FMW DISTORTION 11.1 RESULTS!!!

Skyler Striker wrote:

OOC: This is just a passing comment, but shouldn't this whole 'rematch clause' thing be addressed? We have FAR too many people who can claim 'I deserve a rematch', when in reality we know 90% of these people aren't going to get them. In an IC sense it's a good device, but I just don't want to see it get out of hand and we end up having half the fed with 'rematch clauses'.

OOC: I still want my rematch for the Television Tag Team Titles, dammit.

I've beaten 4 former championships, 1 former number one contender and the current number 1 contender, whens my title shot?

John Derrick wrote:

I had a promo score of 9.26 and one higher than that, I think.

OOC: The record you set was a 9.24.

TyranT got within shouting distance with a 9.19.

Cactus Sam wrote:

I've beaten 4 former championships, 1 former number one contender and the current number 1 contender, whens my title shot?

I've beaten all the former FMW champions but one, and pretty much everyone I've ever faced at least once with two glaring exceptions that actually matter, almost all of them being a whose who of contenders for assorted belts.

Quit bitching.

RCA wrote:

John Derrick wrote:

I had a promo score of 9.26 and one higher than that, I think.

OOC: The record you set was a 9.24.

TyranT got within shouting distance with a 9.19.

Thanks, I haven't seen much in the way of archives for a while.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Cactus Sam wrote:

I've beaten 4 former championships, 1 former number one contender and the current number 1 contender, whens my title shot?

I've beaten all the former FMW champions but one, and pretty much everyone I've ever faced at least once with two glaring exceptions that actually matter, almost all of them being a whose who of contenders for assorted belts.

Quit bitching.

In fact you were one of them actually. You got your shot, you won, you lost, wah wah.

And if you think this was anything more than me subtley telling all the rematch clausers and shit to shut up then obviously i gotto throw my new subtlety tactic out the window. Thanks a fucking lot $200 dollar an hour shrink.

RCA wrote:

John Derrick wrote:

I had a promo score of 9.26 and one higher than that, I think.

OOC: The record you set was a 9.24.

TyranT got within shouting distance with a 9.19.

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guys.... who gives flying shit. If any of you are are here for the titles/accolades then give the fuck up now it really doesn't matter,

I will personally provide the prize for any trophy you guys can find where people give less of a fuck than i do.........

I have fun .......you have fun.... any one else who wants to come down and count will find out that nothing else really matters either.....

Cactus Sam wrote:

I've beaten 4 former championships, 1 former number one contender and the current number 1 contender, whens my title shot?

I never lost my Gold Card... let's roll......

Abel Steele wrote:

RCA wrote:

John Derrick wrote:

I had a promo score of 9.26 and one higher than that, I think.

OOC: The record you set was a 9.24.

TyranT got within shouting distance with a 9.19.

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guys.... who gives flying shit. If any of you are are here for the titles/accolades then give the fuck up now it really doesn't matter,

I will personally provide the prize for any trophy you guys can find where people give less of a fuck than i do.........

I have fun .......you have fun.... any one else who wants to come down and count will find out that nothing else really matters either.....

Hey, taking pride in something you do is never a mistake. I never saw the point in false modesty, I'm good at this, that's why it is fun. Putting out something I wrote and being acknowledged for it, that why I do this.

OOC: False modesty, no. But legitimate modesty is always nice. Can we bring this back to TT instead of who deserves what because of whose dick is bigger. Gettin' a lil cramped, this thread is.

OOC: Also. Stop with the double-posting. Edit function is your friend.

Isn't there a bunch of tournaments and battle royals and other shit that you guys do here to determine number 1 contenders? If so, then any and all people who are truly pissed and bitching about not getting their shots should just go ahead and win one of these things you guarantee yourselves a title shot. It's that fucking simple.

I'm sorry, but I hear enough whining and bitching at work, I don't want to come on here and hear more bitching about something that's supposed to be fun...

Uh yeah, i was replying IC, and TTing, not sure if Alex O was doing it OOC, but yeh i don't even fed here anymore but i was bored so sue me.

OOC: No one's really bitching. Most of this is IC.

BartonG wrote:

Isn't there a bunch of tournaments and battle royals and other shit that you guys do here to determine number 1 contenders? If so, then any and all people who are truly pissed and bitching about not getting their shots should just go ahead and win one of these things you guarantee yourselves a title shot. It's that fucking simple.

I'm sorry, but I hear enough whining and bitching at work, I don't want to come on here and hear more bitching about something that's supposed to be fun...

OOC: Mine was completely IC.

IC: I've done that, three or four fucking times already.

So fuck off.

Why call Smitten, exactly?

You know damn well he doesn't like you. But if you do reach him, and he decides to talk, see if he can get in touch with the production crew of Corruption.

I need footage to scout, even if it's about 60 percent talentless hacks who barely have enough coordination to properly swing a weapon let alone actually wrestle.

IC: Let me be a bit more clear on the subject. You lost the title and want a rematch? Cool. Earn one like everyone else you bunch of crying-assed, sissified morons. Nobody just hands you something because you THINK you deserve it. If you didn't get a rematch, it's because somebody thought you didn't deserve it, they don't like you, or otherwise think you don't need the belt.

If you really want your belt back, get in line and fight for it...

OOC: Sometimes I can't determine what's whining IC and OOC sometimes. And I do deal with a bunch of whining bitches all day long. If you don't know what I do for a living, look at my occupation on my profile and you'll see I don't have an easy job at all. Working a combat MOS will really grind on your nerves and patience.

OOC: Because I really, really do not like being accused of whining for portraying a character let me break this down simply. In this thread or any thread in the shows/payperview areas this is considered in character unless an OOC tag is placed before it. Use this rule, and if someone doesn't use the tag they are at fault and not you.

IC: I've earned mine time and time again, Hayabusa Cup, Mount Vesuvius Torch, etc etc. So you know what, no, if title shots are being handed out like candy I damned well deserve my'n bye. Because I've paid my dues as much as any other bye in this place, so excuse me for pointing out a bit of the favoritism for shits and giggles.

But if you're so hell bent on me earning a shot, yet again, I'll do what I always do. Leave a trail of bodies and wins in my wake till I get it, tis a gift I have I suppose.

BartonG wrote:

OOC: Sometimes I can't determine what's whining IC and OOC sometimes. And I do deal with a bunch of whining bitches all day long. If you don't know what I do for a living, look at my occupation on my profile and you'll see I don't have an easy job at all. Working a combat MOS will really grind on your nerves and patience.

OOC: Jimmy, Soldier or not, calling people a bunch of whiny bitches OOC in a tread clearly marked Trash Talking is just going to piss people off. Now I know you were here before so you should be wise to our setup, so come man and get it together.

Alex O...where's my pie?

I had my chow planned out, burger, fries and a nice slice of apple pie...the pie's gone.


Where is it? While you leave bodies in your wake, go get drunk or whatever...find my pie.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

OOC: Because I really, really do not like being accused of whining for portraying a character let me break this down simply. In this thread or any thread in the shows/payperview areas this is considered in character unless an OOC tag is placed before it. Use this rule, and if someone doesn't use the tag they are at fault and not you.

Apart from me, I'm totally OOC right now.

Oh Jaaaaaaaaaack. All's gone awfully quiet on the Eastern front...

Did I scare you Jack?

Where as that was IC.

OOC: That is one benefit of 'speaking in color'

OOC: Holy dogshit, Batman! I just said that it was hard to determine what was OOC or IC. If it was IC, then read my IC statement from before. If you're bitching OOC about title shots, then PLEASE get a fucking life. I think I've been pretty good about not stepping on people's toes since I've been here, and I'm going to try to keep it that way.

Again, it's been awhile since I've done this, it's going to take me some time to get used to it. Giving me a hard time is NOT going to make the transition any easier.

OOC: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY: NO ONE IS BITCHING OOC ABOUT TITLE SHOTS.

I made a legit OOC comment about sorting out the 'rematch clause' effect, this is not the same as IC people talking about who deserves title shots.

OOC: I get that, Skylar, but I'm just saying if someone did, there's my stance.

I have no more to say on the subject. Sorry I even said anything.

OOC: MORE CAPS LOCK: SKYLER IS SPELT WITH AN E!!!!

Get your OOC out my show. >=(
(Yeah I went there.)

Dunn wrote:

Apart from me, I'm totally OOC right now.

Oh Jaaaaaaaaaack. All's gone awfully quiet on the Eastern front...

Did I scare you Jack?

Where as that was IC.

OOC: See now if I was a douche of a moderator I'd warn you or something for ignoring the tags. The tags are good, love the fucking tags lol.