Corruption 14.1 Results

Edible14 wrote:

I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't have a high opinion of Nick Bryson.

One would think that a person who has had his lips sewn shut by Nick Bryson would feel the same way but as we all saw, Marky Mark, as he is derisively known, joined his ranks still the same.

But of course, you are smarter than that.

Mark Johansson wrote:

Damien wrote:

On the other hand, we all witnessed a travesty tonight. First we have Ashburn and Marky-Mark pull a second god damn Finger Poke of Doom with the TV Belt, then them and Bryson beat down Trey. This is bullshit.

Travesty? Why would we waste energy on beating each other to pulp and risk injury.

Tonight was the set up, we couldn't risk our bodies and in turn risk the bigger agenda.

Travesty, no. Smart, yes.

Bullshit, Mark. History lesson for ya.

WCW Monday Nitro. January fourth, 1999. World Heavyweight Champion Kevin Nash was set to defend title against the returning Hollywood Hogan. Suddenly, in what is considered to this day to be one of the most idiotic occurences in this sport's history, Nash laid down for Hogan. I know you're aware of this. Akl decent fans are. They're also aware of the downward spiral WCW began from then on.

My point is, championships are an important part of this sport. By just laying down for Hogan, Nash might as well have just taken a hammer and smashed the center plate of the belt. They took away the title's prestige. In doing so, they fucked WCW.

A championship is nothing without prestige. And it sickens me when bullshit like this happens.

Reggie: The hell?

Peyton: Seriously, some fuckwit decided that poking your opponent's FUCKING STOMACH is classed as a FUCKING FINISHER!! What the hell is this WCW?

Reggie: It's FMW.

Peyton: I know that you fucking twat, stick with the fucking trash talking you douchebag.

Standing in the middle of Reggie and Peyton is Stormmaster who appears to be not moving...at all.

Peyton: Turn him on.

Reggie: Wha...?

Peyton: You heard me, do it!

Reggie disappears behind Stormmaster and fiddles with his ass. Suddenly the lights on Stormmaster's helmet flash red and there is sudden movement from Stormmaster which takes Peyton by surprise.

Peyton: I hate it when he does that.

STORMMASTER: You see, the Perfect Storm is coming Gray Inferno. Stormmaster will be ready. Son of Shark Boy will be ready. YNG will be taken care of.

Stormmaster steps back then shuts down, remaining in the exact same position as before which causes Reggie and Peyton to give off a few dirty looks towards each other (#PAUSE!).

Edible14 wrote:

iDeAndes wrote:

Congrats. I didn't think it was at all possible to make Full Metal Wrestling shittier than before I got here but somehow, YNG has accomplished it. Might as well come out and say Apostasy is the forth and final member. That'd be so shocking and edgy.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't have a high opinion of Nick Bryson. And, if you were paying any attention to what I said about Eastwood and the Pack this week... you'd know that I really have no desire to join a stable again anytime soon. So... no. That being said, I'm clearly the man to call if the Sons of Attrition, or any other team, needs to BEAT Nick Bryson.

We know Frost has had some trouble in that department.

We know know I'm better than Leon.

I've beaten him TWICE. 2-0, is the score on that one.

Cue Nick Bryson's predictable "you're not exciting enough to be in my stable" response. Because clearly the reigning Abandoned Champion isn't as good as a one-and-done TV champ and Marky Mark. Somehow, he'll justify it. Watch.

Condolences to a friend, Trey Spruance, on the title loss. Get well soon, buddy.

I would congratulate Mark on his title win, but given the circumstances... I'm not sure I can.

OOC: Congrats, Mark

I don't know if you're aware of this but...your word means dick to me. So you can take your Abandoned Championship and shove it up your ass. I don't trust you. It's a disturbing trend that the people who were taken into the Broken Saints fold seemed to have forgotten the principles that were supposed to be imparted on them. You are a former member of the Broken Saints. As was Mark. As was Leviticus. What's next? Nick Gray starts sodomizing goats and fapping to kiddie porn? Drew Michaels is secretly a tranny hooker in the Tenderloin?

The fact that anyone could let this simple jackass manipulate them into thinking he has their back when he betrayed his blood relative and some of his closest friends is kind of...laughable. What's more saddening is I know why Nick does what he does. But he's not going to respond here, Heath. If there's one thing that I've learned to be an inglorious truth about Nick Bryson it's that he's a coward who hides behind the skirts of whomever is helping him pull the strings, feigning things like "friendship" when his primary thirst is "control".

iDeAndes wrote:

I don't know if you're aware of this but...your word means dick to me. So you can take your Abandoned Championship and shove it up your ass. I don't trust you. It's a disturbing trend that the people who were taken into the Broken Saints fold seemed to have forgotten the principles that were supposed to be imparted on them. You are a former member of the Broken Saints. As was Mark. As was Leviticus. What's next? Nick Gray starts sodomizing goats and fapping to kiddie porn? Drew Michaels is secretly a tranny hooker in the Tenderloin?

The fact that anyone could let this simple jackass manipulate them into thinking he has their back when he betrayed his blood relative and some of his closest friends is kind of...laughable. What's more saddening is I know why Nick does what he does. But he's not going to respond here, Heath. If there's one thing that I've learned to be an inglorious truth about Nick Bryson it's that he's a coward who hides behind the skirts of whomever is helping him pull the strings, feigning things like "friendship" when his primary thirst is "control".

You and I both know that what happened with the Broken Saints was disturbing and stupid. If Drew was trying to impart any wisdom or accomplish something with that group... I hate to say it but it's a clear failure on his part. However, I happen to have quite a bit of Drew's wisdom as it is, from my years of hanging out with The Misfits.

I'm curious, though, why you've decided that the Broken Saints are suddenly your cause. I know you've created a tag team with a former Saint (and a man who, by no means, exemplifies any GOOD qualities to be found in a person) and you've decided to use the name. I've never understood why you two have taken that name. Furthermore, for a guy who bitches about ex-Saints "losing their way"... you're tagging with Omega? REALLY?

I'll bet you twenty bucks that Bryson responds. Because Bryson certainly does defend his ego, as he has done every single time I've critiqued him. I wouldn't call him a coward in that respect. He certainly isn't afraid to mix it up in a war of words - I'm not sure where you get that silly notion. Perhaps you were temporarily inhabiting a different universe. Regardless, I know what he'll say to both you and I. He'll repeat some variation of what he always says: "you guys suck, you aren't on my level, I'm a legend, I'm awesome, lulz". I know this because even if Bryson doesn't want to admit it, I do "get" him better than just about everybody here with the exception of Drew Michaels.

For all the bitching you do about him, you could at least try to be accurate.

My point has been, and always will be... that Nick Bryson is a sad man. He drowns himself in excess to attempt to cover for the fact that nobody really gives a damn about him in the long run, not anymore. He's accomplished so much here in FMW and outside of it, and yet I don't think I've heard a single person sincerely congratulate him on it. The reaction was more of "Oh yeah, that asshole did that, that's interesting I suppose". For all the bridges he has burned in this business, it's easy to think that when it's all said and done, he'll be the Ultimate Warrior of FMW. He'll have accomplished so much, but most people won't think of those accomplishments when they think "Nick Bryson", they'll only think of how much of a joke he was in real life.

Now he's surrounded himself with some mercenaries who are only hoping to get by on his name recognition. I don't blame a perennial under-achiever like Marky Mark or a relatively unproven guy like Ashburn. For them, Bryson is their ticket up. But I don't think that Bryson quite grasps how these guys are only using him. YNG is no brotherhood. It is a pack of jackals. Let's not pretend we don't see how this will end. One by one, they'll each see an opportunity for their own advancement at the expense of the group. They'll all take it, because they're all selfish. Maybe people will be added to the group as time goes on, and the group will last a little bit longer. This changes nothing for Nick Bryson. He's still a jackass. He still has no friends. He still will wind up alone and uncared for.

And if that's not just a little sad to you, then perhaps you're no less a monster than any of them.

Broken Saints was my creation, bruh. Little known fact. And Broken Saints isn't about being "good". Good and evil are too subjective. Being an atheist, you should understand that one man's God is another man's Devil. Broken Saints are about restoring balance. Both internal and external. However, I agree on your point that Broken Saints' failure was on Drew's shoulders...but not just his. It was also on mine. And yours. And anyone else who had bore the banner but did jack shit with it.

I team with Seth because every man deserves his redemption act should he want it. Seth wants it. I afforded it to him. Like me, he's an addict.

Now as to Bryson...I call him a coward because while you may "know" him, I understand him. You probably could quote me Bryson's favorite color or his favorite slice of pizza or maybe his first high school crush. If I asked Bryson's favorite quote, you'd probably recite some for me. Or tell me about his home-life. You probably could tell me that he's a fan of Michigan State and not OSU. But you don't understand him because he doesn't show you that side of him or you're too unwilling to look. I see cowardice because Nick Bryson would rather rule with an iron fist then allow for things to develop organically. He believes, and this is my honest opinion, that what he feels and what he thinks are best for FMW. And it shows in the evidence that FMW has...changed without Jaro here. Sadly, it wasn't for the better and its more of the same with a new tyrant.

I understand that Nick Bryson's greatest folly is that he wishes so badly to understand why people were so enamored with the polarizing figure that was Jaro and that he wants to capture that energy. And that's why, like a coward, he uses control. He lies to people and tells them what they want to hear, lacking the fineness or silver-tongue or even the foresight to predict how people are going to react. Nick Bryson is a blunt instrument from a time long since passed and no matter how much he tries to be relevant, he'll always be "not as good as Jaro" or "that's Drew Michaels cousin". Those simple two quotes are responsible for everything Nick Bryson is now. That's not his ego. That's his truth. Which is what I'm calling into question. Sure, he might verbally joust with you...but that's because you haven't said anything verbally poignant, shocking, or overall effecting anything to his core. You're the Abandoned Champion after all. He's the Full Metal Wrestling Champion. In his irrational mind, he'll rationalize that he's better than you and come across with a smug sense of superiority. It is only when you question his authority...his belief that you see the real ugly monster buried deep down inside of him. And I'm going to continue poking the bear until he either changes or dies.


So your "accuracy" about what goes on while the cameras roll is as real to me as God is to you. I understand the real Nick Bryson.

iDeAndes wrote:

Now as to Bryson...I call him a coward because while you may "know" him, I understand him. You probably could quote me Bryson's favorite color or his favorite slice of pizza or maybe his first high school crush. If I asked Bryson's favorite quote, you'd probably recite some for me. Or tell me about his home-life. You probably could tell me that he's a fan of Michigan State and not OSU. But you don't understand him because he doesn't show you that side of him or you're too unwilling to look. I see cowardice because Nick Bryson would rather rule with an iron fist then allow for things to develop organically.... *blah blah blah De's usual rant*

No, that's not what I claimed at all. I wouldn't be able to tell you any of those things. I'm not surprised that reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. You THINK you know just about everything about everyone around here. You think you "get" Nick Bryson. You think you get me. You think you understand the Saints, Drew Michaels, and all of FMW.

YOU DON'T.

That's my point. That's this argument. I don't claim to know more than I do. I don't know you, I don't know the future and I don't know what everyone here thinks. You, on the other hand, claim to know just about everything that you imagine to be true.

I know a little bit... but not that much... about Nick Bryson. I know him because I've worked against him. I know him because I knew him slightly from my days as Edible Smith's pupil. And the things that you say about Nick Bryson are just things that you have imagined in your head.

Just as you've imagined that I'll join YNG.

Just as you've imagined that Seth Omega is anything other than a peice of shit.

Just as you've imagined that Nick Bryson is pulling any sort of strings for himself

Those are all possibilities. I'll admit that the last one certainly seems true to me right now. However, you're just as bad as Leon Caprice in how you claim that YOU KNOW that things are one way or another. You're a self-righteous and self-important assclown. And I honestly can't take you seriously anymore.

You figure out which part of that is shoot and which part of that is work.

Well that entire exchange between you two was exhilarating... best part of this entire show which was admittedly underwhelming in parts.

Ammunition 14.1 can't get here fast enough as I'll be making one of FMW's own into a broken, battered bitch.

Not too sure what will happen to Faith and Aussie bitch but eh, I am capable of surprises.

Edible14 wrote:

iDeAndes wrote:

Now as to Bryson...I call him a coward because while you may "know" him, I understand him. You probably could quote me Bryson's favorite color or his favorite slice of pizza or maybe his first high school crush. If I asked Bryson's favorite quote, you'd probably recite some for me. Or tell me about his home-life. You probably could tell me that he's a fan of Michigan State and not OSU. But you don't understand him because he doesn't show you that side of him or you're too unwilling to look. I see cowardice because Nick Bryson would rather rule with an iron fist then allow for things to develop organically.... *blah blah blah De's usual rant*

No, that's not what I claimed at all. I wouldn't be able to tell you any of those things. I'm not surprised that reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. You THINK you know just about everything about everyone around here. You think you "get" Nick Bryson. You think you get me. You think you understand the Saints, Drew Michaels, and all of FMW.

YOU DON'T.

That's my point. That's this argument. I don't claim to know more than I do. I don't know you, I don't know the future and I don't know what everyone here thinks. You, on the other hand, claim to know just about everything that you imagine to be true.

I know a little bit... but not that much... about Nick Bryson. I know him because I've worked against him. I know him because I knew him slightly from my days as Edible Smith's pupil. And the things that you say about Nick Bryson are just things that you have imagined in your head.

Just as you've imagined that I'll join YNG.

Just as you've imagined that Seth Omega is anything other than a peice of shit.

Just as you've imagined that Nick Bryson is pulling any sort of strings for himself

Those are all possibilities. I'll admit that the last one certainly seems true to me right now. However, you're just as bad as Leon Caprice in how you claim that YOU KNOW that things are one way or another. You're a self-righteous and self-important assclown. And I honestly can't take you seriously anymore.

You figure out which part of that is shoot and which part of that is work.

Yep. Still got it, apparently.

Tell me...why are you so vehemently defending this situation when you have absolutely no attachment to it? If comprehension in general was your strong suit, you'd realize that most things I say are tongue-in-cheek. By the way, the word is "piece". Get Bryson-baby's cock out of your mouth long enough to enunciate your words. As I've clearly stated before, your word is dick all and I don't trust you. "Bryson isn't pulling any strings for himself"...that was convincing, "Heath". And your arguments are honestly...boring. Simply boring.

And for the umpteenth time, who the fuck is De? My name is Dante. Or 'Page. Use either one at your discretion.

So Amaru is out.

Good to know, Dante.

I don't really ever go by my middle name. Do you?

iDeAndes wrote:

Yep. Still got it, apparently.

Tell me...why are you so vehemently defending this situation when you have absolutely no attachment to it? If comprehension in general was your strong suit, you'd realize that most things I say are tongue-in-cheek. By the way, the word is "piece". Get Bryson-baby's cock out of your mouth long enough to enunciate your words. As I've clearly stated before, your word is dick all and I don't trust you. "Bryson isn't pulling any strings for himself"...that was convincing, "Heath". And your arguments are honestly...boring. Simply boring.

And for the umpteenth time, who the fuck is De? My name is Dante. Or 'Page. Use either one at your discretion.

Bryson: That spin was simply masterful. You accuse Apostasy of something, when he denies the accusation you continue to stress that youre correct, then when he defends himself you then try to use it to reaffirm the previous lie you tried to spread. Thats honestly amazing work. Though I suppose thats the best way to try and spread a lie, huh 'Page? Just keep saying it over and over. Eventually you might even believe yourself.

Your actions seem to imply that youre unimpressed and that I shouldn't be a big deal, yet all you can seemingly talk about is me and YNG. Hmm, I think someones trying to confuse us with mixed messages. Am I a coward or am I someone that should be consistently talked about, because if I were a coward, I dont think you'd have to spend so much time trying to prove it.

The fact of the matter is that none of you know whats happening or how it is, least of all you. As stated before, this is just the beginning.

However, you seem to have it in your head that I'm out for you or that I hold sway over everything in FMW. While I'm flattered you recognize my awesome power, its simply not the case. Heres a thought though, since you hate this place so much let me bring something to your attention. Its right behind you. Its called the door.

Understand this, I don't care what you kick and scream about like an infant. I honestly regret even acknowledging your existance right now, since clearly neither you or I will ever cross paths in the future.

Nobody asked you to come here and make this ridiculous crusade. Nobody is here asking you to save a whale, or save a kitten, or save anything let alone FMW. Besides, there are far better choices for 'hero' than you. However, this might actually the best career advice you can recieve at the moment. You did just win your first singles match in what, two years? Better strike while that irons hot.

Ah. There we go. Knew I needed a little smoke to get the turtle out of his shell.

All I keep hearing is that "this is a lie..this is a lie" when the opposing argument speaks without evidence nor conviction. Also. Are we hearing more contradictory statements from Nick Bryson? I won my match. Where's my title shot, Nick? Let me guess. You're going to throw Seth and I into an obligatory FMW Tag Team Title match, expecting that it will shut me up and completely negating the pecking order of an infant tag division. Where's the loving, giving Nick Bryson who wants everyone to believe he has no power and no sway backstage..except for the fact that magically, his two cronies had a Television Title match on Corruption when the TV Title is an Ammunition sub-division?

Funny how these "coincidences" keep racking up in favor of you and yours.

I don't hate FMW, Nick. I hate what you're doing to it and I hate the fact that I'm one of the few that has the balls to say something against it. I should probably watch my mouth though, right? I don't want a 3,780 dollar fine for shitting all over the product too hard.

No one ever asks me to do shit. I don't need permission. I'm not going to try and suck up to the establishment so I can get what I want. Rather, I'm going to tear into the establishment with little pecks and let y'all talk yourselves into a corner so that you lie naked and exposed for the fucking phony that you are.

It's bad when I almost long for Hannibal as champion.

iDeAndes wrote:

I don't really ever go by my middle name. Do you?

Karma called me that a few times before. It was not that appreciated, yet tolerated.

But it is mostly a familial name that most of the Austin males have so, no not really.

iDeAndes wrote:

Ah. There we go. Knew I needed a little smoke to get the turtle out of his shell.

All I keep hearing is that "this is a lie..this is a lie" when the opposing argument speaks without evidence nor conviction. Also. Are we hearing more contradictory statements from Nick Bryson? I won my match. Where's my title shot, Nick? Let me guess. You're going to throw Seth and I into an obligatory FMW Tag Team Title match, expecting that it will shut me up and completely negating the pecking order of an infant tag division. Where's the loving, giving Nick Bryson who wants everyone to believe he has no power and no sway backstage..except for the fact that magically, his two cronies had a Television Title match on Corruption when the TV Title is an Ammunition sub-division?

Funny how these "coincidences" keep racking up in favor of you and yours.

I don't hate FMW, Nick. I hate what you're doing to it and I hate the fact that I'm one of the few that has the balls to say something against it. I should probably watch my mouth though, right? I don't want a 3,780 dollar fine for shitting all over the product too hard.

No one ever asks me to do shit. I don't need permission. I'm not going to try and suck up to the establishment so I can get what I want. Rather, I'm going to tear into the establishment with little pecks and let y'all talk yourselves into a corner so that you lie naked and exposed for the fucking phony that you are.

It's bad when I almost long for Hannibal as champion.

Bryson: HURR DURR I ONLY NEEDED TO SMOKE U OUT NOW I'VE GOT YOU.

You continue to work your spin.

How does you getting a title shot benefit me? Well, I guess it would further point out your hypocritical ways, so I guess thats a benefit to me. However, I don't control who gets booked where. Ultimately, its not my decision to do so, thats the booking staff. I also dont see how having the television title, which is an FMW title, defended on Corruption, which is an FMW show, is something that is bad. Nor is it something that 'helps' me. My teammates knew what they were doing and I could have just as easily shown our influence on Ammunition, Mark and Matt could have just as easily turned heads on Ammunition. I tell you what, I'm sure that the people in charge of production of that show wouldnt have minded the ratings boost.

I don't hear you complaining that the abandoned title is being showcased on Ammunition this week. Better hurry over and complain about that too. As for fines, I've never heard of one being issued, keep chasing these boogeymen.

You claim to have this amazing agenda that you need no recognition for, yet all you do is scream for attention.

Oh I'm sorry. You were speaking?

The reason why it worked to your advantage is that apparently, you need three guys to jump an already on the ropes Trey Spruance. Two guys whom you conspired with to form some sort of cabal are now at your side to make a statement was my point that either you're too fucking stupid to understand or that you like to make an attempt at saving face as to how it benefits you. Which you're failing at. Hard. Since you're bringing up that the Abandoned Championship is on Ammunition and playing the rhetoric game of "y u no mention this", was it even really relevant? It's easy to regard that as giving the appearance of a fair-trade off.

"Making statements" is the most cliche line I've ever heard. And beating the fuck out of Trey Spruance wasn't making a statement. It was feeding into your insatiable desire of self-importance. He was a hapless casualty you needed to make you feel better about yourself.

I can already tell you how the Reign of Bryson will go. You'll put yourself in front of guys you claim "deserve a chance" when it'll really be read "guys who I know I can beat". You'll use the numbers advantages you have with your two dipshit best buddies who, might I add, don't fit in with you whatsoever given the torment you put one through and the singles promise the other one has without your insignificant "rub". Your fake-ass Evolution/Four Horsemen hybrid will be given plenty of television time, taking away from the undercard as you tout how you are the only two-time Full Metal Wrestling Champion in history, neglecting to mention you lost it rather decisively the first time and also neglecting the second guy you beat lost it in his first defense of the title. You'll introduce your forth member in some huge swerve when the competition is actually adequate i.e. someone who can actually beat you. I've now summed up the next two cycles of competition for FMW in a nutshell - especially on Corruption who, for those not in the know, just had another set of change overs in its writing department at its head. That's thrice in the last six to seven months. Troubling isn't it?

But I guess I'm just being paranoid, right? You'll just respond with you have no knowledge of this happening and "you don't matter, RAMPAGE!". Sweet. Super. And?

Should I bring up the fact, again, that everything you accused FMW of being still hasn't changed in a year's time since you've gotten your main event push..and yet you want to pretend as if everything's hunkie dorie because you finally have what you want?

Fuck you Bryson and suck me very much. Make a point that actually sticks or stop bitching about me hurting your little feelings.

iDeAndes wrote:

Oh I'm sorry. You were speaking?

The reason why it worked to your advantage is that apparently, you need three guys to jump an already on the ropes Trey Spruance. Two guys whom you conspired with to form some sort of cabal are now at your side to make a statement was my point that either you're too fucking stupid to understand or that you like to make an attempt at saving face as to how it benefits you. Which you're failing at. Hard. Since you're bringing up that the Abandoned Championship is on Ammunition and playing the rhetoric game of "y u no mention this", was it even really relevant? It's easy to regard that as giving the appearance of a fair-trade off.

"Making statements" is the most cliche line I've ever heard. And beating the fuck out of Trey Spruance wasn't making a statement. It was feeding into your insatiable desire of self-importance. He was a hapless casualty you needed to make you feel better about yourself.

I can already tell you how the Reign of Bryson will go. You'll put yourself in front of guys you claim "deserve a chance" when it'll really be read "guys who I know I can beat". You'll use the numbers advantages you have with your two dipshit best buddies who, might I add, don't fit in with you whatsoever given the torment you put one through and the singles promise the other one has without your insignificant "rub". Your fake-ass Evolution/Four Horsemen hybrid will be given plenty of television time, taking away from the undercard as you tout how you are the only two-time Full Metal Wrestling Champion in history, neglecting to mention you lost it rather decisively the first time and also neglecting the second guy you beat lost it in his first defense of the title. You'll introduce your forth member in some huge swerve when the competition is actually adequate i.e. someone who can actually beat you. I've now summed up the next two cycles of competition for FMW in a nutshell - especially on Corruption who, for those not in the know, just had another set of change overs in its writing department at its head. That's thrice in the last six to seven months. Troubling isn't it?

But I guess I'm just being paranoid, right? You'll just respond with you have no knowledge of this happening and "you don't matter, RAMPAGE!". Sweet. Super. And?

Should I bring up the fact, again, that everything you accused FMW of being still hasn't changed in a year's time since you've gotten your main event push..and yet you want to pretend as if everything's hunkie dorie because you finally have what you want?

Fuck you Bryson and suck me very much. Make a point that actually sticks or stop bitching about me hurting your little feelings.

Bryson: Let me get this straight. You want to accuse me and attack my character, and then try to pretend like you werent talking to me previously.

You're slipping.

The fact that you mention all of my accolades more than me goes to show that I truly am the most credible and biggest star in this company. I don't need to pretend about anything when things are clearly amazing. Just because you put it in your head doesnt mean something is fact.

You also talk a lot of mean talk about my most recent title when, when you yourself just happened to score your first victory in two years. I hardly think you are the person who can be critiquing anyone elses accomplishments. I am successful. My teammates, Mark and Matt, are both successful. However, I'm not going to spil a lot of it, I'll let them do it on television next show because those two are ratings and thats the plain truth.

As I said before, I really don't know why you keep implying I have control over this place. Its a good thought though. I think that should be something put into effect.

iDeAndes wrote:

You'll use the numbers advantages you have with your two dipshit best buddies who, might I add, don't fit in with you whatsoever given the torment you put one through.

Paraphrased or not, I request that you cite your sources (when the info comes from me, since I brought it up earlier) during your famed RANTPAGES!

Thank you.

Hey since we're bringing up losing streaks and what not (as if that somehow relates to me saying you're corrupt), let's talk about the long sabbaticals I've taken too. Or that I've never won a singles title. Or that prior to this year, your last singles victory was against Mark Johansson at Lethal Injection III.

Furthermore, there was a long period of time where you weren't booked from doing the job at Catalyst all the way to your victory at Mount Vesuvius. Which would make you...the fresh competitor going into a grueling multi-man contest. Also. Weren't you a late drawing number in said contest? Hrm.

Let's also address the only guy whom you've faced over the span of the last cycle with an above .500 record has been Drew Michaels. Such "illustrious" names on your list like Butters, Leviticus, Trey Spruance and Hannibal Frost. My last match before I left was Abel Steele. Douchebag but he's been fairly..competent since he's been here. Before him? Showblower - future FMW Hall of Famer. Before him? Skyler Striker. And before him? Rome.

If you're going to bring up history, know that I can do it too, Nicholas. I know where my shortcomings are. I don't shy away from them. I embrace them. S'whatever. What? Did you expect that it would hurt my feelings that I've lost quite a bit? Wrestling is and always will be what have you done for me lately. Wins and losses become irrelevant, as has been evidenced over the course of your career. You got beat several times by Apostasy. Does that make your standing any more or less visible than his some time later?

Again. You're really failing hard at making a point besides the one I already knew you were going to say; I'm unworthy of your attention.

By the way. Where's Mass Caesar's Abandoned Title shot? Didn't he win that a couple of shows ago?

And my apologies, Chris. You can have that bone if you want it./sarcasm

iDeAndes wrote:

By the way. Where's Mass Caesar's Abandoned Title shot? Didn't he win that a couple of shows ago?

Yes he did. It's his to cash in whenever he wants to. He didn't at Ultimatum or NHB because he was defending/winning the tag belts. This week, he wanted to tag once more with Harlequin. Trust me when I say this, I'm looking forward to facing him.

See how that's not a controversy? Do you see how the actual explanation is actually quite bland and not that exciting? That's basically this entire gimmick of yours in a nutshell. Stupid things said, things that are easily refuted, but said anyway just because you want there to be more controversy than there is.

Hey Bry-Bry Ole' Guy,

Since you're giving out title shots to "people who deserve it" which amounts to the likes and ilk of Trey Spruance -- who did what he does best and lay down, and assumed the position -- how's about you let Uncle Harley have a little go.

You see, I've also been around as long as Trey.

I've also never gotten a shot at the big title.

People also say I have potential marred by my ____ (insert adjective here. Trey was held back by his perpertual uselessness, I'll go with "alter view of sanity" for me).

See I fit all your criteria.

Plus I've caved your skull in a few times in the past and I'm sure you've hit me once or twice in all our time together.

So what say you big guy. Your Kingdom, Your Crown and Your Belt in exchange for my voice in your ears, your blood on my fists and my boot on your throat?

Sounds like a deal to me.

Perfect. I'll see you in the ring. Glad we agreed to this.

Also, if you refuse, I'm not above chemically castrating you. Just saying

Cheers Bry-Bry,



- Harley-poo.

Oh man, I would love to see Bryson vs. Harlequin. Almost as much as I'd like to see Bryson vs. Drew.

Of course, it will probably end up being Bryson vs. Artemis Copeland if Bryson has the pull that some claim he does.

iDeAndes wrote:

And my apologies, Chris.

Accepted.

Harlequin wrote:

Hey Bry-Bry Ole' Guy,

Since you're giving out title shots to "people who deserve it" which amounts to the likes and ilk of Trey Spruance -- who did what he does best and lay down, and assumed the position -- how's about you let Uncle Harley have a little go.

You see, I've also been around as long as Trey.

I've also never gotten a shot at the big title.

People also say I have potential marred by my ____ (insert adjective here. Trey was held back by his perpertual uselessness, I'll go with "alter view of sanity" for me).

See I fit all your criteria.

Plus I've caved your skull in a few times in the past and I'm sure you've hit me once or twice in all our time together.

So what say you big guy. Your Kingdom, Your Crown and Your Belt in exchange for my voice in your ears, your blood on my fists and my boot on your throat?

Sounds like a deal to me.

Perfect. I'll see you in the ring. Glad we agreed to this.

Also, if you refuse, I'm not above chemically castrating you. Just saying

Cheers Bry-Bry,



- Harley-poo.

Hmm... well you know, I've never had a Full Metal Championship match either. But it's OK.

I have BIGGER fish to fry at this moment. Do I see it as paramount as FMW does? No. But apparently he is so he must be dealt with.

Edible14 wrote:

iDeAndes wrote:

By the way. Where's Mass Caesar's Abandoned Title shot? Didn't he win that a couple of shows ago?

Yes he did. It's his to cash in whenever he wants to. He didn't at Ultimatum or NHB because he was defending/winning the tag belts. This week, he wanted to tag once more with Harlequin. Trust me when I say this, I'm looking forward to facing him.

See how that's not a controversy? Do you see how the actual explanation is actually quite bland and not that exciting? That's basically this entire gimmick of yours in a nutshell. Stupid things said, things that are easily refuted, but said anyway just because you want there to be more controversy than there is.

*eyeroll*

Uh..gimmick? I don't do gimmicks, smart guy. If I had a gimmick, it'd be "angry black dude". Just like your "gimmick" is that you don't believe in God. Which in and of itself is a horrible fucking gimmick.

I didn't say there was a conspiracy involving Mass Caesar. I was asking if anyone remembered that he had one. There's a difference.

iDeAndes wrote:

Edible14 wrote:

iDeAndes wrote:

By the way. Where's Mass Caesar's Abandoned Title shot? Didn't he win that a couple of shows ago?

Yes he did. It's his to cash in whenever he wants to. He didn't at Ultimatum or NHB because he was defending/winning the tag belts. This week, he wanted to tag once more with Harlequin. Trust me when I say this, I'm looking forward to facing him.

See how that's not a controversy? Do you see how the actual explanation is actually quite bland and not that exciting? That's basically this entire gimmick of yours in a nutshell. Stupid things said, things that are easily refuted, but said anyway just because you want there to be more controversy than there is.

*eyeroll*

Uh..gimmick? I don't do gimmicks, smart guy. If I had a gimmick, it'd be "angry black dude". Just like your "gimmick" is that you don't believe in God. Which in and of itself is a horrible fucking gimmick.

I didn't say there was a conspiracy involving Mass Caesar. I was asking if anyone remembered that he had one. There's a difference.

So, you're going to try to claim you weren't just saying that because you thought it was some oversight by the powers that be? Just like when somebody calls you out for saying something inflammatory and/or stupid you retort that you're just being "tongue in cheek". Because clearly you're not wrong, I just misunderstood you.

Yeah, not buying it. Something tells me that nobody else is buying it either, but that would be idle speculation on my part, and while that's a specialty of yours, it's not really my thing. You are a troll, and I really shouldn't pay you any further mind.

So I won't.

Last post is yours. Make it snappy, make it witty. Try to convince us all that somehow breaking character every post so that you can personally attack Nick Bryson is TOTALLY SUPER EDGY AND YOU SHOULD BE GETTING PUSHED. Ignore the fact that people are sick of this act of yours. Why don't you call me Bryson's lackey for the thousandth time. You are predictable and I'm bored with you. I really don't need to waste any more of my energy on a hopelessly delusional troll such as yourself.

Then go back to complaining that Bryson's ignoring you, when he has every right and reason to.

Mmm, popcorn.

This is starting to grow rather tiring and frankly, comical.

All of this talk, yap, yap, yap. None of it means anything if a physical confrontation doesn't come from it. Without someone being annihilated, well this becomes a cunt-measuring contest.

I would request that both of you pissants just shut the hell up about the incident because we all know that Bryson isn't facing Dante anytime soon, given positions on the card or, in Dante's case "Bryson is scurred", but every one seems to avoid intelligence these days and to be quite honest, this isn't me being intelligent, this is me speaking on behalf of anyone that feels the same as I do, which is the fact that you both need to take your jilted lovers' quarrel or whatever it is somewhere else.

You are all idiotic, mindless drones constantly hammering on an already expired horse.

So Bryson faced Trey Spruance in a throw-away match for the gold. A stupid match? Yes. Pointless? Extremely. But it happened and is in the past. No amount of Bay Area bitching will change that.

Dante is clearly out to get Bryson because of incidents that he deems unfair seem to coincide with Bryson's subsequent rise back to prominence. No amount of "You're wrong because I'm awesome" will change the fact that Dante will constantly chide and moan about it.

Do I think Dante has points? Well yes, he's not an idiot. Do I think that Bryson may not be the one pulling the strings? I personally don't give a flying fuck because I am here to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that I am the best since according to EVERYONE (read: Dante) there hasn't been a good champion since ever.

Of course I'm exaggerating but the point stands.

I do not care if you are fighting for people like me, or people like Apostasy or people like Matt Ashburn. I don't give a fuck because whatever "greater good" you had in mind up and disappeared a long time ago.

Go change your fucking tampons. I already have two bitches' faces to break on Ammunition and if I can help it I refuse to listen to two more bitches live up to their namesake and air their own personal grudges out in the open just to divide the masses into two categories: Team Dante and Team Bryson. This is not Twilight or whatever it was Karma used to dabble into.

Save for you two, I'm sure most of the people in FMW's balls have dropped by now.

By the way, I have already divided FMW into two groupings.

Those I have defeated, and those I haven't.

Now I'm sure all of this went over your inflated heads which are just oozing ego from the ears, so do what you want. But when you are injured for some "unfortunate reason"... note that I told you why beforehand.

OOC: So glad this devolved into a personal attack that actually has broken character. Fun.

Chris. You're bitching about bitching. That's like failing at failing. Also. Stop making this about you.

And now back to your regularly scheduled bitch fest.

What the fuck is a "post"? What is this breaking character? Are you high, drunk, or fucking retarded? There isn't anyone trying to be edgy or controversial, you musty anal pube. I'm speaking from my heart and somehow, I offended you by insulting Bryson and his stable or the decision making happening in this company. Need I remind you of the fact you and Bryson aren't supposed to be friends nor that you're supposed to be defending him and yet...I make one little joke about a swerve and suddenly, you're playing Captain Save-a-ho. God it's so easy to flip you anal retentive, easily manipulated bastards. You get more worked up than I do. Yet I'm the one with the emotional issues. I also like that a guy who normally rolls on his own pulls an IWC and uses the "pack mentality" defense. Instead of the pronoun "I", it turns into "we" or "us" or what have you. Who is this enigmatic "us", Apos? Or are you now getting so desperate to find new footage to promo about, you've magically spurted a multiple personality disorder diagnosis out of your ass to add onto the atheism?

Or perhaps you really are the forth member? Did I spoil the suspense? Sorry. Even if you were, I still wouldn't have given a shit and people still wouldn't show up to the shows no matter how much Bryson likes to say that he's a ratings draw. In this company's heyday, you two wouldn't be considered contenders. You'd be considered enhancement talent. And certainly, your attitude reflects that.

Was there any other ravings that you wanted to spout off and call them a "shoot" or were you tired of looking more delusional than you're saying I'm being?

Damien wrote:

Bullshit, Mark. History lesson for ya.

WCW Monday Nitro. January fourth, 1999. World Heavyweight Champion Kevin Nash was set to defend title against the returning Hollywood Hogan. Suddenly, in what is considered to this day to be one of the most idiotic occurences in this sport's history, Nash laid down for Hogan. I know you're aware of this. Akl decent fans are. They're also aware of the downward spiral WCW began from then on.

My point is, championships are an important part of this sport. By just laying down for Hogan, Nash might as well have just taken a hammer and smashed the center plate of the belt. They took away the title's prestige. In doing so, they fucked WCW.

A championship is nothing without prestige. And it sickens me when bullshit like this happens.

And world war 1 was started with the bullet that killed Franz Ferdinand. The fall of WCW does not come down to a single act, how about when David Arquette won the title surely that was the ultimate demise of the WCW title and the promotion.

You see overall there were many contributing factors to the downfall, infact most people see that Eric Bishoff telling the result of the WWF Heavyweight Title match took a bigger blow on WCW than the "fingerpoke of doom".

Open your eyes Damien, see the bigger picture.

iDeAndes wrote:

Chris. You're bitching about bitching. That's like failing at failing. Also. Stop making this about you.

And I suppose it should just be about you, yes? You and you supposed unhappiness with management. You, with all of your faults.

You, Mr. "Do as I say, not as I do."

Maybe if the words you're saying came from me they'd carry more weight. After all. I'm me. You're you.

As it were, I know it isn't about me, but like most of the people here, I do have an ego, and when it is not satisfied in favor of a man whose head is so far up his own ass that he can't even see the Full Metal Wrestling Championship around his waist and well, you, then that's a problem.

This is not the Dante Jones and Nick Bryson show. I'll admit it, this isn't even the Chris Austin show.

But, if anyone is going to try and make it about them, it should be someone with the grounds to do so. Neither of you have those grounds in my opinion and frankly, if both of you went and settled your differences like intelligent men then I wouldn't have to say "OK, I'm getting the strap" so I can teach your whiny asses something about behaving correctly.

You know for a fact that this whole thing, or whatever is not good for the federation that you claim to love. You know that you're being hypocritical when the number one thing in FMW is that Dante Jones is pissed off at Nick Bryson, and Bryson wants not to care. You claim you want FMW to succeed, well this isn't helping it.

Yeah, I sound different don't I? I sound like there's something I give a shit about. Well turns out, I need a federation to exist if I am to dominate it. I need a classroom and while I honestly do not care about your personal beef, when it starts to become the primary lesson and lecture that my class views, well I cannot have that.

I'm not going to say do better, Dante because you won't. But you should know better. Do not let your personal issues overtake what's really important. As you will readily admit, you dropped the ball with Karma. Do not do it again.