Ammuntiion 15.2 Trash Talking Thread

You can refer to whatever one of your hypocritical and increasingly delusional statement you like. That wasn't my opinion that was an indisputable fact.

Oh and as I recall most of your "Affairs" result in illegitimate little bastards and someone staring down the barrel of a rape charge. I'm quite ok with not being a part of that.

How are the little tikes by the way?

David GS wrote:

Yes he is, albeit by an increasingly narrow margin.

No, he's not. Two losses and a win over Butters of late means he is no longer they tyro of the last few motnhs. There are more than a couple of candidates with better claims to being the most in form wrestler.

Fine. Now I wonder what you've been up to, hmm?

Damn, no one knows. I guess we see which of the promo shoots actually get looked at around here.

Oh and by the way, I've only lost once in the past few shows and in that match I wasn't involved in the decision.

But yes, I in fact did lose to Christian G. Smitten. No shame in it.

I never claimed to be the best Chris, so don't project your almighty ego onto me you grimey little maggot.

All I ever claimed is to be good at hurting people and worthy of a shot at the C-4 title, which by the way miraculously was granted almost immediately upon your demise.

I never said you were the best. Anyone who would make such a claim should be shot dead on sight. And you've had two shots at the C-4 title last I remember. You lost both.

And here's a freebie, I had three and to be quite honest I didn't earn the first shot I got. I regret that but that's how it all went.

Hell, here I was being bold enough to find myself a worthy challenge pre-U3, where I would have destroyed you in a C-4 title match but I lost to Smitten. Them's the breaks. You were getting a C-4 title shot at U3, idiot. Just a matter of who was the champion.

You should in a way, thank me for meeting my match, well on that night my superior, at No Holds Barred. At least you had beaten Smitten before.

I don't want freebies from you Chris. Quite frankly I'm not interested in what you're selling.

So you are implying that I should be thankful for having an easier opponent in my C-4 match. Doesn't that fly in the face of all your earlier horse shit about demenaing the value of titles and other such wank? Your hypocrisy really knows no bounds does it?

Regardless, let me think a moment here....Hmm..., a fired up and in form Christian G Smitten, who was on a mission or a burnt out Chris Austin whose best is now a couple of cylcles in the past?

I can promise you Chris the only thing I am ever likely to thank you for is shutting your god damn pie hole.

No. I said Smitten was someone you had beaten before. Doesn't mean he's easier to beat. I had beaten Smitten before No Holds Barred and I still lost. It just means you were capable of beating him. You haven't shown yourself capable of beating me.

Freebies aren't sold, they're damn freebies. I'm convinced you're retarded now.

And how nice of you to say I'm burned out. 15.2 will once again prove you wrong.

"Freebies" are an item or service given away because they normally have a price attched. Otherwise they woudln't be "freebies", they'd just be free.

You may be convinced of my mental capacities, but you have just proven yours.

Freebies, free. Same thing. Get your head out of a kangaroo's ass, you worthless ingrate. I tell you what, let me put this in terms you can understand.

You suck. Your gimmick sucks. Your promo shoots suck. Your song and dance sucks. All of it is downright horrible and has been ever since you lost to me.

To be quite honest with you, me beating you will do nothing for me, but because I am booked against you, I will in fact defeat you and do so decisively. Because everything you are and will ever be sucks. Your best is behind you and it could get it done against what is now my everyday effort.

Go away and die inside Lady Gaga's asshole, Abel Steele. You're better off dead in a grave where the Big Bossman can rise up and take a giant shit upon it.

And then he will name it "Abel Steele's career since Chris Austin took the soul out of his body at Lethal Injection." Fuck off, you ugly shitstain on the underwear of life.

Don't get your panties in a twist because I called you out for what you are. A fucking pretender.

We are all supposed to believe that winning the FMC will be a cake walk for you. That you are the best and everyone knows it.

I'll give you credit that your gimmick is quite effective. At creating a nice song and dance show to entertain the masses and blind them to the fact that you were also supposed to canter into Mount Vesuvius and take the torch so you could claim the Full Metal Champioship back then.

Thing is asshole my best hasn't been seen yet. You've already unloaded with both barrels and come up short.

Sucks to be you.

OOC: Trash talk fo the win.

I saw your best two years ago. And I stomped it into the ground.


And you were on to something when you said that everyone knows I'm better than the best. The thing is, I know that I am not as good as they think I am. That's my motivation and to be honest, I hope to God that winning the championship takes everything I have because frankly, if it doesn't, it's not worth winning.

I don't have to pretend, Steele. I am aware that I say things and 9 times out of 10 I back them up. I don't have to say I'm the best wrestler for someone else to think that I am too.

RCA wrote:

I saw your best two years ago. And I stomped it into the ground.

Again with the hypocrisy....

I clearly rememebr at that time two years ago you were a floundering mid carder who had become the laughing stock of the fed for your apparent inability to close out any big match that got drip fed to your pathetic self. The joke was that you had burst onto the scene with so much potential but then come up against harder competition and struggled to lift yourself.

Sound familiar?

It's a story repeated by many since and many before. Including one Abel Steele.

Sure I burst onto the scene two years ago like a lightning bolt and destroyed all before me. But the competition got tougher and I learned that wins against the top quality of FMW don't come easy.

What you saw two years ago was not my best Chris. It was a first foray into professinal ranks against lesser opposition. If I were to hazard a guess I'd ay you faced me two years ago about 8 matches into my wrestling career. Not my FMW career like you.... my wrestling career. You talk now as if you wiped the floor with me that night but I was in that ring too and I know for a fact you had to earn that win.

So if it is a pattern repeated many times in history and you yourself are a perfect example of this very fact yourself and you still have the insurmountable ego or utter delusion to to believe that someone can be at their peak, in a profession YOU claim takes years as a "Student of the Game" to master, after only a handful of matches.... well.... you can go and get fucked you arrogant little bastard.

RCA wrote:

I don't have to say I'm the best wrestler for someone else to think that I am too.

No.

You have to show them.

Fine.

Don't take this ass-whooping personally then. Consider it all a part of the process. K?

Sure....I'll take the result, whichever way it may fall, for what it is worth. Experience and entry into a FMC tournament. I hope I win.


But let me say one last thing to you Chris.

Until now I had only imagined how sweet the sound, when someone shuts your yapper. Now that I know I REALLY want to cave your smug little face in.

I really hate when people don't believe in themselves.

OOC: ^That

RCA wrote:

OOC: ^That

eh?

Jonathon King wrote:

King: In a battle of wits between Abel Steele and Chris Austin, I'd put money on Austin.

Lucky you have more dollars than sense.

Abel Steele wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

King: In a battle of wits between Abel Steele and Chris Austin, I'd put money on Austin.

Lucky you have more dollars than sense.

King: Oh look, Abel made a pun! It's a pretty bad one, but better than one would expect from him.

Oh look, "completely unoriginal" and "utterly boring" had a baby. Isn't he cute. I bet yaw a weewy cwever widdle man arn'et you? Yes you are... yes you are.. awwww.

Abel Steele wrote:

Oh look, "completely unoriginal" and "utterly boring" had a baby. Isn't he cute. I bet yaw a weewy cwever widdle man arn'et you? Yes you are... yes you are.. awwww.

King: That is... incredibly creepy. Chris Hansen creamed his pants when you said that and he doesn't know why. Here's the thing, Steele, I never claimed to be original. I just claimed to be good.

Jonathon King wrote:

Here's the thing, Steele, I never claimed to be original. I just claimed to be good.

Unfortunately, you're neither.

Jonathon King wrote:

King: Oh Jack, why don't we get to be Bruce Wayne? I mean, Drake is cool and all, but Batman is where it's at. Besides, it's not like he died tragically, he's old. Big whup. Maybe now I can actually focus on my career instead of having that old bastard criticize me at every turn.

Because Batman's parents died eons ago, I'm sure we're all over it by now.

Sorry your dad's dead and all, though. Just seems like everybody in this federation's dad drops dead.

Leviticastform wrote:

Easty wrote:

Why's everybody's dad got to be dead? It's not like we're all Tim Drake here, for sake.

Leviticus: Why so disrespectful?

Why censor me, fuckface?

Jeff wrote:

Whitt: Because Eastwood lacks two important things: class and tact. It works for him, but it also works for homeless thieves, so take from that what you will.

Class is relative, tact is for the weak. Though I am a homeless thief, so whatever.

Leviticastform wrote:

Leviticus: But wouldn't that make him like one of the villains "Tim Drake" beats down?

Yeah, probably. Assuming he could even get close.

Vendetta wrote:

Wow.

You're back?

King: But Tim Drake's parents died like 10 issues after the Wayne's did. Although, following the comparisons to the Batman universe.... I'm the Goddamned Batman! I need an Alfred....

OOC: Oh goddamnit. I confused Grayson with Drake again.

Well done.

OOC: Holy Shit this TT is awesome! Go Steele and Austin!

NOTE: ALL trash talking in this thread by Leon is before the climax of his 15.2 promo.

Leon: So it always seems that a second wind comes from a competitor when he cuts his ties, eases his burdens and refines his gaze upwards. So without rambling on like the masses before me, I simply ask Leviticus this singular question.

What makes you think that you can stop me?

Oh and before I senselessly forget.

People...be relevant and please for the LOVE of sweet apple pie, THINK FIRST BEFORE SPEAKING!

Back? Wouldn't stretch that far, boss - just doing the rounds.

But it's good to see there's somebody decent still about this shithole.

I think him asking if you were back was OOC lol. Take back that shithole remark.

Leon Caprice wrote:

So without rambling on like the masses before me, I simply ask Leviticus this singular question.

What makes you think that you can stop me?

Leviticus: I believe we have similar reasonings Leon.

Coming one step closer to being recognized as one of the best wrestlers in the world.

Proving that we are more then we have been considered in the past.

Making a stand for what we believe in.

Taking the first steps toward a positive change in our careers.

Proving the superiority of our respective company.

Proving that we are better then the other.

Is it any of that? Is it all of that? Is it even some of that?

No, it is none of that at all.

With all due respect Leon, I think you would answer the question the same way if I asked you.

What makes me think I can stop you?

Because I must.