Death Row 4 Trash Talk Thread

OOC: Is the Triple Threat one fall to a finish or Three-Way Dance style (Elimination)?

ooc: one fall prollys

Good morning, class. I would lecture but frankly, I think I'll offer something a bit more accurate as to what Death Row holds... Ready? Ok, give me a beat.

Rapping isn't exactly my forte but eh, I'm rather bored and as shitty as it may be, well I've heard worse.

This might sound farfetched, or even Farfetch'd, but here goes.

I understand the irony of me stating this comment, but I have nothing to say that would change anything in regards to this match.

It's a pity too, with my intellectual capacity, I thought I might have been able to come up with something. Alas, it should not be.

So now you have nothing?

Really?

This is a shame.

I'll have something to say, just you wait and see. After all, I always get the last laugh. Unlike some men who prefer to be far too dramatic with their chuckles, I prefer to just state my business, and make it happen. My work is not a theatrical masterpiece, nor a masterclass on technique.

It's simply this.

Faultless.

He has come early this Christmas! I'm so excited, I can't even contain myself!

Saying it again. Shark, Storm, good luck, you guys deserve this shot.

I can't wait for my match. That TV title shot is as good as mine!

OOC: I've got a decent promo started. I figure I'm going to make PBM a sort of naff superhero.

The Dude wrote:

I can't wait for my match. That TV title shot is as good as mine!

OOC: I've got a decent promo started. I figure I'm going to make PBM a sort of naff superhero.

OOC: In other news, we should totally make Kermit the Frog with a paper bag over his face your new character pic base.

Tromboner Man wrote:

I'll have something to say, just you wait and see. After all, I always get the last laugh. Unlike some men who prefer to be far too dramatic with their chuckles, I prefer to just state my business, and make it happen. My work is not a theatrical masterpiece, nor a masterclass on technique.

It's simply this.

Faultless.

Your work at Ammunition 14.3 was quite shoddy. I expect a better effort.

This way, when I defeat you and Harlequin, no one will be confused as to why it happened.

Bryson: Lets clear the air a little bit here. I understand the SoA clowns seemed to think it was entertaining to force Deveraux's hand and make him put the stipulation up there but I am not an imbicile. You see, SoA, I know that you're like Hannibal, when things get tough you get crying. You obviously were feeling the pressure and you crumbled. Next time man up and admit it. I'm going to be so elated to see the looks on your faces when you are no longer allowed to use your numbers game against me.

I've already got camera men ready to take pictures even. Its going to go up in my luxurious home.

God, you're backwards.

You can probably guess that all he heard was you calling him "God".

Which he isn't but, he is Full Metal Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. For now, anyway.

RCA wrote:

You can probably guess that all he heard was you calling him "God".

Which he isn't but, he is Full Metal Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. For now, anyway.

Bryson: Uh-oh. Someone's got a frowny face.

Yes, I am amazing. Chris don't be jealous. You may get your shot one day...yeah.

David, tell your buddies to be prepared. Theres a whole new world of pain about to approach them. Me and my YNG teammates are giving them all tickets to Ouch Town. First class, because I'm not that cheap. Tell them their tickets are for last Tuesday. Don't worry about the whole time travel thing, we'll knock'em back there.

the nick bryson wrote:

RCA wrote:

You can probably guess that all he heard was you calling him "God".

Which he isn't but, he is Full Metal Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. For now, anyway.

Bryson: Uh-oh. Someone's got a frowny face.

Yes, I am amazing. Chris don't be jealous. You may get your shot one day...yeah.

I have nothing to be envious of besides you being able to hold the golden strap that you haphazardly wear around your waist, hold in your hand or carry on your shoulder.

And no, not may. It will happen. Regardless of whether you duck me like your cousin has, or you actually face the music. If you leave Death Row 4 as FMW Champion, I will corner you, face you and proceed to remove that title from your possession.

However, if you are unsuccessful in your War Games match then, you no longer have me to worry about.

RCA wrote:

I have nothing to be envious of besides you being able to hold the golden strap that you haphazardly wear around your waist, hold in your hand or carry on your shoulder.

And no, not may. It will happen. Regardless of whether you duck me like your cousin has, or you actually face the music. If you leave Death Row 4 as FMW Champion, I will corner you, face you and proceed to remove that title from your possession.

However, if you are unsuccessful in your War Games match then, you no longer have me to worry about.

Bryson: So you have nothing to be envious of me except the things you are envious of. Got it.

Listen, Chris, we've always had a mutual respect for one anothers work and dont get me wrong, I like what you've done in the past and all, but lets look here. My real target that I've got to storm through here is the Sons of Asstrition. Maybe after then we can talk, though it seems you've got some other business to handle.

The Dude wrote:

I can't wait for my match. That TV title shot is as good as mine!

King: No, no, it really isn't. This is my golden chance, you see, this match doesn't have a "company man" in it, so I don't have to worry. The company might not like me, and they might not want me to win, but they have no one to back, so they'll back off. They'll save their treachery and lies for my title match, mark my words. This is the day the King moves one step closer to his crown.

I stand like a man
I move like a legend
I talk, but with action
That's how I'll be remembered
The greats learned that humility is a weapon
And I sever ties with the part of me thats too big to learn a lesson
I sits in silence
To fight the mind and try to find the present
Because we only get a couple chances to be epic
And to call out, I am the King!
I am the Future!

Anwyl wrote:

And to call out, I am the King!

King: .....

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

And to call out, I am the King!

King: .....

Anwyl: Until you do something remotely decent in this company, stay silent!

Anwyl wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

And to call out, I am the King!

King: .....

Anwyl: Until you do something remotely decent in this company, stay silent!

King: I don't believe I said anything. However, since you decided to bring me into the conversation, I have a minor suggestion for you. Learn your place, bitch, before someone decides to teach it to you.

You have several victories to your name, I'll admit, but not once have you beaten an opponent who actually belongs here. Your victories come over men who are obviously in no condition to be wrestling, who left any semblance of effort at the door, and any time you face someone who actually puts forth effort, you lose. A remarkable track record that. I might not have won a match yet, but at least I know that when I do, I'll defeat real competitors, not hacks like O'Rion.

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

And to call out, I am the King!

King: .....

Anwyl: Until you do something remotely decent in this company, stay silent!

King: I don't believe I said anything. However, since you decided to bring me into the conversation, I have a minor suggestion for you. Learn your place, bitch, before someone decides to teach it to you.

You have several victories to your name, I'll admit, but not once have you beaten an opponent who actually belongs here. Your victories come over men who are obviously in no condition to be wrestling, who left any semblance of effort at the door, and any time you face someone who actually puts forth effort, you lose. A remarkable track record that. I might not have won a match yet, but at least I know that when I do, I'll defeat real competitors, not hacks like O'Rion.

Anwyl: I agree, Alex O'Rion is a hack, past his prime. Do you think I want to entertain that old man? Of course not. I want that C-4 Championship, something you are not even close to touching. Have I had my chance to go toe to toe with someone of decent skill? NO! NO I HAVEN'T! I keep being thrown into triple threat matches. One loss, one loss to David GS in a singles match.

I don't need to be Matt Dunn's lackey to get somewhere in this company

Sit the fuck down boy, I am the KING OF THE ROOKIES! THE FUTURE OF THE COMPANY!

Anwyl wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

And to call out, I am the King!

King: .....

Anwyl: Until you do something remotely decent in this company, stay silent!

King: I don't believe I said anything. However, since you decided to bring me into the conversation, I have a minor suggestion for you. Learn your place, bitch, before someone decides to teach it to you.

You have several victories to your name, I'll admit, but not once have you beaten an opponent who actually belongs here. Your victories come over men who are obviously in no condition to be wrestling, who left any semblance of effort at the door, and any time you face someone who actually puts forth effort, you lose. A remarkable track record that. I might not have won a match yet, but at least I know that when I do, I'll defeat real competitors, not hacks like O'Rion.

Anwyl: I agree, Alex O'Rion is a hack, past his prime. Do you think I want to entertain that old man? Of course not. I want that C-4 Championship, something you are not even close to touching. Have I had my chance to go toe to toe with someone of decent skill? NO! NO I HAVEN'T! I keep being thrown into triple threat matches. One loss, one loss to David GS in a singles match.

I don't need to be Matt Dunn's lackey to get somewhere in this company

Sit the fuck down boy, I am the KING OF THE ROOKIES! THE FUTURE OF THE COMPANY!

King: No, you aren't. You're an asshole with an ego even more inflated than my own. You laud your victories as proof of your talents, but in your next breath decry them as worthless! Your head is shoved so far up your own ass that you make me look humble. Also:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl:I don't need to be Matt Dunn's lackey to get somewhere in this company

King: You implication that I'm a lackey is insulting in and of itself, but at least have the deceny to accuse me of being Leviticus' lackey, or Crusoe's. I am no ones lackey, but when you see your friends in danger, would you not jump into the fire to save them?

What is with you people and the word "King"?

After all, I distinctly recall winning the Hayabusa Cup and with it the title of "King of FMW". You don't see me flaunting it all about, do you?

Real Kings have a sense of class, dignity. With a hint of arrogance when needed. Understand, gentlemen?

RCA wrote:

What is with you people and the word "King"?

After all, I distinctly recall winning the Hayabusa Cup and with it the title of "King of FMW". You don't see me flaunting it all about, do you?

Real Kings have a sense of class, dignity. With a hint of arrogance when needed. Understand, gentlemen?

Anwyl: I am the King of the Rookies. You know, best of the best in the class of 2011. Wait til I get given my Rookie of the Year trophy. It will look nice on my mantle piece, along with the C-4 Championship and Alex O'Rion's dignity and respect.