Ultimatum III RESULTS

If only Alex O'Rion was as dedicated to the cause as you people seem to be.

We'd still be Tag Team Champions right now. But of course, Alex O pulled an Alex O and shot it all to hell.

To be fair, he learned his sense of reliability from a parade of shitty partners before you.

Their names were Andrew O'Rion, Adrian O'Rion, and Dante Jones. It's especially bad when you can't even count on family.

Noted Nick Gray. I wasn't not expecting a fight. What I was expecting was for me to have to bolster your guys' ego like I had to do to the Silver Pistols to make you think you were contenders. But it seems that won't be a problem this time around.

Good. I like confidence. It makes the downfall all that much more embarrassing.

Peyton: So Stormmaster is getting an impression on all of you lot. Good because you are going to see a lot more of them in the next few cycles. Now onto our pressing matters regarding the teaming up of Son of Shark Boy, nothing is set in stone yet. These fucking rumors fly around like wild horse. If we are booked for the next show then we are booked. No point crying over spilt milk.

Reggie: But your milk is perfectly fine...

Peyton: Not now Reggie, I'm busy. Also Stormmaster would like to congratulate both Damien Inferno and Nicolas Grey for what was ultimately a tight affair taking those tag team belts away from Harlequin and MASS Caesar. He also wishes both of you the best of luck which was completely unlike him to say that.

You know, I've been embarrassed over a lot of things in my life. So trust me, embarrassment will be the last thing I'd feel if we lose to you and Seth.

Thank you Dante. Sincerely.