FMW AMMUNITION 11.1 RESULTS!!!!

Dunn wrote:

Omega wrote:

I want Nick Bryson at 11.2, this is far from over. I want to BURY Nick Bryson's career like he BURIED my hopes of taking Skyler's belt. So Nick, I'm proposing to you this. I'm sick of you putting your fucking nose in my business. You want to run around and attack me from behind, you want to run around and attack Mark from behind, you want to destroy the Saints. You want way too much Mr. Bryson...

11.2, I want you in a buried alive match. Drew is going to be down one cousin by the time this war is over...

We should talk...

I'm listening...

Omega, slap yourself...you're talking to Dunn about burying someone. Next you'll be attending an undead orgy with Dunn and Dunn II Eastwood.

OOC: 9 months, more than 9 months and I got the highest promo score? Ze hell?

More comprehensive OOC to come later, it's just nice to be back.

IC: Hey FMW.

Daddy's home, time for you to clean your room and be a good little bye again eh?

OOC: Concider it your baby AO

Shut the mother fuck up, assclown.

Oh what sweet sweet irony.

Someone else who is very fond of the Deathmatch, someone else who is very very violent in the ring, and someone who thinks a bit like me.

You hate Skyler? I hate Skyler.

You hate Bryson? I hate Bryson.

You hate Dunnwood? I hate Dunnwood.

I tell you what Mr. Dunn, there is a certain benefit to be had to working together. You see when I came back from drug rehab about this time last year I spent my time calling out Skyler, I spent my time calling out Jack Eastwood, and instead I had Nick Bryson dig his nose into my business, I had Virus get in my business. I wrapped Virus' face around a steel chair, but Bryson just cost me a shot at Skyler Striker.

I tell you what Mr. Dunn, we have the same goals. We want the same things. There is no need that we can't do this together if only for one or two shows. I'm proposing that for one show we work together to bury a growing problem.

Let's say Seth Omega and Matt Dunn vs Nick Bryson and Dunnwood in a Buried Alive Tornado Tag Match.

So sir, if you accept I'll put in the request with Mr. Smitten to handle this big problem. Once it's done, well then we will demolish our problems and we can both move on to our future goals.

Aidan, Mark, Drew...this may be making a deal with the devil, but I have my own demons to get rid of. Nothing personal you guys, but I'm going to have to get dark to put an end to this problem.

Something I obviously missed.

A shot at Skyler and I guess Leon?

Was this a number one contender's match that I didn't know about?

You must of not gotten the memo so let me refresh your memory.

THERE ARE ZERO TAG TEAMS IN FMW!

Make sense now?

Bummer.

Well, I guess the so-called "Wayward Sons" will have to be the exception to the rule.

Also, I have to inform you that we're in the middle of the FMW games. Which means a lot of inter-brand competition.

Not unions, competition.

So you teaming with what HAS to be Distortion's new pickup to face a fellow Corruption/Distortion tandem wouldn't be the thing FMW is going for here.

What is really sad about that is the fact that was my graduation song.

OOC: What is more sad is that is IC/OOC truth.

That was Alex O'Rion's idea, not mine.

Omega wrote:

Oh what sweet sweet irony.

Someone else who is very fond of the Deathmatch, someone else who is very very violent in the ring, and someone who thinks a bit like me.

You hate Skyler? I hate Skyler.

You hate Bryson? I hate Bryson.

You hate Dunnwood? I hate Dunnwood.

I tell you what Mr. Dunn, there is a certain benefit to be had to working together. You see when I came back from drug rehab about this time last year I spent my time calling out Skyler, I spent my time calling out Jack Eastwood, and instead I had Nick Bryson dig his nose into my business, I had Virus get in my business. I wrapped Virus' face around a steel chair, but Bryson just cost me a shot at Skyler Striker.

I tell you what Mr. Dunn, we have the same goals. We want the same things. There is no need that we can't do this together if only for one or two shows. I'm proposing that for one show we work together to bury a growing problem.

Let's say Seth Omega and Matt Dunn vs Nick Bryson and Dunnwood in a Buried Alive Tornado Tag Match.

So sir, if you accept I'll put in the request with Mr. Smitten to handle this big problem. Once it's done, well then we will demolish our problems and we can both move on to our future goals.

Aidan, Mark, Drew...this may be making a deal with the devil, but I have my own demons to get rid of. Nothing personal you guys, but I'm going to have to get dark to put an end to this problem.

Apathy: You belong on Distortion. Because you over-gimmick and over-book the holy Beejesus out of every contest you bully your way into. Matteh doesn't want to team with you. You're dumb. Dumb as in a tin can filled with shit has more sustenance intellectually than you do.

Like seriously. Can't you just fight a NORMAL match? Like one compadre versus another?

RCA wrote:

That was Alex O'Rion's idea, not mine.

You loved it, you know it.

Omega wrote:

You must of not gotten the memo so let me refresh your memory.

THERE ARE ZERO TAG TEAMS IN FMW!

Make sense now?

Already?

Are you serious?

You people are trying to bury and disrespect us already?

Go a head and think that, you'll painfully learn you're wrong.

Not only are the Comeback Kids here in FMW...

We've been here the whole time.

No offense Bubbles.

But I'm better than you.

Austin is better than you.

The Wayward Sons are and always will be greater than the Comeback Kids.

Sorry bye, but that's just the cold hard facts.

iDeAndes wrote:

Apathy: You belong on Distortion. Because you over-gimmick and over-book the holy Beejesus out of every contest you bully your way into. Matteh doesn't want to team with you. You're dumb. Dumb as in a tin can filled with shit has more sustenance intellectually than you do.

Like seriously. Can't you just fight a NORMAL match? Like one compadre versus another?

One on one matches bore me. What's the fucking point if I'm not getting to tear someone to shreads with something?

Oh wooh hooh let's watch these two go one on one and try to pin each other.

Yeah, that's what everyone else is doing. One on one wrestling. I'm Seth Omega, and I believe in kicking asses and breaking a lot of shit to do it.

Why do you care?

Omega wrote:

I'm Seth Omega, and I believe in kicking asses and breaking a lot of shit to do it.

Like your hand?

Sorry, sorry, but you set that up to nicely to waste bye.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Omega wrote:

I'm Seth Omega, and I believe in kicking asses and breaking a lot of shit to do it.

Like your hand?

Sorry, sorry, but you set that up to nicely to waste bye.

LOL. Good stuff, that.

X: Looks like...the Terror is back for round 2.

St. Michael Dreamkiller: Yes and this time...

X: ..I will run this ship of miscreants. Isn't that right, Lady?

The mysterious woman cloaked in black nods in the affirmative while staring at her feet. Dreamkiller just stares blankly at the camera with an uncomfortable smile across his face.

X: My road to acceptance, dominance and World Heavyweight Championship gold was clouded by a sick and twisted agenda that I wanted nothing to do with. But now, the focus is clear...

...I am your conductor; anyone that isn't on board with MY goals can be forcibly thrown off this train. Anyone in my way will be a bug on my windshield.

Ammunition may be a new playground but my rules are still enforced. Wrestling purists be warned: I may prefer to maim and dismember but I climax listening to others scream in pain. Mmmm...orgassssmic.

OOC: LOL. I didn't even know I was being brought back now. Thanks, Jaro.

X wrote:

X: Looks like...the Terror is back for round 2.

St. Michael Dreamkiller: Yes and this time...

X: ..I will run this ship of miscreants. Isn't that right, Lady?

The mysterious woman cloaked in black nods in the affirmative while staring at her feet. Dreamkiller just stares blankly at the camera with an uncomfortable smile across his face.

X: My road to acceptance, dominance and World Heavyweight Championship gold was clouded by a sick and twisted agenda that I wanted nothing to do with. But now, the focus is clear...

...I am your conductor; anyone that isn't on board with MY goals can be forcibly thrown off this train. Anyone in my way will be a bug on my windshield.

Ammunition may be a new playground but my rules are still enforced. Wrestling purists be warned: I may prefer to maim and dismember but I climax listening to others scream in pain. Mmmm...orgassssmic.

So, not only did you learn to talk, you've mastered hooked on phonics and have a handy thesaurus?

Lame bye, lame.

Or...did I already know how to string sentences together?

A mystery.

Unless you were drugged or retarded, no, not really a mystery.

But I'll give you credit, the intrigue for your come backs pretty entertaining thus far. I really enjoy Dreamkiller The Bitch, keep up the good work bye.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Omega wrote:

I'm Seth Omega, and I believe in kicking asses and breaking a lot of shit to do it.

Like your hand?

Sorry, sorry, but you set that up to nicely to waste bye.

I broke Seth's hand, it was not a self-inflicted wound.

He also didn't get in much ass kicking either.

I was trying to make a joke.

Stop being a damned robot.

Domo Arigato.

I'm not really surprised that my threat has gone unanswered, but it does make me feel bad for what's his name and my hands.

I feel bad for what's his name, because when I'm done with him, he'll need more plastic surgery then Joan Rivers has ever had.

I feel bad for my hands, because after the brutal beating, both of my hands will probably be broken because of what's his name's face.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

He also didn't get in much ass kicking either.

I was trying to make a joke.

Stop being a damned robot.

That's because you were mostly in the ring with Marky...

I was in the ring with Christobelle.

...which was exactly what I wanted and will probably want again in the near future.

You love calling me a stupid ass girl's name.

You refuse to learn even though it is clear that when I put hands on you, I break your shit.


How much closer do I have to bring you to a complete vegetative state?