FMW CATALYST TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Bring on the War Games...

Yay...

Just as a heads-up, the triple threat match between Whitt, Ripper, and Crysto is listed as a "Singles Match". Might wanna fix that/clear that up.

OOC: Love the idea of Nic Cage Harrison Ford and Axl Rose getting in the fray with guys who have similar names!! Awesome crazy idea!

Bring it on Cage and Ford....Ford ain't done shit since Star Wars and Cage ain't never done shit...Axl and I will rip the two of you apart....That other Cage and Ford can kiss the fattest part of my ass, Team Axel will roll!!!

Let's see if Seth can handle being team captain for Distortion.

Don't fuck up, big guy.



OOC: So can someone explain to me how the war games match works in an OOC sense? Like, how the winner is decided and all that janky wanky.

Janky wanky. Hee hee.

Winning team is last team to have members still eligible, IIRC.

*filing through wedding ceremony papers*

*drinking*

*fapping*

Hannibal Frost wrote:

Let's see if Seth can handle being team captain for Distortion.

Don't fuck up, big guy.



OOC: So can someone explain to me how the war games match works in an OOC sense? Like, how the winner is decided and all that janky wanky.

In that case I'll be sure to watch my blindside.

OOC: Basically it's an elimination match to my understanding, where the only way to win is to gradually eliminate different members. I would be under the assumption that the team with the most votes added with their promo totals will win. But the order of elimination will probably vary by promo score.

That seems to make the most sense.

OOC: My guess is that the eliminations will happen in a manner similar to those in the Main Event of No Holds Barred II.

Um, have any of you eejits ever seen a War Games match!?

War Games is the match beyond, bitches, and elimination would takes FOREVER times ∞, especially with 15 motherfuckers in it.

Format for War Games is this:

A single member of each team (chosen by their respective teams) will start off the match. After a select period of time (say two minutes perhaps) a coin-toss will take place to decide which team gets to send in another member. The coin toss always goes to the heels so they can get their heat by ganging up on the faces until the faces comes in and comback, until the heels get back int and outnumber again until everyone is in.

Then shit is on; Submission is the only way to victory. It's bloody, it's brawly, it's fierce. Match goes til the FIRST man gives up.

That's right. It's a tough lost to take by some-one has to do it (Normally JJ Dillion ) and normally ends up the heels using something metal to torture the best face in either submission or TKO (THE REFEREE CALLED BUT HE NEVAR CONCEDED DEFEAT TO TEH CELT!!!!1!111!!!!)

Right, War Games. Totally forgot about that. I'm just going to go sit in the corner and hope people forget that I ever said anything.

Well technically that was the only way to win the WCW War Games. The CZW version is elimination. And the WWE version just sucks massive cock and balls.

Also it should be noted that eliminations aren't allowed to happen until all members of all teams are in.

Which should make for a lovely clusterfuck.

Omega wrote:

And the WWE version just sucks massive cock and balls.

I would hope so since I've never seen the WWE do a WarGames before.

Eric Scorpio wrote:

Omega wrote:

And the WWE version just sucks massive cock and balls.

I would hope so since I've never seen the WWE do a WarGames before.

Some people say that the elimination chamber is their attempt at War Games, others say Survivor Series is a version of it.

I was referring to one of those.

Neither of those are even close to what WarGames brings

Omega wrote:

Implying Survivor Series might sucks balls

I wouldn't count CZW's Cage of Death as a "War Games" match anymore, I mean at first it was but they've pretty much revamped it completely to suit CZW so now it's own beast (I mean that in a positive way, credit where credit is due CZW are pretty handy when it comes to building wrestling related structures and COD is now well suited to the OMG spots that their fans like).

The elimination aspects works for CZW because each elimination gets to be a sick bump such as off the top of the cage through a table.

Since we're not doing a UV War Games I think it makes more sense to follow the NWA's lead on it and go one elimination or something similar...keep it intense and lethal.

I mean the mechanics of eliminating at least 13 guys would just be insane

Edit: Although 15 guys in two rings (hell 3,4???) won't be a picnic either, but I guess we'll circumvent it by have lots of people sell shit like crazy (IT'S LIKE A GRAVEYARD OR A BATTLEFIELD IN THERE TONY SCHIAVONE!)

Or we could just come up with our own War Games Rules and make it our own thing.

Omega wrote:

Or we could just come up with our own War Games Rules and make it our own thing.

This. Fuck off.

I can't tell if that was approval or disapproval.

Quit speaking third world languages slant eyes.

I'm sorry if your redneck stupidity forbids you from understanding intelligent verbosity such as this.

That said it's easy to tell what I said.

Can we have Jaro back now?

I wish we could, too.

Bryson: Here we finally are. God its seemed like forever to get to this stupid War Games match and you know I have to say, Im a little worried about our teams chances. I mean, when you consider how everyone on team Ammunition is out to get each other and everyone on team Distortion is being lead by a fat sack of shit, it really has me shaking in my boots.

I sincerely hope my team can pull out the W, but I know both teams will give it..haha... ahem, give it their...snortALL. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man, ooh ho.

Bryson wipes a tear from his eye

Oh, thats rich.

Dear useless FMW employee in charge of the Company website,

Listen here.... mate, I don't appreciate some snot nosed, pimple faced, little shite making smart ass remarks. I didn't 'vacate' the Gold Card, I was bloody well robbed of it by that corrupt son of a bitch posing as a Commissioner. Next time you want to run an opinion poll I suggest you choose your words with a little more care bloke.

Either that or flamin' well brace yourself for a size 11 where the sun don't shine. Ok fella?

OOC: If you people had read Ammunition 11.3 you'd know how War Games is going down.

Quote :

Hostyle: And the main event…WAR GAMES! 15 men, three teams, one goal! The end of the FMW Games will be bloody and brutal, and the winner becomes the A-show, by all rights!

Sound: And we have the rules of the match for you now! There will be three rings, one for each division. There will be three large pods for each team, and the match will start with one member of each team, triple threat style.

Hostyle: Every 5 minutes, three more men will enter, one from each division. BUT, entry order is determined by the teams themselves, so I’d hope you guys are getting along because if you’re hoping to be last, well you have no control over it.

Sound: Eliminations can happen at anytime, via pinfall, submission, or knockout. All 15 men do not have to enter the match before eliminations can happen. The Last Team Standing wins WAR GAMES! However, it is possible for a division to win the FMW Games without winning this match as all matches are worth points, however that likely won’t happen. In the event of a tie, the tie-breaker is War Games itself.

Aww....no cage

the nick bryson wrote:

Bryson: Here we finally are. God its seemed like forever to get to this stupid War Games match and you know I have to say, Im a little worried about our teams chances. I mean, when you consider how everyone on team Ammunition is out to get each other and everyone on team Distortion is being lead by a fat sack of shit, it really has me shaking in my boots.

I sincerely hope my team can pull out the W, but I know both teams will give it..haha... ahem, give it their...snortALL. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man, ooh ho.

Bryson wipes a tear from his eye

Oh, thats rich.

Remember that time I beat you bye?

Good times, it's gonna be fun to relive them.

Ah, the infamous O'Rion title run.

Who can forget those awesome three weeks.

Way to beat a dead horse fatty.

There is a cage for War Games.

Here's my epic MS Paint illustration: