FMW MT. VESUVIUS TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Here in the garden,
Where temptations feel so right
Passion can make you fall
From what you feel
In the garden
We can make it come alive
Every night (every single night)
Oh, your secret garden

OOC: I'm the only one who didn't vote for Boobies? LOLOLOLOL.

Whitt: The time is upon us. The time for Gold Standard Wrestling to begin the ascent to the top of the Mountain. By conquering this hellacious, intimidating structure, GSW will firmly put itself on the map.

Crusoe: Be prepared, FMW. Gold Standard Wrestlin' is gonna take tha' Torch. Believe it.

OOC: I voted boobs.

IC: Well now... It looks like I'm in MT V. I'm scared to tell the truth. Scared I'm going to have to beat you all in one last final attempt.

OOC: Holy GnR lyrics, Batman!

cﾘnical: The most anticipated return in years will finally take place on this night. Be prepared to Step Into The Flame, FMW.

I promise you this much: You won't forget it.

OOC: "Bring on the Boobies!!!"

David Ravish wrote:

David: "Let the sausage-fest begin! I'm betting you two rub yourselves down with scented oils before hopping into a bubble bath that smells of Asian bubble-gum! Now, I'm the new guy here, and I dunno about the rest of you but, this whole GSW thing sounds like one big-fat-prison-orgy! Why don't you both go lock yourselves in a toilet stall and let the real men fight it out on Mt. Vesuvius! Man, the more I say, the more I get the feeling I should watch my own ass!"

Whitt: Who are you? Oh yeah, the rookie who isn't in the Mount Vesuvius match. The curtain-jerker relegated to the start of the show. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they change it to a dark match. You're certainly not one of the men people are paying for this pay-per-view to see; meanwhile, myself, Leviticus, and our GSW comrades are exactly who the fans want to see. Earn the right to speak about GSW before you shoot off your mouth and shoot yourself in the foot, youngin'.

cYnical wrote:

cﾘnical: The most anticipated return in years will finally take place on this night. Be prepared to Step Into The Flame, FMW.

I promise you this much: You won't forget it.

Well, if it isn't cYnical himself...

Hi. Name's Chris Austin, soon to be winner of Mount Vesuvius 3. It's an honor, it truly is. Make yourself comfortable and prepare to witness greatness.

As I said in the promotional video, class is in session and attendance is mandatory.

RCA wrote:

As I said in the promotional video, class is in session and attendance is mandatory.

OOC: I found that whole thing to be full of badassery.

David Ravish wrote:

David: "Hummmmmm... Funny how this little curtain-jerker can draw such a swift reply! Have you got nothing better to do than to talk down to the likes of me? Seriously? Please, I wouldn't fork out a even a nickel to watch you at your best. If I had to watch your tub-o-lard ass in the ring I would be asking for my money back, and start a riot to ensure I did! Luckily, we won't have to watch you for long on Mt. Vesuvius because, a) Zeus is f'n irate that you call yourself a wrester and that you would even have the gaul set foot on his mountain paradise, b) there are at least 20 other guys that will see Mt. Vesuvius erupt before you ever get your grubby hands on that torch and, c) I don't like you! Seeing that my opinion is the only one that counts, its a forgone conclusion... You may as well go lock yourself in that toilet stall and take all your GSW cronies with you to make sure that you have the great time you deserve. On a side note, if GSW is such hot shit then... Why do you guys have to crash someone else's PPV?"

Storm: Shut it rook and go into your corner.

Whitt: Mr. Ravish, even kings take time out of their day to talk to the poor, sniveling, groveling peasants, to remind them that they are the lowest of the low, and that they should be honored by the king's presence. Just because I speak to you doesn't mean I consider you a threat, a peer, or even remotely close to my level. No, I talk to you to remind you that you are a curtain-jerker, and that speaking ill of GSW will be one of the many things you regret doing in your wrestling career. As for that last little statement, isn't "crashing" someone's pay-per-view great press and advertising? Why yes, yes it is. And since you clearly couldn't comprehend that, it shows just exactly why you are the lowest of the low.

Good day.

I'd withdraw the King comparison if I were you. Think Austin's around here somewhere, and quite frankly, you want nothing to do with him.

David GS wrote:

I'd withdraw the King comparison if I were you. Think Austin's around here somewhere, and quite frankly, you want nothing to do with him.

Whitt: And what, pray-tell, will Mister Austin do to me? Huh? There are six of us from GSW here, seven if you count the older but still tough Crusoe here -

Crusoe: Yo.

Whitt: - and plenty more waiting in the wings should Mister Austin try anything. Oh sure, he could knock me out with that kick of his. I'm sure of it. Then Levi would knock his teeth down his throat with a Tribute. Then Storm, Crusoe, and our three masked men would tear him to pieces, picking him limb from limb. David, it is not I that will want nothing to do with Austin; it is Austin who will want nothing to do with US.

Jeff wrote:

David GS wrote:

I'd withdraw the King comparison if I were you. Think Austin's around here somewhere, and quite frankly, you want nothing to do with him.

Whitt: And what, pray-tell, will Mister Austin do to me? Huh? There are six of us from GSW here, seven if you count the older but still tough Crusoe here -

Crusoe: Yo.

Whitt: - and plenty more waiting in the wings should Mister Austin try anything. Oh sure, he could knock me out with that kick of his. I'm sure of it. Then Levi would knock his teeth down his throat with a Tribute. Then Storm, Crusoe, and our three masked men would tear him to pieces, picking him limb from limb. David, it is not I that will want nothing to do with Austin; it is Austin who will want nothing to do with US.

I can only pray that your collective ignorance and arrogance persist after you all fall from Vesuvius; I foresee a great many lulz to be had at their expense.

David Ravish wrote:

David: "Oh look what the cats dragged in! I am intimidated! I'm literally quaking in my boots! You scare the BJesus out of me, you really do! Now, I'd appreciated it if you removed yourself form this battle of intellects because, quiet frankly... You don't measure up you f'n great DUNCE! Now, go hide in your doghouse... I don't want fleas!"

Storm: Word of advice rook. Don't get shitkicked? It will potentially end your fucking career.

Crusoe: Lemme get this straight...you are making fun of a company going through tough times due to the currently poor economy? You are willing to stoop so low as to insult us because we happened to have been bit by the recession bug?

Whitt: I bet you make fun of the mentally handicapped, as well. Do you call them retarded, Ravish? Maybe droolies? Maybe you make fun of someone who wears glasses, too. See, this is another reason why we're here: to save the fans from watching and listening to people like you. People with poor taste. People with no morals. We have standard, Mister Ravish, something you and the rest of FMW clearly lack. By participating in the Mount Vesuvius match, and by impressing in it, we can draw fans away from here and save them from having to listen to horrible, uneducated, uncaring individuals like yourself. And if one of us GSW wrestlers wins it - which we will - the effect will be that much greater.

Crusoe: Talk all ya want, Radish. It'll only prove our point about what a low-life fed Full Metal Wrestlin' is.

Jeff wrote:

Whitt: And what, pray-tell, will Mister Austin do to me? Huh? There are six of us from GSW here, seven if you count the older but still tough Crusoe here -

Crusoe: Yo.

Whitt: - and plenty more waiting in the wings should Mister Austin try anything. Oh sure, he could knock me out with that kick of his. I'm sure of it. Then Levi would knock his teeth down his throat with a Tribute. Then Storm, Crusoe, and our three masked men would tear him to pieces, picking him limb from limb. David, it is not I that will want nothing to do with Austin; it is Austin who will want nothing to do with US.

Hi there, King of FMW speaking.


Plain and simple, I lack the idiocy and motivation required to willingly pick a fight with you and your squad. Besides, we all know how it would end.

I'd drop the first schmuck regardless of who he is, then I'd get jumped on and left in a heap. Then I'd get mad and proceed to systematically annihilate you and your stable using a plan based around the theory of "Divide and Conquer". Of course Alex O'Rion would be of assistance, not to mention that Bobino, Slegna and whoever else you've pissed off during your short time here would likely want revenge.

Either way, just because I am intelligent enough to not agitate the hive doesn't mean that I don't have the ability to destroy said hive if it came down to it.

See? Like that.

All hallow threats.

Austin won't risk an injury before such a big match.
Austin cannot necessarily count on O'Rion for support, leading into the C4 title match. I've seen the man do similar before; turn on his friends, that is.
There are still three unknown agents within the ranks of GSW. That makes us, (myself and my peers,) more dangerous than if you knew who we were, because you don't know what to expect.

Also, David Ravish just made the short list. Congratulations.

On the flip side:

Last time FMW was faced with a fed-ending threat, they managed to eliminate the threat.

Also, GSW can't afford to be a man down come Mount V. After all, they need all the help they can get if they want to win. Fun fact: GSW won't win Mount Vesuvius but that's a different story.

Now.

Did I threaten anyone?

No. I told you what would happen if I went down that road.

Also, enunciate. The word is "hollow" with an 'o', not hallow. Unless you claimed that I make sacred threats?

cYnical wrote:

OOC: Holy GnR lyrics, Batman!

OOC: GNR? That's some Barry White, man.

Anyway, just so we're clear, when I said that certain people need to only promo once, that doesn't mean everyone else has to promo more than once. I singled them out because they are booked more than once in the night, and that one promo will count for both matches.

Also, the ??? does NOT refer to ?.

NOT ANOTHER GSW OVER-KILL

Good to see you reveal your true self there Mister Whitt

RCA wrote:

Also, enunciate. The word is "hollow" with an 'o', not hallow. Unless you claimed that I make sacred threats?

OOC: typo.

Also lol at sig.