Metal talent, if you look bad it makes GSW look bad if you're the best they have to offer. One guy being dominant/pathetic in the competition ain't gonna make your Gold Standard any shinier, it'll just reflect on you, don't matter if you've got GSW on your tramp stamp.

It's fucking pointless.

Norman Riddle: I don't speak with complicated vocabulary because I don't want to. Case closed.

An 'evil genius' that doesn't want to flaunt his superior knowledge?

Ford was right.


The only reason I used vocabulary that you, A SO CALLED GENIUS, deemed complicated (and honestly, as a genius nothing should be complicated to you) was to show that anyone can use such fancy communication if they so choose and ability to do so does not make someone 'a genius'.

Shock wrote:

Riddle is extremely angry.

Norman Riddle: Must I speak eloquently to prove I am of greater intelligence then every single one of these simpletons?! Greater vocabulary? You simply can not comprehend my complex statements, as your mind is nothing but a feeble child's compared to mine. You imbeciles can not compare to me and you never will!

I am already greater than you, but if I must prove it, then I will. I shall destroy you so greatly that you will be reduced to nothing but an inmate in an insane asylum. They will be asking you questions, and your only response will be "the riddles... the riddles...".

Never again question my intelligence or you will pay the price.

I hate to tell you this, but it's a little late to start cracking open the thesaurus. You've already branded yourself as a pleb who's ramblings reek of the worst kind of cartoonish supervillainy. At this point, you're better off getting yourself one of those sweet rotating thrones and a white cat to stroke whilst you plot and scheme.

To reference Derrick's previous point made regarding that simpering ass you managed to squeak by because he couldn't figure out the complexity of your dastardly plot to "grab a handful of ropes and pray", everybody needs a gimmick. You just made the mistake of choosing one so far beyond your pay-grade that your attempt to carry it off is utterly laughable. No amount of poring over the work of Peter Mark Roget will fix that.

Give "wrestling plumber" a try. No one's tried that one in awhile, and it's much more your speed.

Norman Riddle: I never said I was evil, did I? I also never said this was a gimmick. My actual IQ is 223. Don't question it.

223? Really?

Bee. Eff. Dee.


IQ is a number. It means precisely dick. There are people out there with exceptionally high IQ scores who are barely functional in the real world. You can throw that little number around all you like, but the fact that pretty much anyone here who's spoken to you (save for what's his name from the piddly-fuck indy promotion, but that's not saying much), has riddled (see what I did there?) every statement you've made with holes proves that your so-called genius is nothing more than crudely devised sham.

Sell your snake oil elsewhere, nobody's buying here.

Norman Riddle: Please, Ford. Don't make me demand a match against you. I wouldn't want to make you have to suffer the unbearable pain.

OOC: This is fun. XD

Don't you worry. Not only do I have marginally more important things to do--namely, leading Team Ford into Catalyst, and killing Meat's "Undefeated" hype after that-- I wouldn't want to be forced to suffer the agony of listening to you spout off cliches like that gem more than I already have.

Don't worry, though. I'm sure you can bully somebody like Bryce Thorne or whatever's left of Trey Spruance when I'm finished with him.

Norman Riddle: Although I'm obviously annoyed that you've insulted my intelligence, you attempt to make yourself look smarter than I am via insults and more. I respect someone with superiority-based state of mind. Good luck pummeling all comers. I'll be watching.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Would that be the unbearable pain of grabbing a handful of tights or ropes during the pin?? That honestly doesn't really hurt its just a minor annoyance....Like you and your weak ass arguments....See what I did there?? Oh yeah.... Ford seems busy my friend, but I would love to knock you the fuck out....Evil Genius does truly seem over your head....I do think Ford is right though you can go on Axel Van Osbourne cleanup duty and beat the piss out of Thorne and Spru if you want to...They seem more your speed.

I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU FUCKIN' PERMISSION TO SPEAK YET!

Get back in your green bull shit corner bye, until you learn that to anyone worth a damn, you're no better if not worse than those you name it's where you'll fucking stay.

Norman Riddle: Again, I never said I'm an evil genius; just a genius. Don't label me something I'm not. Besides, you're speaking as if this isn't who I really am. As if it's a gimmick or something. Ludicrous.

Dunn wrote:

Play nice now.

See, you may want to shout out you do what you want, but until after Cataclyst, you'll do as you're told.

Because our amazing leader is... Either Hannibal, or Seth.

Neither are encouraging choices as far as I'm concerned, so I'm assuming the wheel until a time I feel confident in Team Distortion's management.

And until that times, that means, good sir, that I am the man.

And as such, you will play nice.
You will not turn against division representatives until after Cata. If it turns out you have a match, and then Riddle has a match after, you can slam him with a chair once he's picked up the point for the Green team for all I care. But none of you will do anything to risk the downfall of Distortion.

None of you.

Have I made myself clear?

Excuse me, I have a curb stomp into a barbed wire cage that says you need to step down.

Furthermore, I want these two fighting at the bits...because one of them will win and one of them will lose, then we will really see who the weak links on my fence are, and when we find my weak links on my show then we will send them somewhere they can fit in. Say Ammunition.

On another note, I don't give a damn if either of them play nice because their relevance to what Distortion is doing is well...irrelevant. Because basically we've got Team Distortion taking home War Games, David GS is taking home the Gold Card, and then Skyler Striker is bringing home the FMW Championship. At the end of the day Team Green wins, on the shoulders of myself we will take everyone to a whole new level of extreme and we will dismantle them piece by piece.

Starting now. These shows coming up we will see the dawning of a new era of Distortion. A more violent era, a more deathly era, a Seth Omega lead era.

Ammunition may have better wrestlers, and Corruption may have better talkers, but Distortion....Distortion is now the most violent brand in FMW.

Dunn, I suggest you do something relevant to this team and quit getting pissy ass countout wins. You should have dismantled those two at the seams and instead you felt the need to dick around and win in the only way you know how anymore. I suggest you get your shit straight son, because Apostasy has beaten Bryson once, and could do it again...and you? Well you have yet to win a match or do any major impact for Team Distortion.

That goes for everyone, you can and will be replaced if I catch you slacking off.