FMW 11.2 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Champion of champion's match?! Huh ha ha ha ha ha!

Really? Champion of champion's match? Bit of a dumb name to call a fight between all the folk holdin' lesser gold. We all know the champion of champion's is the man who holds the top title of the FMW... oh, which just so happens to be the TyranT!

Ah'll be honest though, this card booked is less pathetic then usual. Might have been made a lil' better if Ah' was around, but Ah' don't mind seein' the lil' one showin' all yer' how it's done in the ring for a change. That an' Ah' don't mind watchin' the so called number 1 contender's gettin' an ass whoopin' from the PunK's who don't even come close to mah' standard of wrestlin'. This one is gonna' be a g'ud one to watch!

Sum' of the ol' guard is returnin' Ah' see. Looks like mah' time holdin' the title has been very prosperous for this company after all. Ah' intend to keep things that way!

That chick is about to beat your ass.

TyranT wrote:

Champion of champion's match?! Huh ha ha ha ha ha!

Really? Champion of champion's match? Bit of a dumb name to call a fight between all the folk holdin' lesser gold. We all know the champion of champion's is the man who holds the top title of the FMW... oh, which just so happens to be the TyranT!

Ah'll be honest though, this card booked is less pathetic then usual. Might have been made a lil' better if Ah' was around, but Ah' don't mind seein' the lil' one showin' all yer' how it's done in the ring for a change. That an' Ah' don't mind watchin' the so called number 1 contender's gettin' an ass whoopin' from the PunK's who don't even come close to mah' standard of wrestlin'. This one is gonna' be a g'ud one to watch!

Sum' of the ol' guard is returnin' Ah' see. Looks like mah' time holdin' the title has been very prosperous for this company after all. Ah' intend to keep things that way!

Hey bye, remember last time you had something precious and I got annoyed?

Shut up.

*glances at the 11.2 card*

Sigh . . . I guess beggars can't be choosers. Best of luck, Mister Krow. You'll need it.

OOC: just found out I have a match. I won't disappoint this time.

IC:

Ah, Axel you are the unlucky bastard that gets to face me. Your also the unlucky one who's still on that diarrhea of a brand, called Distortion. I used to be on that shit brand, but now, I'm on the Flagship show, Ammunition and I plan on showing why, I was their number one pick by making an example out of you.

McDaygo wrote:

A woman... Really? This is the BIG comback match I was told?

OOC: Get in touch with me if you can hombre.

Leon Caprice wrote:

Skyler, we need to talk... privately.

I know we're tag partners and all, Leon, but I don't swing that way.

The only talking I'll do is when I outclass you, make the fans remember why Alex O'Rion is a has-been, and kick Austin's ass so hard that my foot will come out of his mouth (which is an added benefit because he never shuts up).

Dear god I actually agree with Matt Dunn?

Look kid, you can't really wrestle anyways so why exactly do we care what you have to say?

But if you're so damn willing to bad mouth the Green Brand, then all of us...and I do mean all of us here in the land of the distorted will happily give you the ass beating of your life.

It's times like this I wish I was still in Japan with the good ole deathmatches.

Yeah, Skyler's still a douche.

Some things just never change.

Jaro wrote:

McDaygo wrote:

A woman... Really? This is the BIG comback match I was told?

OOC: Get in touch with me if you can hombre.

I'll be on AIM after 4 my time.

Agreed. That guy's a dick.

Green brand is dead, there's nuthin' left there worth even a dime. Yer' were losin' it when ya' lost the TyranT, and completley lost it when Faith was drafted away. Face facts mah' snot colored brand, yer've got no chance in hell of winnin' this lil' game.

An' O'Rion? Yer' don't half talk big for someone who couldn't handle the World Belt don'tchya?

Skyler Striker wrote:

The only talking I'll do is when I outclass you, make the fans remember why Alex O'Rion is a has-been, and kick Austin's ass so hard that my foot will come out of his mouth (which is an added benefit because he never shuts up).

Really, has-been?

We're going for cliches here you pill popping, family abandoning little fucktard, how very disappointing. Whatever Skyler, I wouldn't expect you of all people to take a match seriously, you were an apathetic little fuck last time I was here, only thing that's changed is that even your tag team partner can see the forest for the bullshit you've surrounded him with now.

TyranT wrote:

An' O'Rion? Yer' don't half talk big for someone who couldn't handle the World Belt don'tchya?

You're right.

But I handled you and company easily enough.

Figure with just you in the way I'll have my chance to make up for that eventually bye.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

The only talking I'll do is when I outclass you, make the fans remember why Alex O'Rion is a has-been, and kick Austin's ass so hard that my foot will come out of his mouth (which is an added benefit because he never shuts up).

Really, has-been?

We're going for cliches here you pill popping, family abandoning little fucktard, how very disappointing. Whatever Skyler, I wouldn't expect you of all people to take a match seriously, you were an apathetic little fuck last time I was here, only thing that's changed is that even your tag team partner can see the forest for the bullshit you've surrounded him with now.

Pill-popping? Check.
Family abandoning? Tick.
Disappointing? Perhaps. Depends on whose view.
Tag Team Champion? You'd better goddamn believe it.

Chris cares about as much for you as I do for Leon at the moment. You and Caprice are very much alike - both tools whose effectiveness is doubtful but sufficient for the moment.

The difference between your team and my own is that Chris keeps running towards something, but he has no idea where. I'm going to the top. The World Title. A reign that I intend to last a bit longer than your forgettable exit from this company.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Chris cares about as much for you as I do for Leon at the moment. You and Caprice are very much alike - both tools whose effectiveness is doubtful but sufficient for the moment.

In response to your first little comment...I do not care for dishonesty in my classroom. As soon as your foot comes flying toward my ass I will catch it and break that mother fucker off so I can beat your brains in like I was Quan Chi. (Hi, Celt) I talk only when needed. And YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION AS IT RELATES TO DANSE MACABRE AND HAVOC'S REUNION TOUR.

As for this one...don't lie to my students.

Unlike you, I actually know and acknowledge that I share things in common with Alex O. Unlike you, despite the fact that I don't give a shit about the majority of you people here, I know to keep tabs on and talk to my tag team partner and, if you ask some people, my de facto mentor.

I am on his ass damn near every day, making sure he's focused about this matchup. Shit, Leon doesn't even know who you are even though you fuck him over and he still comes back like an attached broad whose virginity you took.

You see, that's why we're going to win, besides the whole we're better than you part and the fact that you're stupid.

We're a fucking tag team competing for the tag team championships, that are being held by two people whose minds could not be any further from the task or the damn concept. You're so focused on a world title match that you will lose, Leon doesn't know whether he wants to be you or Drew Michaels...all I know is that I want some gold, and Alex would like to beat the brakes off your roo-fucking asses...shit, I'd like to do it as well.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Pill-popping? Check.
Family abandoning? Tick.
Disappointing? Perhaps. Depends on whose view.
Tag Team Champion? You'd better goddamn believe it.

Chris cares about as much for you as I do for Leon at the moment. You and Caprice are very much alike - both tools whose effectiveness is doubtful but sufficient for the moment.

The difference between your team and my own is that Chris keeps running towards something, but he has no idea where. I'm going to the top. The World Title. A reign that I intend to last a bit longer than your forgettable exit from this company.

Gothca bye, so because I actually WON the world championship, something an odd oh, eight people have managed to do. And yes, it was a brief reign, but it was one. People want to mock it all they want, but I can still look at this way.

Where the fuck has your reign been bye?

Because if I'm so pathetic, so damned terrible, and I could do it. How fucking sad are the lot of you who put it down without ever having touched the damned thing.

But moving along, you ignore me, consider me the weak link. People been doin' that my whole career, last time they did I went and beat some unknown bastard along side Smitten, Austin and company for the Mount V Torch, suits me just fine to do the same here again.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

People been doin' that my whole career, last time they did I went and beat some unknown bastard along side Smitten, Austin and company for the Mount V Torch, suits me just fine to do the same here again.

We show a united front and you bring that up.

I know, it was meant for Skyler but all I have to say about that match is Fuck Romeo...

Was a good match though...last time I put hands on Skyler I gave him a Springboard TKO from a Ladder onto the ropes through four tables.

Man, I didn't even know I was capable of that.

On second thought, good stuff for bringing that up.

Last time I was in the ring with Skyler he was screwed out of a title shot.

No wonder TyranT thinks the green brand is dying, at that time their top champions gets blindsided and doesn't act.

However TyranT you weren't counting on the fact that Distortion may not have the same "star quality" but now we went back to the roots.

We're a dark more violent brand now.

How does the song go?

Da-Da-Da-Da, I'm loving it.

Omega wrote:

Da-Da-Da-Da, I'm loving it.

Omega and McDonalds, why am I not surprised?

You speak my truth, Austin. You want gold, and Alex is your weapon of choice. Leon was mine.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Lazyking wrote:

OOC: just found out I have a match. I won't disappoint this time.

IC:

Ah, Axel you are the unlucky bastard that gets to face me. Your also the unlucky one who's still on that diarrhea of a brand, called Distortion. I used to be on that shit brand, but now, I'm on the Flagship show, Ammunition and I plan on showing why, I was their number one pick by making an example out of you.

My boy....You attitude brings me back, to last week mind you, but it still takes me back. Back to the day when I was full of bluster and "piss and wind". I don't need a loud mouth to beat you, all I need is to sit back and watch you wear yourself out spewing this and that. As for trying to get to me by ripping on my stomping ground,the Green Brand, ain't a thing really. I know where the cream of the FMW crop lies and it sure as hell ain't where you are calling home. If you wanna play with the big boys come on back, till then shut your face!

A little testy are we? I think I smell fear on you, but you were always afraid of something. As for the rest of you peabrains, I'm a star for a reason, I don't give a shit about haters, because their hate made me a box office success and your hate now is only misguided jealously, which is quite understandable.

THE FMW CONTRACT ON A POLE MATCH ON DISTORTION HAS BEEN CHANGED TO A DISTORTION VS. AMMUNITION MATCH:

ALEXANDER CRYSTO VS. DALLAS ROLAND

Until further notice... Jerry Barton, Felicia Durante, and Raven Skye have been pulled from the match. You can contact me if you'd still like to be a part of FMW 11.2 but I haven't seen enough activity to warrant being on the card at this point.