FMW 10.3: Supremacy Trash Talking Thread

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

I love a good walkover, finally folks around here respect my talent and tenacity.

No, just fucking no.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

I love a good walkover, finally folks around here respect my talent and tenacity.

What is this, I don't even.

don't even try Celt....If you actually manage to figure it out a giant wormhole will appear and the universe will implode upon itself.

Dear God, are you saying that the answer is dividing by "that" number which must not be divided by?

The Celt wrote:

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

I love a good walkover, finally folks around here respect my talent and tenacity.

What is this, I don't even.

OOC: I think I have truly embraced the walking parody that AVO is. That being said I was hoping for comments like this!! I was also rather drunk in the really real world when I wrote that....So forgive me LOL

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

I LOVE it when a plan comes together!!! For all the crap Moore and ADD or DVD or whatever the hell his name was were spewing earlier, they are nowhere to be found!! That movie star prick hasn't opened his mouth yet....I love a good walkover, finally folks around here respect my talent and tenacity....DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!! Thanks to Axel Van Osbourne -- The newest FMW clusterfuck winner!!!

Oh great he's back. Just when I was beginning to hope he'd OD'd somewhere.

Ah Axel nice of you to drag yourself out of the gutter and make an appearance. We were beginning to think maybe you and STD, or whatever he calls himself, had gone off somewhere and ended up strangling yourselves during some perverted sex games!

That's the only way either one of them could say they were "Well hung" hahaha

I'll give you one thing though Axel, this will be a walkover match. I mean where are the other so called talents that are supposed to be joining us for this match? The ones who are usually the first ones to open their yappers and say that they are better than everyone, and yet now, when it has come to the time to prove it where the fuck are they?

Curled up under their beds hiding.

However Axel you made one HUGE, and I mean your momma's ass huge, mistake ... You won't be the one walking out of that clusterfuck as the winner, oh hell no ...

I WILL!


OOC: Sorry I've been a bit quiet, just had a few real life things to deal with, but I'm back now.

It has come to my attention that FMW is in a dire situation. Yes, FMW is in deep trouble.

No, it's not 'corrupt' or 'doomed'. it just so happens that people have forgotten the meanings of what they're to do in this federation. Namely all of the best people in FMW. People like Michaels, Striker, Jaro, and yap...yap...yap. After having meandered my way around this place for the better part of two years, I can sense that this place truly does think that it is better than whatever other competition it has.

Of course we all know that isn't true because I am not the face of this...'stalwart company' but my time is coming. But I don't want to steer away from my point. Here's the thing...

I don't see the Savior saving anything but his own ass.

I don't see the man who defines his own life, defining his own life.

The man that supposedly has become good, is right back where he started in about to crush the Celt.

So much repetition. So much...hypocrisy.

I can see this a bit clearly as I've been spending most of my down time studying, researching, scouting. I'm starting to find weakness in people. It's time to exploit it. The saving grace about it is that I'm perfectly OK with watching this place 'crumble' around me. I'm perfectly OK with watching you all run around like a beheaded chicken because you think there's a war brewing or that FMW will die unless corruption is killed. I'm OK with this because I know the truth and I benefit from all of your panic.

Because you will miss a true threat and he's looking you right in the face.

It's rather tragic but it's FMW. They've always missed the true threat staring them in the face...

Ethan Black...you missed it and spent a year paying for it.

Jaro...you honestly believed he had your interest in mind when he created FMW. Puppets.

I could go on and on but I'll skip to myself. See, backstage rumblings have surfaced about me not knowing where I am, where I'm gonna go. Every day I walk into this place is yet another challenge about how RCA, the character, is slowly dying because of the fact he makes things a lot more difficult than it has to be.

You're missing the threat because I look like I'm in trouble.

You're missing the threat because you believe that I am still that same little 'choke artist'.

You're missing the threat because your eyes are closed. I pity you for it.

Anyway, from this point forward, Class is now in session. I am the premier student. I am the teacher whether you know it or not. And I can tell that this cycle of predictability will only repeat itself until someone steps in and shuts it down.

Will it be me?

What do you think? No?

I don't have a chance to do anything worth anything do I?

Exactly.

Exactly. Now, If you want, you can change your answers to counteract my expectations of you, but it won't make a difference because I know you. The question is, do you know me, or are you basing your opinions off of what I have shown you?


As you think about that, I remind you that all warfare is based on deception.


It's time the elitist FMW learned that they are not invincible. It's time they learned their place.

*sigh*

*yawn*

*snore*

Yeah, I got nothin'.

RCA wrote:

Ethan Black...you missed it and spent a year paying for it.

Alex O'Rion stops his serving of drinks for a moment as yet ANOTHER rant from Chris Austin plays across the TV he uses to keep tabs on FMW comings and goings. Listening to that line he spits out a swallow of his beer directly into the patron across from him without noticing.

"Fuck, if I wasn't retired I'd show him how much I "missed" Ethan Black with a kick the throat.

Arrogant little shit."

Then the seething O'Rion goes back to serving his drinks. Trying to ignore once again as some little ass wipe from FMW shit on his past to make themselves feel better about failing.

Alex O'Rion...when you see this...I want you know something.

Unless you step back into this ring, whatever it is you have to say can be kept to yourself.

Not to say that it doesn't matter...well it doesn't, but moreover because all you'll be doing is 'bark, bark, bark'.


Actions, Alex O'Rion. Actions. You and I are cut from the same cloth. We've spent most of our careers being choke artists supreme. You opened your eyes and became FMW champ for about a month.

Well...at least I know what to avoid.

You're sorely missed "b'ye". Come on back if you still have it.

If not, serve your drinks and shut your face lest I have to pay a visit to Nova Scotia and shut it for you.

Again O'Rion stops.

"People need to stop spying on my bar, these bye's are getting just a little too creepy.

Although the irony of the guy who says the most but does the least in FMW being the one to spy on me and say I speak too much, that's a little off. Hell after how far he's fallen I bet a fucking retiree like me could beat him.

If your still spying peeping Austin, feel free to make the trip. I could use the practice throwing bums out of my bar."

Save a beer for me then.

OOC: I've always wondered, just what the fuck is a "bye"?

Boy, I'd imagine.

Yeah Bye is Boy.

Romeo wrote:

OOC: I've always wondered, just what the fuck is a "bye"?

"Bye" is to Boy in O'Rion Land

What "Mon" is to Man in Jamaica.

Ere me now, praise ta Jah and ting. One love.

Bom! Bom! Bom! Praise Jah yah eard? Me murda fo fun

LAWDHAVMERCY

HELL-O FMW! I'm The On Man Rock Band Christain Slater. You may of heard of my dad, rockstar David, but now it's my turn to rise to the top. And I'd like to call out my first challenge. Christian Moore. Are you man enough? You better be.

Who is Christian Moore to be declining challenges from a new superstar, to be able to do that you need to earn a shred of respect from the rest of the federation, now you just look like an egomaniac.

I normally remember people with large egos, i guess your not very effective as an egomaniac.