Death Row TRASH TALKING THREAD

Lazyking wrote:

A sharply dressed man is walking by when he hears his client's name. He stops and turns around.

Ah, you speak of Mr. Thorne, yes? Well, unless you have an appointment with Mr. Thorne, you will not be able to speak with him.

A knowing smile crosses the face of the Agent.

You don't have an appointment, do you?

Yeah, I got an appointment.


It's an appointment with Mr. Throne that includes me shoving my foot up his ass and making him a new asshole. I believe it was schedualed when he finally grew a set of balls to come see me in person instead of a Ryan Secrest-looking motherfucker with a shit eating grin on his face. Now, you wanna check that little apointment book of yours, or am I gonna haft to shine that up and shove it up your ass?

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The intelligence level of this entire place is severely lacking. Jetstream? Really? Is that the best this placehas to offer?

If it is...it'll be that much easier for me to unleash the Hardcore Warrior violence all over FMW.

Jetstream looks at the other guy.

And who the fuck are you?

...Bryce Thorne? Who the hell is Bryce Thorne.

And Mr. Agent. No I do not have a fucking appointment.

Maybe you should make an appointment with the mortician.

After I massacre Bryce Thorne...who knows what's going to happen

What the fuck? Who let Jetstream back in here?

Abel, once again you fail to see what is right before you. My concern right now is not the Gold Card. The Gold Card is a quick fix, a step up to the next level not earned for a body of work, but one occasion where you won out. You are nothing special Abel.

But beating you in a one-on-one match...that sets the stage for something grander in my future. You are like so many that I've found in this place: you're after an instantaneously gratifying moment to validate your otherwise pathetic life. In that one brief instant when you're hand is raised you see yourself not as you are, but as you want to be: hero to TJ, adored by the fans...so on and so forth. You fail to grasp this simple concept: you cannot cheat destiny. You may win the Gold Card, you may not. You may even use the Gold Card to gain a championship opportunity. But if fate decides you lose that match, you've squandered your opportunity.

I will trample underfoot all who stand between me and my goals. Damien and I will soon be the Unified Tag Team Champions. The Dance is about to begin, Abel. Find yourself a partner.

Oh and as for my threats to TJ: I never threatened TJ. I would never harm a child, at least not directly. On the other hand...

Jetstream wrote:

I think he wasen't referring to you dumbass...


You know, it's not nice to interupt when grown ups are talking, so go back downstairs while I fuck your mommy, ok buddy?

Ah Jetstream, carry on with your own pathetic life.

[quote="TJ Tilli"]

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Ah Jetstream, carry on with your own pathetic life.

Wow...did you make that up all by your little self.


Fail

You guys are all acting like you've just been shunned by friends none of you will ever meet in real life.

The room is sparsely lit and somewhat smokey as our resident hero has been chain smoking since he heard the news that his contract had been signed and he was a part of Full Metal Wrestling. He is pacing back and forth chuckling a bit to himself as he waits for the camera crew and resident Interviewer...

Clive(FWE's resident sniveling announcer/interviewer): I came as soon as I heard Sir! I don't think this Federation has people like me but I would be more than happy to do one last sit down with you. Hopefully Electra won't find out!!

AVO: Clive, Clive old Buddy...Can't say I am happy to see you! Last time I saw ya you were face down in that huge dumpster that I and Punk had set up for those guys that tried to get our title. Glad to see ya got out...

Clive: Axel sir that was like 2 years ago....

AVO: Well bud time flies when you are having fun....So what's on your mind?

Clive: I could ask you the same question...Why FMW?

AVO: Why FMW you ask? Well let me tell you this Clive....I have spent years scouring the globe for a challenge to my immense talent and I could not find a single person to even be able to touch me in the ring...I went all over Japan and Europe, up and down both coasts here in the states and it was only here that anyone sparked my baby blues. It was only here that the Man the Myth The Legend could flourish again!! I smell talent and gold in them thar hills Clive and I WANT IT!!!

Clive: Well there are quite a few folks who will just love to hear the new guy talking up his chances...
Many of the folks in the halls say you are washed up...Yesterday's news....

AVO: All I have to say to them(pulls shades down a tad, looking over the top toward the camera)is ....GET IN THE RING!!!!

With that the screen goes black and a red spray painted AVO appears on screen as Get in the Ring whines in the background....

OOC: Put me in coach I'm ready to play!!!

Avo is at a local bar when he sees that one of the resident superstars of FMW is welcoming him with "open arms"

AVO: Cockstain huh? Wow that's original!? Who does this joker think he is....Probably the Janitor or the guy that mops up one of those jerk off booths at the porno shop. I am used to this kind of welcome honestly, he musta heard about me through the wire and realized he better front to show how tough Full Metal Wrestling is. Well this little Oompa Loompa has another thing coming if he thinks the Man The Myth The Legend is gonna just roll over for whoever wants to cuss in his general direction....My advice to you Sir...Tell the rest of the Lollipop Guild AVO is here to stay!!! Bartender make the next one a double!!

The baretender slides AVO another Maker's Mark and AVO winks as the camera pans away....

OCC: Umm...we don't usually do trash talking like that. If you read the posts before your you might geta general idea on how we do things. Trust me, I didn't get it until I read it later. I can roll with this though.


Are you fucking serious? Lollipop Guild? What the fuck is this, some fucking broadway show? And if it is, when is everyone going to spontaniously burst out in song...


Music starts playing, as Jetstream gives a fake smile, and grabs a cane and top hat.


OOOOOO...
There once was a lad named AVO
Who didn't realize that he was gay-o
So Jet came along
And sang this song
And shoved his foot up his asshole


He does a tap dancing routein, and then the music stops, and he poses. As he's breathing heavyly, he looks around. He drops the cane, and drops the top hat.


See how dumb that looks. That's you...


Yeah you. Remember...no more musical references, they make you look gay.


Matter of fact, just stop talking. Your making everyone else look gay too. Fagner was gay before you, but now he's just a RAGEING HOMO. All because of you. Congradualtions.

Welcome aboard, Alex. Good to have you.

OOC: Okay I got this....

Ha ha....you kill me Ace! But I have to ask if I am a "homo" (makes finger quotes in the air) What do these pics that janitor over there gave me make you?

Axel flips through some pics of Jetstream with some very unwilling farm animals....1

I think you are way offbase little man, I think before you throw kindling on a fire you best do a lil background....I eat little bastards like you for breakfast and wash ya down with a double shot of tequila. Your writing checks your ass can't cash my man. I have heard about you from folks around here and you ain't nuthin more than the stain your Mom's last turd left in her drawers. When you want to come correct little man let the Once and Future King know....Your Mom's got my number!

OOC: By the way glad to be here!!! hard to find an active fed

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

OOC: Okay I got this....

Ha ha....you kill me Ace! But I have to ask if I am a "homo" (makes finger quotes in the air) What do these pics that janitor over there gave me make you?

Axel flips through some pics of Jetscream with some very unwilling farm animals....1

I think you are way offbase little man, I think before you throw kindling on a fire you best do a lil background....I eat little bastards like you for breakfast and wash ya down with a double shot of tequila. Your writing checks your ass can't cash my man. I have heard about you from folks around here and you ain't nuthin more than the stain your Mom's last turd left in her drawers. When you want to come correct little man let the Once and Future King know....Your Mom's got my number!

You remind me of how I first started in this business.


Little advice, stop being such a bitch.

Jetstream, I wasn't speaking to you. Be like your namesake and move on to another part of the world.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

I Sir am The Man the Myth The Legend! I am the Future of this Damn Franchise and far far from some wet behind the ears rookie you can just push under the rug like that shit stained underwear you refuse to change...I don't waltz in here demanding a damn thing I plan on taking it. My Daddy always told me money talks and bullshit walks and I am willing to back up every damn word I say with the best damn wrestling your little group O thugs has EVEEEEEER seen...Sounds like you are ready to take a shot at The Latest and Greatest and I for one welcome the chance to end the witty banter and WHIP YOUR LIL ASS!! So like the song says junior....GET IN THE RING!!!!

The agent of Mr. Thorne is walking to his car, when his cell phone rings. As he picks up's the phone, the agent hears Mr. Thorne yelling.

I'M THE FUTURE IN FMW! NOT THIS OZZY OSBOURNE FREAK!

Lazyking wrote:

I'M THE FUTURE IN FMW! NOT THIS OZZY OSBOURNE FREAK!

Axel is leaning against the Agent's car when he walks up...AVO is close enough to hear Thorne going nuts...

Well Jeezy I got all kinds of feathers ruffled and I have only been here just a couple days!! You tell your boss I wanna talk with him...Hell I'll do it....

[/i]Axel snatches the phone from his hand...[/i]

Listen here Bub, I came hear to do two things win championships and chew bubble gum and oops I just ran outta Big League Chew!! So I will tell you what ... You or any other chumpstain that wants to stand in my way or wants a piece of the Man, The Myth, The Legend...Get in line and I am now serving Number 1!! So if that's you Junior ....Get In The Ring...Daddy's done talking!!!

Axel tosses the phone back to the lackey and smiles wolfishly, lighting a Marlboro as he walks away

Jetstream wrote:

You dare to waltz in here acting like you own the damn place. There's only one person that can do that, and buddy your looking at him.

Damn it but now even the newbs are running around trying to claim ownership of this place. When will you all realise that no one "owns" FMW........., you own your destiny and nothing more.

The onus is on you to make your destiny memorable through your deeds and accomplishments not to "control" the FMW.