Ammunition 13.2 Trash Talking thread

Xander: You have a match, dipshit. We're on the same brand.

If you look at the votin' options of FMW.com, management apparently doesn't give a shit about yo' return either. Nor do any of your fans. You know. The lone one. My literacy isn't the question here. It's yo' comprehension of "why are you important".

You aren't very if you needed proddin' in that direction. Also. If you can't understand how I speak, that doesn't seem very much like my problem now does it?

Finally. A jiggaboo is a person with strong, prominent negroid features. Big lips. Dark skin. Wide nose. None of those are..really all that prominent on me. So way to fail once again.

Try showin' up to yo' match, ya heard? Maybe then you won't get a Haas pop.

Remain on mute. Hellen Keller makes more convincin', vocally appeasin' speeches than you do.

iDeAndes wrote:

Xander: Abel, blud. Don't be so hard on yourself, my nigga.

Wow, so witty.

Xander: You know..after we sat down and had that big boy talk, you've been real complimentary and ever so sweet.

I think...I think we might actually be able to be besties *sniff*.

COME HERE, YA BIG LUG!

Outlaw John Andrews wrote:

I'm not worried about David GS. I have been doing my homework on him and I think everyone will be shocked with how 13.2 will play out for Mr. GS. As for you, keep up the hard core ignorance foo.

Five minutes. If you can go five minutes before losing (because you WILL lose) at 13.2, I'll give you some semblance of respect, because quite frankly, I don't believe you'll be able to do it.

Promo will be up soon, work/Portal2/Mortal Kombat has delayed me an extra day.

I will post within the day.

Now THAT, THAT RIGHT THERE, is a comeback for the ages.

Well done San Jose. Well Done.

I PROMOED RIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE ENDED!

Shoulda done better with timing, but this school week with exams and studying (and me being a lazy fuck on Tumblr) took away from that. But it's up, and so are my votes.

Woo.

Atlas Adams wrote:

Two, what was going to happen to my FMW career if I lost a fatal four way match to three nobodies?

Three nobodies hey?

I mean mate, You need to pay more attention to Ammunition pal. In case you haven't been watching FMW in recent weeks I will recap what you may have missed.

AMM 12.3: Anwyl beats Jeff Watson in a match where the rookie absolutely buries Watson

MT.V: Anwyl goes toe to toe with Chris Austin as entrant number two, Anwyl outlasts 17 other competitors. Eliminated when he takes out FMW Chairman Christian G. Smitten

AMM 13.1: Givin' a Television title opportunity against David Giedon Smith in which a slip up caused my downfall.

So their we go Mr. Adams, one of your three nobodies has stamped his name into FMW quite quickly mate.

Ashburn: Look, everyone in the four-way match is a nobody - myself included. I may be conceited but I'm not blind to reality. Your biggest achievement thus far is losing a title shot you were handed for beating Jeff Watson - a joke in both feds he "competes" in. The real stars aren't facing debuting rookies, are they?

Sorry was I talking to Ashburn. Did I mention your name anywhere through that little speech of mine, mate. I do not think I mentioned you at all. Did I say I was a somebody? Did I use the words 'I am a somebody'? I said he needs to pay more attention to the show he wrestles on but it seems like you were putting words in my mouth.

Now Ashburn, part of me doesn't care what you think, but then again you pose a good point, 'We are nobodies' and well I see this as a stepping stone, a way of pulling myself out of this hole. I may have had my chance, in what you call my 'biggest achievement' but I'm only setting myself up for bigger things. I will rise above.

But Ashburn I really cannot see Atlas and Dream as 'competitors' in this battle, we all know who the drawcards are in this fatal four-way. We all know the card should have been wrote


Mr. Ashburn, I'll see you out in the ring.

Anwyl wrote:

Sorry was I talking to Ashburn. Did I mention your name anywhere through that little speech of mine, mate. I do not think I mentioned you at all. Did I say I was a somebody? Did I use the words 'I am a somebody'? I said he needs to pay more attention to the show he wrestles on but it seems like you were putting words in my mouth.

Now Ashburn, part of me doesn't care what you think, but then again you pose a good point, 'We are nobodies' and well I see this as a stepping stone, a way of pulling myself out of this hole. I may have had my chance, in what you call my 'biggest achievement' but I'm only setting myself up for bigger things. I will rise above.

But Ashburn I really cannot see Atlas and Dream as 'competitors' in this battle, we all know who the drawcards are in this fatal four-way. We all know the card should have been wrote

Fatal Four Way
Anwyl vs Matt Asburn vs
Nick Dream vs Atlas Adams

Mr. Ashburn, I'll see you out in the ring.

Ashburn: By contesting Adams' point, you were implying you're above the status of a nobody. You're not.