FMW CATALYST TRASH-TALKING THREAD

1) If you don't know who Skyler is, you probably need to look at the PPV Card.
2) If you don't know who Seth Omega is and you're also in LPW, then you really really really need to hang out with Trey and Savana.
3) Red Foreman is win.

You would think...

No, I just won't even get into it.

FMW disappoints me.

Despite my somber tone, I do not feel bad for the disappointment FMW has seemingly become overnight when we are resorting to the Dunn way of insulting. Quite frankly it is unoriginal and a useless tribute to a piece... of trash that isn't worthy of the praise he has halfway earned.

I have merely stated an observation. It isn't an complaint, for it doesn't make anything harder for me. FMW disappoints me as of this moment and I'm not going to change anything to prevent it, for the monkeys will still fling crap.

And David, I wag my finger at you for the simple fact that I expect Catalyst will be a night that you shoot for the moon, and find that you don't land on a cloud, but rather you fall through it during your descent to reality.


But no, you really don't want me to act...alas, I will humor you provided things go as I have planned them come 10.10.10.

Whitt: Abyss, is that you?

Omega wrote:

1) If you don't know who Skyler is, you probably need to look at the PPV Card.
2) If you don't know who Seth Omega is and you're also in LPW, then you really really really need to hang out with Trey and Savana.
3) Red Foreman is win.

I understand that I made a mistake, but I don't need you or anyone else giving me shit about it. So why don't you do me a favor, and back the hell off.

Dammit Nicholas if you only put the same effort you do with posting funny pictures into actually showing up you may be TV champ by now.

S.O.S. wrote:

Whitt: Abyss, is that you?

No.

And Jeff, FMW doesn't back off from people that "fuck up". They kick you when you're down.

RCA wrote:

S.O.S. wrote:

Whitt: Abyss, is that you?

No.

And Jeff, FMW doesn't back off from people that "fuck up". They kick you when you're down.

I'm used to pathetic assholes kicking me when i'm down, but they better be afraid of how much I can dish back out to them. It would be best to get on my good side, because otherwise it will be a painful experience for anyone who decides to fuck with me. And it's a motherfucking promise that I intend to back up.

Alright, what's left for needing to be done for the show? PM it to me, because I'm getting sick of sitting on my thumbs here.

OOC: Next time, make a post in staff or a PM or whatever in private.


Also, I lost your wedding seg.

OK, let's see the current insults that have been used by various people against you.

1. You're a carbon copy of Edge.

2. Kaoru will win the Gold Card Gauntlet.

OK, now since you've come to terms with the latter, I find that you have little faith in yourself, not enough confidence. Not sure why that is given that you're mildly successful, married and in good health despite the fact that you like hugging people to get your victories. Hey, whatever works. But still, the alarming lack of confidence in a man who has yet to be tested tells me two things.


1. You probably aren't as good as people think. You don't have me fooled, by the way. Take that as you will.

2. You remind me of me when I first started out. I ran through equal or lesser competition but as soon as I got tested, well I got my ass whooped, much like the whooping you have pretty much accepted, hence the metaphorical bending over.

Now, if you are ever compared to me in any sense, some people might see that as an insult, but these ingrates wouldn't know talent if Occam's Razor busted their faces.

Still, I personally think you do a well enough job of insulting your own talents and abilities by not believing in them. Half of the battle is actually thinking you can win. If not, well you'll be tumbling down a slippery slope faster than you can say "Rated-R Superstar". Anyway yeah, much like me, your flaws and shortcomings won't REALLY show themselves until you take a loss. Until then, well, you're rather in good standing and people have nothing but nice things to say about you.

So I am happy that my constant reminding you of "your impending doom" has gotten to you to the point where you seem OK with losing as a possible option. You're mentally weak, you can be manipulated whether you know it or not. It happens to many rookies that have it easy at first, no need to be ashamed. I'm sure you'll bounce back in due time.


So in short,

1. Your gonna lose at Catalyst. (You asked so nicely I couldn't pass it up)

2. You don't believe in yourself.

3. You'll probably end up being perceived as just like me.

4. You JUST might be overrated to some people.



And I've heard the insults as it relates to the third, that should be insulting enough, yes? Well it is FMW, and it is ass-backwards so you tell me.

You're an eight-year veteran, you've been at wrestling itself almost thrice as long as I.


If I address you, it is because either you've drawn my ire, or your talent and overall worthiness deem you important.

You fall in the latter. Congratulations.

I am not trying to be "witty" or anything else unless I blatantly precede my words with "If I can be *insert adjective* for a moment". I say whatever it is I'm going to say and leave it at that.

In short, we are all inconsistent with out banter. Some more than others but still.

Your most recent comments intrigue me.

Sounds like sarcasm, and given your "average guy with sizable wrestling talent" thing, I don't want to read too far into it.

I like that approach.

ITT: The awkward conversation the morning after.

You're a cute couple, guys.