CATALYST Preview & Discussion Thread

Yes. Yes it is.

OOC:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! I so wish I'd known there would be such swank match graph, I would have held off retirement till after this, just so I can have Scorpio part of it.

Great F'n job!!

WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DOOOOOO

Romeo wrote:

WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DOOOOOO

Dexter's Laboratory.

Sweet memories...

Am I the only one concerned that the graph for the War Games match is missing team Frod?

No sir you are not. THIS TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE WILL NOT STAND

Apathy: As much as I would love to see Lestat, Moses, and RuPaul compete over a non-existent title that has no relevance whatsoever, y'sure you're up for the challenge?

Can you even be up during the daylight? As this match will certainly be an opener if not pushed off television completely for lack of the audience caring. Adding you to the fracas wouldn't be anymore visually stimulating.

Apathy: You can't, Team Edward.

With your ambiguous sexual orientation to your breaking the cardinal rules of your ilk (revealing your existence to mortals), you're more of a campy Saturday morning cartoon than the heir of Vlad the Impaler. That guy was a real mean bastard. You? You ain't so much.

So I take it you sparkle in the sunlight?

Well bah Gawd then, I'm going to bring in my FMW Super Fucking Galactic Wunderkind Mid-Atlantic Eurocontinental Official Certificate of Bad-Assery Championship belt.

That'll teach you cocksuckers.

Apathy: As soon as that belt is birthed into existence, I win it.

We don't even have to have a match. I just win it.

Apathy: Thank you. Even if that was a horrible cover up to spare yourself the indignity of people branding you a monster and cutting off your head mid-match, you tried.

I'll give you an A for effort.

iDeAndes wrote:

Apathy: As much as I would love to see Lestat, Moses, and RuPaul compete over a non-existent title that has no relevance whatsoever, y'sure you're up for the challenge?

Can you even be up during the daylight? As this match will certainly be an opener if not pushed off television completely for lack of the audience caring. Adding you to the fracas wouldn't be anymore visually stimulating.

Lady: Now, now, now. I know our presence immediately makes yours insignificant (not as if your presence was compelling to begin with) but there's no need to be crude. Just take your rightful spot back behind X. Where you belong. No matter who you beat or how eloquent you may speak, you'll always be number two.

Apathy: It's nothin' personal, sweetums. Just that your gender is questionable when you decide to hide your face with a veil. This isn't Taliban occupied Afghanistan during the 1980's, miss. Unless, of course, you're hiding some physical deformity like a grotesque skin affliction.

I digress. X wasn't ever relevant. He has a reputation for being a raging queen. Dreamkiller can attest to this notion. I hear he was once caught pulling a Buffalo Bill in a public bathroom during a house show in Rhode Island. His "place" has always been the pitbull for Dreamkiller's mouth piece. And everyone knows that the silent, hulking monster shtick is very 90's.

The mystery and intrigue of him died when he began to speak. Whereas mine remains constant.

Just out of curiosity, who's my pic base in the Catalyst logo? I think this one makes three.

David GS wrote:

Just out of curiosity, who's my pic base in the Catalyst logo? I think this one makes three.

OOC: Chris Sabin.

Cool, thanks. Still doesn't answer the question of 'why', though...

OOC: I got this one.

PSDs or Photoshop Cuts as I like to call them are photos that are pre-cut in order to make it easier on the GFX guy (De) to make a promotional graphic.

However, if De would have asked I could have easily given him the cut from the FMW Photobucket.

It's a science really.

Thank you for clarifying. I should totally take advantage of the multiple picbases and give DGS a shapeshifter gimmick lol

OOC: It makes two..as the ones posted in the roster thread had never been "official" or "set in stone".

OOC: 'scuse me? What?