Ammunition 16.2 TRASH TALKING THREAD

Jimmy Ice... The rock look alike wannabe... Well Mr. Ice there's one thing you don't have and that is the millions and millions of fans following your every moment, every step and breath you take. Aside from the fact that you currently hold the Television Title you're a nobody with a track record for failure son... Get ready to hand that belt over to the new Television Champion...

King...

really?

But... but... I wanted to make a statement.

...sad face.



Oh well, I can always retire him.

Let's make it a contest, Snowman. See who can demolish their opponent in the quickest time.

I'll take you up on that, Skyler.

I plan to keep that little K.O. thing going. Or, I'm going to at least put a dent in the side of King's face big enough... as to where you can see it.

Not a scare tactic.

More along the lines of showing you what to expect. How awesome is it that I get to send an ungrateful little asshole packing as well.

I'll tell you, it feels pretty awesome. That's like... nine birds with one swift kick to the face.

But, I think I'll be aiming for the neck at Catalyst. Your neck, Striker.

Incapacitating the opponent counts under C-4 rules,

right?

Hannibal Frost wrote:

King...

really?

But... but... I wanted to make a statement.

...sad face.



Oh well, I can always retire him.

King: Please try, it'll be so much fun. Like being a matador, taunting a big, dumb animal and watching it try to kill you.

I wish your 'beautiful' friend all the best, but if he underestimates me like you're doing he'll pay the price for it.

Skyler Striker wrote:

I wish your 'beautiful' friend all the best, but if he underestimates me like you're doing he'll pay the price for it.

King: I'm not really underestimating Frost, I just like taunting him.

Apologies, that particular line was directed at the two little ladies, not you. Although I must say that I fear for you as well. I wouldn't want to be facing Frost...

...wait, fuck.

I'd hate to wrestle me too, Skyler.

Which, actually, is why I employ the buddy system when it comes to all masturbatory scenarios.

And King, speaking of masturbating, why don't you grab your bags and beat it?

Hannibal Frost wrote:

I'd hate to wrestle me too, Skyler.

Which, actually, is why I employ the buddy system when it comes to all masturbatory scenarios.

And King, speaking of masturbating, why don't you grab your bags and beat it?

King: How very droll. I suppose I can't expect much better of you though, your wit was never quite up to par.

Longoria wrote:

Santana: We're not underestimating you. We really just think you're a waste of space. No offense darl.

Sage: Hi King. We've missed you

Ouch. My feelings. Should I go cry in a corner?

If Leviticus won't even show up to vocalize for himself, then you tell him this: I may have no regard for common thugs, but neither do I take anyone lightly in the ring. Leviticus will be an example to my snowy friend that I only get more dangerous with time.

Skyler was using the word "friend" loosely.

And King, really!? Grab your bags and beat it? Maybe you're just not smart enough to catch on. Because that shit is gold. Frosty gold.

Ready to retire?

Apostasy... Heath...

Good luck.

Frost, Skyler... heh-heh-heh...

Girls. I must apologise, but you have to realise that I think your version of the 'truth' is worth as much as a rotten potato. If half of the men employed here had brains larger than their balls, they'd realise that your opinions are as vapid as the trash you spew out on a daily basis. Leave the talking to the real men. K?

Frost - you mean we're not friends? And here I was, thinking this whole thing was in jest. You really do want my head on a pike, don't you?

And Austin. I can only assume you will be watching our match at Catalyst very, very carefully. After all, I can only assume whichever of us wins will be after your title.

Well of course, I'd be watching that match regardless of my status as champion. However, I will take every step to ensure that I am because if somehow, I am not...

Then perhaps I should return to the C-4 Division and do that championship the proper justice that I should have when I held the belt.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to teach you all about the truth of "trust".

My first lesson required a volunteer. Everybody get a round of applause for Matt Dunn!


Because it'll be the last time he'll ever be applauded.

Seanawott wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to teach you all about the truth of "trust".

OOC: Gimmick Infringement.

RCA wrote:

Well of course, I'd be watching that match regardless of my status as champion. However, I will take every step to ensure that I am because if somehow, I am not...

Then perhaps I should return to the C-4 Division and do that championship the proper justice that I should have when I held the belt.

Don't tell me you've finally seen the irony of your campaign against Frost tarnishing the FMC? Look class we're learninged...

The Full Metal Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship wasn't just tarnished by Frost.

Don't forget Alex O'Rion, pulling an Alex O'Rion.

Don't forget Hostyle, as much as it pains me to say, running out of gas right after winning it.

Don't forget TyranT spending 400 days, approximately, being the complete anti-thesis of a "fighting champion".

Then you combine all of that with Frost's shitty reign and Bryson having the damn gall to willingly vacate the most important thing in this federation by throwing a match? Yeah, the championship's legacy is tarnished and I must fix it.

But as for your reference to the C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship?

One, until I lost the C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Championship, I did not lose a match during my six or seven month reign as champion. This includes a successful defense of that championship, and a successful defense of the Full Metal Wrestling World Tag Team Championships, which I unfortunately vacated because of my inability to consistently count on my partner as well as our failure to be fighting champions, as contractually obligated.

So while I wasn't the dominant, long-term C-4 Heavyweight Wrestling Champion I should have been, I did not suddenly rest on my laurels as champion. I have been the most difficult person to defeat in FMW for some time now and my winning that championship only served to strengthen my motivation to be such, despite me saying I didn't need it to affirm what I knew.

Admittedly, it was quite the reinforcing of my claims and thusly deserved more respect than I gave it, even though I defended that championship, when booked to do so, with all I had.

Yawn.

That FMC is gonig to be even more worthless once I sue the pants off this entire company for what they did to me.

I'm going to take it as part of my compensation, throw it on the fire and piss on the ashes.