FMW 11.2 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Daniel Photon wrote:

This iz where i will begin my quest 2 earn my first world championship, but 4 now i plan on deteriorating the current Television Champion PX cuz the first shot i get at that title im going 2 take it from him i will gurantee that. I simply cant wait 2 take my rightful place in this company becuz i wuz working 4 PWA at 1 point and they didnt give me anything and that wuz the biggest waste of time i have had 2 go through and i dont give a damn wut u people think because i know that i am a winner and that u r all loserz, PX im comin 4 the ur title so watch out.

Hold on a mo, ya god damn ho...

You gotta work your way through the ranks, you will never get your hands on PX, in fact I'll make ya famous...

As your Holy Executioner...

Work thru' the ranks?! What the hell! Do ya' think this place actually has a rankin' system boy? They give a shot at any belt to anyone these days. Just ask god damn John Derrick!

True Light wrote:

Hold on a mo, ya god damn ho...

You gotta work your way through the ranks, you will never get your hands on PX, in fact I'll make ya famous...

As your Holy Executioner...

I'm sorry, but you haven't even had a match yet. I'm sure you have the capacity to make people a lot of different things - annoyed, irritated, deaf, homicidal, et cetera - but I don't believe 'famous' is anywhere to be found on that list. Nothin' personal, you understand; you just aren't in any position of relevance yet.

TyranT wrote:

Work thru' the ranks?! What the hell! Do ya' think this place actually has a rankin' system boy? They give a shot at any belt to anyone these days. Just ask god damn John Derrick!

Actually we do have a ranking system. Not everyone is like you or Derrick. am I right Mr. McKenzie? I mean you did ruin your own daughter's own chance for glory when you "earned" your title shot for Death Row...

And actually Mr. GS if you think you know me think again... Mr. Roy never hired a Mr. Crysto... I just need to establish who I am before I ruin you...

Ruined? Ah' think ruined is far too strong a word for what Ah' did. Justified? Now... Ah' think that might be a better word for it. What Ah' did was justified! Faith wasn't ready for the title! Ah' thought Ah' proved that at Supremacy! Mah' girl couldn't get past Romeo...

Hell, Ah'm not even sure she'll be able to get past Ash Strife given the man's a god damn monster! Hopefully she might prove me wrong... but what do Ah' care?

To each his own, I guess...we only care for our young because society deems it right and necessary. Isn't that right, Will?

Oh, and Crystmas? Shut up.

howbout u lick theze nutz. i mite be new but im not guna let anybody talk shit 2 me. i cant wait 2 get in the ring with u and take u out. 1TZ MY T1M3 2 SH1N3

TyranT wrote:

Ruined? Ah' think ruined is far too strong a word for what Ah' did. Justified? Now... Ah' think that might be a better word for it. What Ah' did was justified! Faith wasn't ready for the title! Ah' thought Ah' proved that at Supremacy! Mah' girl couldn't get past Romeo...

Hell, Ah'm not even sure she'll be able to get past Ash Strife given the man's a god damn monster! Hopefully she might prove me wrong... but what do Ah' care?

So losing means you aren't ready for the belt?

Because you've failed to go past me, twice, in fact I took your pretty little spot at the top of Ultimatum II.

So why don't we try a third time and maybe, just maybe you'll get to avenge yourself champ. Course I doubt it, but what do you care? Champ needs to prove they deserve that belt right?

Daniel Photon wrote:

howbout u lick theze nutz. i mite be new but im not guna let anybody talk shit 2 me. i cant wait 2 get in the ring with u and take u out. 1TZ MY T1M3 2 SH1N3

.....what?

Speak English Polly, then you get a cracker.

Listen to big balls! So ya' got past me twice in the past, good goin' son, but can't say it means much right now since Ah'm now far past ya' on the food chain, ya' know, right now in modern times? That was then kid, look at me now! Who is it that stands as the FMW Champ?

Now Ah'd love to entertain ya' with 'nother round now that things have changed for the better, but lets face facts. Ya' name ain't John Derrick, guys like you don't get the special treatment it seems when it comes to skippin' steps on the stairway to the top. Sorry.

Alex...have you forgotten the task at hand?

Tag Belts first, then if you want to get your double champ on you can.

Presently, we have other matters to attend to...like getting a burrito.

TyranT wrote:

Listen to big balls! So ya' got past me twice in the past, good goin' son, but can't say it means much right now since Ah'm now far past ya' on the food chain, ya' know, right now in modern times? That was then kid, look at me now! Who is it that stands as the FMW Champ?

TyranT wrote:

Work thru' the ranks?! What the hell! Do ya' think this place actually has a rankin' system boy? They give a shot at any belt to anyone these days.

You're kind of an idiot aren't you, I thought food chain doesn't matter?

I'm sorry I took time off between the last two times I kicked your ass and the next one.

Heh heh heh. Ah' guess ya' got me there Judge Judy. Now how 'bout ya' point somethin' out that actually matters ya' petty lil' PunK...

listen u dipshit it duznt matter u have 2 say cuz all ur jokes are so ass and u can talk about polly wanna cracker and speaking english cuz this polly wanna crack your ribs open. I'll see u in the ring.

TyranT, you are the FMW Heavyweight Champion right?

So, instead of waking up to find yourself on Romeo thanks to Faith, you can beat Romeo by yourself right? Like I did FOUR times?

Instead of cowering behind Faith when Abel Steele came down to attempt his cash-in, you could have beat him. Like I did twice.

But you jumped him after he ran into a Buzzsaw named CXC.


Anyway, I can't deny that you are the FMW Champion. But something tells me that you'd rather be at home leeching off of the success of Faith. You're just here now because, well, I'm not sure why to be honest.

But you're the FMW Champion. A cowardly, lazy, pretty worthless FMW champion. And given that my tag partner is Alex O'Rion, I'd know a less than stellar champion when I saw him. BUT, like him, you are the FMW champion.

Which is more than I can say for myself. Not that I'd want to be like you anyway, despite you having my number back when I was a young 'PunK' that didn't know a wrist-lock from a gutwrench suplex. But my how times have changed.

In sum, Alex, you're buying the burritos.

Bill, you got it backwards it's not because my name is John Derrick that I got my shot, is it because of the name John Derrick that I got my title shot. John Derrick is a name that carries weight, because of everything I have done, John Derrick earned gets a title shot because he is John Derrick, because I am that man. I built that name from nothing, and that name is in the very mortar of this place, or did you forget that the reason the Original Sin is relegated a few notes in the archives was due in large part to my efforts. These things mean something, and they mean them to the right people. The company asked me back and the wanted me back on these terms. I play the hand I'm dealt, and this time I got better cards.

I earned this already, I have the cache from everything I've done to get my chance to prove I'm still the pinnacle of this sport. I know I can beat you, and I need to prove I can beat Skyler.

Apathy: Personally, I enjoy the fact that Mr. Derrick is back.

If there is an individual worth cashing in the Gold Card on, it might just be him.

TyranT wrote:

Heh heh heh. Ah' guess ya' got me there Judge Judy. Now how 'bout ya' point somethin' out that actually matters ya' petty lil' PunK...

Fine.

I'm better than you and you know it champ. Because everything you've ever done, I either did first or took away from you cause your geriatric ass couldn't stop me from doing it bye.

And given the chance, I'm going to do it again.

How's that for matters.

WHERE'S THE DAMN FOOD, ALEX.

....on the table bye, chill out.

You forgot the pie.

OOC: Shouldn't it be a Double Bacon Cheeseburger?

RCA wrote:

You forgot the pie.

Check again bye.

I will never, ever forget the pie.

There is NOTHING I love more in this world than pie, nothing.

I don't know why you bought burgers given I asked for burritos...but all is forgiven.