Ammuntiion 15.2 Trash Talking Thread

Easty wrote:

Why's everybody's dad got to be dead? It's not like we're all Tim Drake here, for sake.

Leviticus: Why so disrespectful?

Whitt: Because Eastwood lacks two important things: class and tact. It works for him, but it also works for homeless thieves, so take from that what you will.

Leviticus: But wouldn't that make him like one of the villains "Tim Drake" beats down?

Ashburn wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: I dont in no way endorse "ultra-violent" that's why you don't see me over at Corruption running my mouth. I don't pick fights with the lesser two brands and if someone from Corruption wants to take me on they come to Ammunition and find me.

My publicist pointed out that Matty Ashburn is trying to get me to arc up and bite back at his words! He can have Rookie of the Year I know I am better.

I have my eyes set on the only thing I want, it's in my grasp. In the end the future is what counts, I am making it on my own, I don't need a foot up from Nick Bryson.

In the end I will reap the reward!

Your "publicist" is your mother, right?

Anwyl: Is that it, is that all you could come up with!? Your publicist is your mother. You mate are fool!

Quote :

Sage: My sister and I just thought we'd pop over and check out the man talent over here.

Santana: I have to say, we're not very impressed...

Anwyl: You haven't even been here for a show how could make an educated decision on how great the Ammunition talent is!?

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: You haven't even been here for a show how could make an educated decision on how great the Ammunition talent is!?

Whitt: I dunno, maybe they, say, watched the show and made that decision. Because, ya know, it does air on TV.

And Levi, I don't fucking know, man! I don't even know who Tim Drake is. I know who Drizzy Drake is, though, and he's got a vagina for a heart. Kinda like Anvil here.

Anwyl wrote:

Ashburn wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: I dont in no way endorse "ultra-violent" that's why you don't see me over at Corruption running my mouth. I don't pick fights with the lesser two brands and if someone from Corruption wants to take me on they come to Ammunition and find me.

My publicist pointed out that Matty Ashburn is trying to get me to arc up and bite back at his words! He can have Rookie of the Year I know I am better.

I have my eyes set on the only thing I want, it's in my grasp. In the end the future is what counts, I am making it on my own, I don't need a foot up from Nick Bryson.

In the end I will reap the reward!

Your "publicist" is your mother, right?

Anwyl: Is that it, is that all you could come up with!? Your publicist is your mother. You mate are fool!

Quote :

Sage: My sister and I just thought we'd pop over and check out the man talent over here.

Santana: I have to say, we're not very impressed...

Anwyl: You haven't even been here for a show how could make an educated decision on how great the Ammunition talent is!?

Leviticus: Are you still talking?

By the way Jeff, Tim Drake is this guy...



But you may know him better as this guy.....



OOC: Excuse to post comic book stuff for the win!

CHRISTOPHER AUSTIN.

I'm sure you know that despite the years combined we have spent in this company, we have never faced off one on one.

I think we should rectify that.

Ah yes, the Student of the Game possibly taking on the man that first introduced me to and subsequently taught me the true effectiveness of Puroresu?

It will be a honor, from one competitor to another.

See you around sooner than later, Striker.

Fuck me you are so full of shit.

Like your opinion of me has any sort of relevancy to anything I do.

I can't see the "relevancy" in anything you do anyway.

Truth be told I don't even care that much about beating you anymore, all I really want is to punch you. Right in your smarmy mouth.

Maybe then you will SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Anwyl: If this were Facebook I'd be going trigger happy on the like button with everything Abel Steel has said so far

If this were Facebook, I'd have to "unfriend" you.

King: In a battle of wits between Abel Steele and Chris Austin, I'd put money on Austin. In a wrestling match, same deal. In a street fight, I'd put a little bit less money on Austin. In fact, I'd put money on Austin over Steele in just about any contest imaginable. Want to know why? I'm smarter than your average bear.

Abel Steele wrote:

I can't see the "relevancy" in anything you do anyway.

Truth be told I don't even care that much about beating you anymore, all I really want is to punch you. Right in your smarmy mouth.

Maybe then you will SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You really shouldn't care about something you're incapable of pulling off.

But way to cover your bases when I absolutely destroy you in that ring. "Oh, I didn't care about this match, blah, blah"

It's fine by me, considering that I started your fall from grace, that I'm the one that you hate so much, that I'm the one you've been dying to go up against... it makes perfect sense that you no longer care about beating me.

But like I said, you can't beat me. So why would you care? Bitch.

I don't hate you Chris, but your hypocritical bullshit annoys the fuck out of me.

I wanted to face you when you were the C-4 Champion. When you were holding the title I wanted and dodged me for months.

Do I still desperately want to win the match? Sure, I want to win every match.

Is the reward for beating you as enticing as it once was? Not even close.

Do I still care? Absolutely, I just don't care "that much".

Would breaking your jaw so I don't have to listen to your drivel anymore ease the pain of a loss? Fuckin' oath.

Wow.

Dazz: Thank god this isn't Facebook, because it sounds like all of you seem to be the sort of people that enjoy Nan jokes.

Abel Steele wrote:

I don't hate you Chris, but your hypocritical bullshit annoys the fuck out of me.

I wanted to face you when you were the C-4 Champion. When you were holding the title I wanted and dodged me for months.

Do I still desperately want to win the match? Sure, I want to win every match.

Is the reward for beating you as enticing as it once was? Not even close.

Do I still care? Absolutely, I just don't care "that much".

Would breaking your jaw so I don't have to listen to your drivel anymore ease the pain of a loss? Fuckin' oath.

I didn't dodge you. All management had to do was book you in a match against me. I've done many underhanded things but I have never, ever ducked anyone. Goes against everything I work for.

But now that I don't have the C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship, I'm not that important. I assume you'll come back begging me to rape your face with Occam's Razor when I'm the Full Metal World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, hmm?

That's not how the game works. I'll prove it. I destroyed you at your best, and I will destroy you at your worst. I don't discriminate.

Uhh yeh, that is EXACTLY how the game works.

When you are champ everyone is gunning for you. Did you miss that lesson?

I think maybe you need some time in the Dunce's corner.

Let me tell you now.

When I am champion, I will only face deserving challengers. In them I will be confident to find a worthy challenge.

And I don't mean how Bryson felt it would be worth wasting time and money to "defend" against Trey Spruance. I mean people that win matches and show up consistently. You know, like Apostasy.

I don't give a shit what the brass has to say on that matter, either. If they try to toss me into a sideshow title match with one of the new female wrestlers or with Storm master, etc., I promise you I will proceed to throw the FMW Title in the trash and walk the fuck out.

If I don't matter without the title, then make sure I stay that way when I am champion, understand? I treat every single one of you peons with the utmost seriousness and prepare for my matches with you as if they are for the Full Metal Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone gets my best, my full-on, undivided attention. I expect the same treatment from my class.

If you are like Abel Steele and only want to lose to me when I have something on the line, then frankly you can go die somewhere like Laci Peterson did.

In fact, I may leave you off in a ditch somewhere after I'm done with you because frankly behavior such as Abel's blatant lack of pride or balls is not just limited to him and it's fucking up my classroom. I don't appreciate it either and gutter whores need to be tossed out like the fucking garbage that they are and will forever be.

RCA wrote:

If you are like Abel Steele and only want to lose to me when I have something on the line, then frankly you can go die somewhere like Laci Peterson did.

OOC: When did Eddie B. sign up here?

OOC: I can't fight who I really am as an e-fedder, lol

Whitt: I think Steele's Expectations just got...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Lowered.

OOC: YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOC: LOL wow.

“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” - Ralph waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life.

You are the most hypocritical sack of steaming horse shit I have ever had the displeasure of meeting Chris.

You "treat everyone on of us peons with utter seriousness" so long as they are who YOU determine are worthy of actually stepping in the ring with in the first place. Who are you Chris Austin to determine who is a worthy challenger?

You are a mere man.... and not much of a man at that. If you believe otherwise maybe you should fuck off and join Nick Bryson and the other "Gods" on Fantasy Island Anarchy. Then you too can handpick your oponnents to suit your own agenda.

Regardless with all that you managed to convince me. I am on the Austin for Full Metal Champion train and puffing for all I am worth. Why?

RCA wrote:

I don't give a shit what the brass has to say on that matter, either. If they try to toss me into a sideshow title match with one of the new female wrestlers or with Storm master, etc., I promise you I will proceed to throw the FMW Title in the trash and walk the fuck out.

Because that sounds like a fucking great trade to me.

I'm the best wrestler in this federation. That's why I'm qualified to determine who's worth what. For the most part you all are peons, but I'll be damned if I don't treat you like the most important peon in the world come match time. After I run you over, you cease to exist until I defeat you again. This goes for about 75 percent of the people to walk through these doors.

And like I said, my standards become more strict when I become champion, because that title means nothing now and defending it against sub-par competition like yourself will not help it.

I also don't need your support. The impending humiliation of me handing you your ass will be more than enough of a boost to my already iron-clad claims.

RCA wrote:

I'm the best wrestler in this federation.

No you're not.

I refer you back to my comment concerning your opinions and the lack of relevancy to my affairs that they have.

Abel Steele wrote:

RCA wrote:

I'm the best wrestler in this federation.

No you're not.

Yes he is, albeit by an increasingly narrow margin.