AMMUNITION 12.3 TRASH TALKING THREAD

Abel Steele wrote:

PHX wrote:

But Alex, dear fellow, you may be tag team champ, but soon, The Demonstration will destroy you. And that's a promise. Bucko.

OOC: Your username is going to create some confusion...

OOC: Sorry bout that. But I don't want people to know me as MC Steel.

Take this Alex. No. HA. HAHA. HAHAHA!

FMW Rookie Class of '11 wrote:

"E": Postponed employment never smelled so sweet.

Storm: Clear that shit up.

"E": Eat a fuckin' dick.

Your Move.

FMW Rookie Class of '11 wrote:

Fixed.

You are the class of '10, David.

OOC: My bad, I was thinking in terms of public schooling for some reason (start one year, end the next).

IC: I know that! I was...just...trying to encourage the REALLY new guys, is all.

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"E": If you ever try and "fix" one of my PSAs again, David, I will pull your tongue from your mouth and drag in down my sweaty, blistering ass crack. You'll finally taste that success you've been hungry for.

You're really not as intimidating as you like to think, as evidenced by the fact that from this point forward I'll be fixing ALL OF THEM with no fear of repercussion.

"E": You could have just "nuh uh" ya fuckin' child. That's all that really boiled down to. Are there any grown ups around? I heard this place wasn't doing so hot in recruitment, but y'all just went and opened the flood gates to these idiots.

Easy wrote:

"E": You could have just "nuh uh" ya fuckin' Manly-Man. That's all that really boiled down to. Are there any grown ups besides Mr. Manly-Man around? I heard this place wasn't doing so hot in recruitment, but y'all just went and opened the flood gates to these idiots...and Mr. Manly-Man.

Fixed.

Whitt: You need to try harder.

Debatable, seeing as messing with people and being an immature ass - both of which I readily admit to because they're fun - really don't have any bearing on how I do in the ring (read: awesome).

David GS wrote:

No can do. I just don't have the depth, intellectual substance, etc. (call it what you want, you won't find it here.) to express my thoughts (verdict is still out on whether not I've got them) in a respectable manner. Why respond at all, you ask. Simple really. Y'see, I need the attention. While I'm boasting about my in-ring ability, truth is, even I know I'm just not good enough for folks to remember me. Pair incessant attention seeking with just barely you-can-see-it-if-you-tilt-your-head above average athleticism, and your coasting on a zephyr of mediocrity, baby. Now whose fledging career can I vulture because people stopped holding doors for me in half the time it took for William Hung to disappear forever?

"E": Fixed. I can be cute, too.

Now y'see that, that was just mean-spirited and uncalled for. And here I was, thinking you were this big ol' teddy bear.

Easy wrote:

Fixed. Wish I could be cute, too.

Fixed. =)D

Hey Alex,

Mate, is it too much to ask that you pack me a carton of beer from your pub? I've heard them guys in Abu Dhabi don't sell alcohol and I just can't won't do a dry victory celebration.......

Cheers mate.

and a new chapter begins in the life and times of J.L Anwyl as Jeff Watson will be unable to defy and deny the raging bull J.L Anwyl, onwards Anwyl will travel up the FMW Hierachy at break neck speed demolishing and denying wins for his unlucky opponents!!

As Anwyl strides into Ammunition 12.3 he will leave behind a life of troubles and begin a new life as FMW Superstar, the extremely good looking, more truly talented than Jeff Whitt, a future legend capable of much more than the many Australians before him, an A+ graded student of the game, the one the only J.L ANWYL!! now say it with me, FUTURE FMW CHAMPION J.L ANWYL!! has a ring to it doesn't it mate!!

But Remember there are some things that are known... Then there are some things that are unknown... And in-between, well it has to be J.L ANWYL!!

Master_Red wrote:

...more truly talented than Jeff Whitt...

Whitt: Who are you? And why are you name-dropping me?

Master_Red wrote:

an A+ graded student of the game, the one the only J.L ANWYL!!

There is only one Student of the Game and it is I. For lying in my class, among other things, you get the grade of F.

That's what you get. Shut up and do work. As the victories over notable people pile up, then you may brag more and more. As of now? You are nothing more than a slightly intriguing peon that AT BEST, will sneak a victory out over that hack piece of shit named Jeff Watson.

Again, you get the grade of F.

Storm: My debut win was against someone who was cocky and decided that his ego was bigger than his fucking dick.

Your facing Jeff Watson, a shithead and a worthless jobber so do me a favour and follow the advice of Mr Austin.

It might just save your life.

RCA wrote:

Master_Red wrote:

an A+ graded student of the game, the one the only J.L ANWYL!!

There is only one Student of the Game and it is I. For lying in my class, among other things, you get the grade of F.

That's what you get. Shut up and do work. As the victories over notable people pile up, then you may brag more and more. As of now? You are nothing more than a slightly intriguing peon that AT BEST, will sneak a victory out over that hack piece of shit named Jeff Watson.

Again, you get the grade of F.

"E": Student or teacher, bro. Make up your mind.

I am a Student of the Game.

To these peons, such as Anywl? I am a teacher as my intellect as it relates to the sport of kings would be comparable to a professor of the squared circle.

In short, Wrestling teaches me. I teach wrestlers. So think of me as a Student-Teacher. A Graduate Assistant of sorts if you will. I'm qualified to teach effectively, but I still have much to learn about this before I can truly consider myself, to borrow from HHH, "The Game".

Hah!! Oh I can't wait to savor the moment when I hear the 3 count!! That is with you with your shoulders pinned firmly to the mat, and I will climb to my feet and add you to the list of upset wins my friends!! Because Ammunition I will stroll in taunt for a bit demolish J.Watson, walk out with the contract in hand!! And then, I will come for you one by one!! Don't be scared, BE READY!!

Master_Red wrote:

Hah!! Oh I can wait to savor the moment when I here the 3 count!! That is with you with your should pinned firmly to the mat, and I will climb to my feet and add you to the lost of upset wins my friends!! Because Ammunition I will stroll in taunt for a bit demolish J.Watson, walk out with the contract in hand!! And then, I will come for you one by one!! Don't be scared, BE READY!!

Whitt: I'm sorry, but you make very little sense. You've got me all confused.

Yeah... in the wake of recent new activity in the FMDouble-universe (see what I did there?) I'd like to invite any and all fresh sign-ups to PM me. I've been in this fed a couple of years now, and while I'm not the best writer on the team, I'd like to offer a helping hand to any rooks who want some advice on their promoing, trash-talking, character etc.

OOC: I am tired and on my iPhone which thinks it knows what I'm writing sometimes so it will be fixed

Storm: This place needs livening up.

OOC: I was aiming to get Ammunition up tonight, but I've had a few distractions. Like a cyclone that's supposed to be hitting. Which, in my line of work, means things will get busy. I'm working on it tonight, and I'll try to get it out tonight still.