Corruption and Anarchy 15.2 RESULTS!

King: Ha. You think the Reaper's a dude.

Dunn: Sure you are.

Damien wrote:

King: Ha. You think the Reaper's a dude.

Dunn: Sure you are.

No, I actually am. Sam owns a saloon down that neck of the woods now, it tends to be filled with Cancer fans.

Damien wrote:

King: Ha. You think the Reaper's a dude.

King: Well, actually I think it's something far beyond my comprehension. However, in classic mythology the avatar of Death is more often depicted as male, or at least exhibiting tendencies more closely tied with men than with women. Well, at least until the recent obsession with 'hipster' writing,wherein the established settings of story-telling are fiddled with in ways that make the author think they're being original, when really they're just making up for a lack of story-telling ability with wrecking the established order. By the way, I have a minor in English, nice to meet you.

It's called a scythe, you insufferable bimbo. The Grim Reaper carries a goddamn scythe, and seeing as most interpretations depict it as a skeleton wearing a cloak, gender is kind of a moot point.

Smoochy: Ribbet.

So, what's your name gonna be now?

Jonathon King wrote:

Damien wrote:

King: Ha. You think the Reaper's a dude.

King: Well, actually I think it's something far beyond my comprehension. However, in classic mythology the avatar of Death is more often depicted as male, or at least exhibiting tendencies more closely tied with men than with women. Well, at least until the recent obsession with 'hipster' writing,wherein the established settings of story-telling are fiddled with in ways that make the author think they're being original, when really they're just making up for a lack of story-telling ability with wrecking the established order. By the way, I have a minor in English, nice to meet you.

Uh, yeah. Wasn't talkin' about that. Talkin' from havin' met her. Though, i suppose dearh looks different to everyone's eyes and stop fuckin' lookin' at me like that.

...Backing away now, verry slowly. Don't pay attention to me, just calling my friend at the local nuthouse, he can get a nice white coat for you on the cheap.

Actually, I think we have a room filled with all of the crazy shit that the previous owner of the Asylum left behind.

Tag team straight jacket match? =D

OOC: Damien'd set it on fire. He has a problem with anything that reminds him of his days in a psych ward.

OOC: Jack Eastwood locked in a flaming straightjacket? That works.

cYnical wrote:

Smoochy: Ribbet.

Bryson... I think this amphibian assassin could be one of Your New Gods. Now I know he's not like us, but is there ANYONE - other than our YNG brethren - who have the athleticism and ability of Smoochy the goddamn Frog?

Ashburn wrote:

cYnical wrote:

Smoochy: Ribbet.

Bryson... I think this amphibian assassin could be one of Your New Gods. Now I know he's not like us, but is there ANYONE - other than our YNG brethren - who have the athleticism and ability of Smoochy the goddamn Frog?

Bryson: Alas, Matt, I hate to inform you that we can, unfortunately, not include this ruffian. I mean, did you see the way he behaved on national television!? His behavior on this show was simply not acceptable of a member of a group so highly revered as YNG.

the nick bryson wrote:

Bryson: Alas, Matt, I hate to inform you that we can, unfortunately, not include this ruffian. I mean, did you see the way he behaved on national television!? His behavior on this show was simply not acceptable of a member of a group so highly revered as YNG.

You're right, but I'm not giving up on Smoochy. He can be domesticated!

See, he doesn't even understand English properly; he thinks terms like "silly" and "miscreant" are good things.

King: Actually, I think he just agrees with the rest of the world.

Jonathon King wrote:

King: Actually, I think he just agrees with the rest of the world.

Do you want me to take your little trinket and make you bite the curb?

cYnical wrote:

Sharpedo King wrote:

The former SoSB returns with his white board, and starts writing a new message, since the Linguist was tanked while celebrating the Deep Sea Sensation's victory. He turns it over.

Smoochy Da Frog, you earned this Deep Sea Champion's respect.
All prudes can shut up. Quit being whiny little brats.
And show that amphibian the respect he deserves!

Smoochy Da Frog approves of this message.

King pulls a sign over and holds it up to the camera.

I Like Signs.

David GS wrote:

It's called a scythe, you insufferable bimbo. The Grim Reaper carries a goddamn scythe, and seeing as most interpretations depict it as a skeleton wearing a cloak, gender is kind of a moot point.

OOC: LOLL!!!

Sage: Whatevs. The Grim Reaper is still a purple-wearing fairy.

Santana: Meanwhile, King, if Sage has to go up against the big bad STORMMASTER, I would feel a lot safer for the both of us if you would come along as well...

Narrator: LPW's Paul Brooks walks into the FMW locker room to visit his good friend the luchador formerly known as Son of Shark Boy. As he walks through, he bumps into FMW's Paul Brooks.

FMW Brooks: Shit sorry bout that dude, the name's Paul.

LPW Brooks: Whoa Paul, my name's Paul!

FMW Brooks: Where ya from dude? Welcome to FMW, you gonna be wrestling here?

LPW Brooks: Naw, I wrestle over at LPW. Just came over to congratulate SoSB.

FMW Brooks: Cool, cool. You win any titles over there?

LPW Brooks: Not yet but you could be hearing: And new LPW Television champion Paul Brooks!!!

FMW Brooks: ........yea this shit just got creepy. My name's Paul Brooks.....I should go.

Smoochy Da Frog: Ribbit.

Narrator: Both Brooks' look at each other, back down at the frog and slowly back away from each other. LPW Brooks finally makes his way into SoSB's locker room.

LPW Brooks: Hey SoSB! Congrats!!

Luchador formerly known as Son of SharkBoy: Not gonna be calling myself that anymore bro but thanks for the visit!

LPW Brooks: No problem dude. On the way here I saw a talking frog.....what's up with that?

Narrator: The scene fades out as Brooks slowly wakes up.

LPW Brooks: Fuck I shouldn't have eaten Trey's shrooms.

Bunny Boiler wrote:

Santana: Meanwhile, King, if Sage has to go up against the big bad STORMMASTER, I would feel a lot safer for the both of us if you would come along as well...

King: I'd be happy to.

Next person to use a sign gets a shit on their face.

Vendetta wrote:

gets a shit on their face.

Just the one, a man has to conserve the feces he throws these days, what with the recession and all.