Ultimatum III Trash Talking thread

Oh, hey, Slegnadamus.

What's up.

My knee has healed and I'm medically cleared to wrestle. Which means that I'm going to shatter Leviticus' kneecap into a few hundred painful little shards. You're welcome to join us, Nicholas.

Whatever y'all do, leave Quint and Manny to me and Seth. I really don't care who gets the belts. Me. Sleg. Gray. Doesn't matter.

So long as I finally put the clown to rest, the championship doesn't really matter.

I feel the same way. The belts are nice, but revenge is sweeter. By the way, good to have you back, bruh.

We'll see for how long before they either fire my ass or I go on a bender.

Slegna wrote:

My knee has healed and I'm medically cleared to wrestle. Which means that I'm going to shatter Leviticus' kneecap into a few hundred painful little shards. You're welcome to join us, Nicholas.

I can hear Damien's hateboner from here.

But given that I personally subscribe to the "eye for an eye" philosophy, yeah, I'll help you out with your revenge if you end up needing it.

Once that's done though, I plan on pinning you. Just so you know. This is something I want to win.

Actually, I wouldn't mind kickin' the shit out of that bastard Leviticus myself. Plus, if it wasn't for you, Sleg, I never would've come back to FMW. You don't even gotta ask for my help. I'm there.

This might officially be the biggest team gang banging of four dudes in wrestling history.

#Pause.

iDeAndes wrote:

Whatever y'all do, leave Quint and Manny to me and Seth. I really don't care who gets the belts. Me. Sleg. Gray. Doesn't matter.

So long as I finally put the clown to rest, the championship doesn't really matter.

The championships never matter, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to laying into Gray after he cost me that match against Danse Macabre...

As far as everyone else goes...it's just another day at the office.

Sucks for Gray then too. Sorry, bruh. Solidarity 'n all that.

Omega wrote:

looking forward to laying into Gray after he cost me that match against Danse Macabre...

Again, eye for an eye, I won't argue with you wanting to do that. Kind of surprised the rest of the Saints don't want to do the same, actually. I guess they decided losing to Chris Kelson was punishment enough.

What about the part where I powerbombed Nick through a table after the match? That was punishment.

You know PAGE, if we win those tag belts all those rumors of you being a flake go out the window. Maybe you'd even live up to your full potential, wasn't it you who was once dubbed as the future of FMW?

Let's do this...

"I want to beat you up."
"Well, eye for an eye, I understand why, but I want to beat you up."
"I guess that makes sense. Remember when I beat you up?"
"Yeah, that's why I want to beat you up."
"Well, I just want you to know, if you try to beat me up, I will beat you up."

You all contribute so much to the art of trash mouthing.

I've got no match

Oh GSW, Levi....

You couldn't have thought Sleg would be gone forever... Could you?

He's back, after all, he is A Comeback Kid.

...

And Harley, Mass... You seem to have enemies of your own... I'll do you a solid and take those belts from you, take a bit of the heat off, k?

OOC: Bryson... I'm the defending champion against Leon. Fix that please?

Card looks really solid. I know that Abel/Austin had to be scrapped due to NHB, as did Harlequin/Celt, but I'm liking what was put together in its place.

Jonathon: God damn Levi, is there anyone in this match that likes you? Admittedly, most of them hate each other too, but still.... Eh, either way, this one should be fun.

Anyone here ever dissected a frog before?

What about one that goes about 6'5 and weighs in the range of 240 pounds?

Hmmm... well this should be quite the experience.


That is all I have to say.

And you'll use Occam's Razor to do it, right?

HAH. I'm so punny. Seriously though, this sucks - I end up in the loser's bracket and STILL have to face RCA. Fucking bogus, man.

Celt vs Eastwood: Round 3

Dangerous things happen in threes.

I should know.

The Celt wrote:

Celt vs Eastwood: Round 3

Dangerous things happen in threes.

I should know.

#pause

David GS wrote:

And you'll use Occam's Razor to do it, right?

HAH. I'm so punny. Seriously though, this sucks - I end up in the loser's bracket and STILL have to face RCA. Fucking bogus, man.

No.

Actually I have half a mind to use an actual scalpel.

Or better yet, a Spear.

Please don't use a scalpel.

This slap fight is depressing, David. Get pissed. Call Austin a faggot.

I do all the time.

Yeah, well your name's RAMPAGE!, stylized in all caps with an exclamation point at the end. Kinda makes sense that you'd do that. But I'm not you, nor do I want to be in any respect. So if you don't mind, I think I'm going to avoid getting into a verbal war with a man far smarter and more articulate than myself instead of wasting time and breath making points that are neither relevant nor important.

David GS wrote:

Yeah, well your name's RAMPAGE!, stylized in all caps with an exclamation point at the end. Kinda makes sense that you'd do that. But I'm not you, nor do I want to be in any respect. So if you don't mind, I think I'm going to avoid getting into a verbal war with a man far smarter and more articulate than myself instead of wasting time and breath making points that are neither relevant nor important.

OOC: I don't know why, but this may be one of the best things I've read around here in quite a bit.

OOC: Thank ya kindly, sir