Death Row 4 RESULTS

The Celt wrote:

It's reputed that in 1961 General Douglas MacArthur told President John F. Kennedy: "Never fight a land war in Asia". Well, someone in 2011 should have told Nick Bryson "Never go to war with the Celt in FMW"; I've a nasty habit of either winning long, drawn out grudging engagements, or leaving my enemies with Pyrrhic victories.

It's been foreplay up til now YNG; just wait til you see what I've got in store for ye yet.

Foreplay indeed. I await your worst with bated breath.

"Cowards die a thousand deaths. The valiant taste of death but once"

That's from fiction, but it's going to feel very real to you GS.

Silly Celt. Your New Gods are immortal.

Not after I get done with 'em.

OOC: Make up your mind.

OOC: Lolol.

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Oh RCA...

I apologize if my condition inconveniences you.

#GuiltandShame

OOC: I've no idea what your condition is (and I hope you get well asap), but I don't like to be teased.

I'd rather you stay but don't be flip-flopping. I want my damn rematch among other things.

OOC:

I'm down for a rematch.

And my condition is ulcerative colitis along with something else stupid the doctors haven't figured out yet. I'm feeling better so I will be sticking around for a while this time.

OOC: After some reading I've found that UC has periods of activity and periods of well, nothing.

Hopefully the nothing period is longer lasting.

It's an every other week thing right now, just not as bad as before.

Abel Steele wrote:

Drew Michaels wrote:

Sitting at home in his recliner, estranged FMW superstar Drew Michaels finishes watching Death Row 4. Nodding slowly at the developments unfolding before him, Drew can only laugh at the shot of Hannibal Frost, beaten down and struggling to breath after a gang-style attack by a group of vicious heels.

Michaels: Fucking karma.

Drew continues to laugh at the fallen villain as he clicks off the TV and goes about his currently wrestling-free life.

Do us all a favour and make your "currently wrestling free life" permanent. Last time I checked no one around here was missing a burnt out old hack. Just ask Doc.....

You know, every fucking name you call me just buries yourself in shit, dumbass, you're the gutless rat-bastard who couldn't finish this tired, burnt out old hack off without resorting to cat-clawing me in the eye like a drug-addled debutante.

You wear your genitalia on the inside, you transparently fraudulent coward.

Easty wrote:

David GS wrote:

Silly Celt. Your New Gods are immortal.

List of immortals in FMW:

• Ethan Black (on a technicality)
  
• Drew Michaels (former)
  
• Jack Eastwood

Not seeing any of your names there, David.

Give it time, Jackie-Boy. Give it time.

Good one.

Easty wrote:

No, really. How else are you going to find out your immortality, or lack thereof?

Bryson: Clearly we don't get our asses handed to us on a repeated basis. We're not well versed in getting demolished, unlike yourself. Its obvious you think you're immortal, because you spend a lot of time getting beaten up.

You know, now that we're all countrymen here, you really shouldn't be trying to gun for us. We need to show unity and all.

To offer my own thoughts.

As Bryson alluded to, immortals shouldn't lose period, let alone tap out like you did. Believe me, there's not as much shame in it as you think, then again I've consistently shown the ability to defeat the person who made me submit, and I've made him submit before. What about you?


But in David's defense, the only person that has consistently been able to beat him, is me. Based on my logic that immortals shouldn't lose, since they're competing against mere mortals... David GS is virtually "immortal" against just about everyone else not named Chris Austin.

In closing, if you face him, chances are he's immortal. If I face him, he's just like me, but just not as good.

That's going to change. Sooner than you think, too.

David GS wrote:

That's going to change. Sooner than you think, too.

I'll always be able to beat you. Nothing can change that.

The only thing you can change is how often I beat you. Good luck with that endeavor.

the nick bryson wrote:

Easty wrote:

No, really. How else are you going to find out your immortality, or lack thereof?

Bryson: Clearly we don't get our asses handed to us on a repeated basis. We're not well versed in getting demolished, unlike yourself. Its obvious you think you're immortal, because you spend a lot of time getting beaten up.

You know, now that we're all countrymen here, you really shouldn't be trying to gun for us. We need to show unity and all.

I've said it before Nick, I'll say it again. I made you famous.

You don't think I'm immortal? I've literally taken bullets, had my throat ripped out, fallen off buildings, been stabbed, electrocuted and despite all that, I'm still alive.

And you? My countryman? Bollocks to that, Nick. You're no more English than David Beckham is American.

RCA wrote:

To offer my own thoughts.

As Bryson alluded to, immortals shouldn't lose period, let alone tap out like you did. Believe me, there's not as much shame in it as you think, then again I've consistently shown the ability to defeat the person who made me submit, and I've made him submit before. What about you?

Typical Chris, you've had your head stuck up your own arse for the past cycle. I will say this now, finally and utterly.

I did not tap; the referee made a judgment error.

Confirmed by Pisswater himself, thankyouverymuch. As far as losses go, well I'm... immortal. Not invincible.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Immortality

Type IV meets Type VI.

Ok, sure. You didn't tap.

One thing wrong with that. You did.


OOC: God you people are idiotically picky. And this is coming from me.

RCA wrote:

David GS wrote:

That's going to change. Sooner than you think, too.

I'll always be able to beat you. Nothing can change that.

The only thing you can change is how often I beat you. Good luck with that endeavor.

That's kind of what I meant. My bad for being vague, I guess.

Easty wrote:

I've said it before Nick, I'll say it again. I made you famous.

You don't think I'm immortal? I've literally taken bullets, had my throat ripped out, fallen off buildings, been stabbed, electrocuted and despite all that, I'm still alive.

And you? My countryman? Bollocks to that, Nick. You're no more English than David Beckham is American.

Bryson: Yes, countryman. As you can clearly see, and see over again on the many streaming media websites, I am a resident of this beloved country. I also am knighted by her majesty.

On the more absurd note in your comments, you're not the first person to claim to 'make me famous'. You must be right though. It wasn't my Ultraviolent title win. It wasn't my amazing Full Metal Championship victory. It wasn't my lucritive movie deals or being the face of the federation. No. The one thing anyone remembers about me is that the leader of the prestigeous Pack made me famous. Obviously, history must be rewritten.

You know that old saying 'Be content with being called a fool lest you open your mouth and prove to be one'? You should probably adhere to it.

John Derrick wrote:

You know, every fucking name you call me just buries yourself in shit, dumbass, you're the gutless rat-bastard who couldn't finish this tired, burnt out old hack off without resorting to cat-clawing me in the eye like a drug-addled debutante.

You wear your genitalia on the inside, you transparently fraudulent coward.

Move on Doc.

I've beaten you more than enough times now. Move along and enjoy the sad, pitiful finale to your career as a curtain jerker, jobbing for the new talent management want to get over by having them embarrass a "legend".

I'm sorry ... was that an admission to management being responsible for you beating Doc?

No.

And yes you should be.

What a weak attempt at witticism that was, you must be very proud.

Not really no.

Something about entering a battle of wits with an unarmed man comes to mind.....