FMW 11.2 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Very important that you read all 3 shows before beginning your 11.2 plans!

ALSO... WE NEED MORE STAFF MEMBERS. IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT ON STAFF AND EARN SOME FMPS WHILE ALSO GETTING TO BE ON THE "INNER LOOP" OF FMW, LET US KNOW!

OOC: If possible, RCA can and will earn all possible FMPs so I'd get in on the action if I were you.

OOC: Oh man, a match with the Doc himself, someone I've always admired during his first FMW run. I look forward to it for sure

OOC: Cincinnati is my really real world hometown!!! Thanks for puting me there-- Too cool.....I base Axel out of there though even if I say Right Next Door to Hell!!!

Also if I can help any with the staff issues I will...Just PM me and let me know what needs to be done.

OOC: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I GET JACK EASTWOOD!

And Matt Dunn

IC: Jack Eastwood, your mission may have changed. But your date with destiny, it will always remain. Matt Dunn I know you also have a personal vendetta against Mr. Eastwood, but I'd well advise you to stay the fuck out of my path if you know what's good for you.

OOC: I too am marking out for my match. Kaoru Hamayama, I'm a big fan and I'm really looking forward to this match.

Also, this will my first match since NEW that my match hasn't been on the red brand. That's like 7 or 8 cycles people, think about it.

Also, I fully support FMW doing a 15 man war games.

Dunn wrote:

Sir, you just landed yourself in MY REALM, between me and someone I don't like.

You're going to be utterly destroyed.

The last guy who said that left with his face wrapped around a steel chair.

Hell, I'll let you two beat the fuck out of each other for all I care. I'm just in it for the belt.

Hannibal, we have a date with destiny.

OOC: Cactus Sam killed a man last time he was in a match like this.

IC:

*Gets Matt Dunn compilation and Crash Scene footage ready as SoCal/Dogs of War compilation DVD begins to play*

*Don't forget Cactus Sam*

Dunn wrote:

Last man that was in a match with me, involving barbed wire ended up getting mummified and buried in salt.

It's a little bit more drastic.

Drastic times call for drastic measures. Let's say for the sake of saying it Seth Omega vs Matt Dunn might be the most violent match Distortion has ever seen.

Oh, and this Eastwood guy. He'll be in for a world of hurt...but trust me Dunny, you my friend are in for one hell of a surprise.

And/or ass beating.

Trust him Matt, you're in for a world of cliches and over used sayings.

FMW's favourite kind of threat? A thin-veiled yet at the same time extremely vague one.

Oh, you're such a funny man Cactus Sam.

Why don't you go back to the announce table where you belong and call my fucking match like the drone you are?

This is between Matt, Matt Lite, and myself. And finally, for once I'm getting the shot I rightfully deserve at the Abandoned Championship.

Because after a while, shouting out about how much you are getting destroyed just gets quite boring after a while, believe it or not.

I'll take your word for it captain.

You do that, as much as i hate Matt Dunn, they didn't used to call us 'The Cancer' for nothin'. That's the real Matt Dunn i'm talking about by the way, not Jaros rentboy.

I'm well aware that he use to be called the Cancer, I'm well aware that he's very good in the deathmatches, and I'm also well aware that I embrace the chance to face him in this kind of match.

It should be a very, very interesting night.

'Interesting night?' You gonna suck his dick or something?

Shelia Blige: The following is a SUCK MY DICK DDEEAATTMMAATTCCHH! As per stipulation of this match, the loser will suck the winner's dick, LIVE! in the centre of this every ring!

Hmmm. Hannibal Frost. Drew Michaels...

...

Great.

Gentlemen, I think we all know how this works correct? Allegiances, friendships, they disappear when that bell rings and resume when it rings again.

No flames. No corridors that are impossible to maneuver. Just glory. Plain and simple.

So gentlemen, I'll see you on the killing fields, and may the best Captain win.


OOC: Marking so hard for Hanny as Distortion Captain.

OOC: To be fair this show fills like one of the biggest non-PPV shows in about forever. Just great match after great match. I think it's just a perfect synchronization of people's momentum and card position.

OOC: I'll play the right hand to Frost in Distortion and mark out for it if you get him to come out of hiding, just to show us that he's still alive.

But i'm looking forward to 11.2 and beyond, I see an almighty storm brewing!

IC: Skyler, we need to talk... privately.

Woah! Woah! Fucking woah! First I get drafted and then I'm in another match against Butters and Slegnadamus? Was I knocked out and missed a couple of months or something? ... Coz this sure as fuck feels like my birthday and Christmas have collided!

Since I arrived here in FMW I have been looking for an excuse to get my hands on those two and at 11.1 I got that chance, granted it didn't quite go to plan, but hell not everything in life ever does ... however now I've for an excuse to go after them again ... actually it's more like I'm looking for an excuse to get my hands around Slegna's throat!

Why would I wanna do that? He didn't do anything wrong! I hear you ask. Simple ... I don't like him! There is something about that little prick that really sets my teeth on edge. Maybe it's his face that annoys me, or his voice ... who knows. All I know is I'd love nothing more than to kick his teeth so far down his throat he'll be able to chew his own ass out!

Don't get me wrong though folks, I'm not forgetting about the other two in the match. Butters is a pretty impressive competitor, but come on, he's only getting his face on TV coz he's being dragged round on a leash by Slegna.

And then there's Cole ... My tag team partner ... An amazing athlete, a great man to work with, someone who I am happy to say I may actually get along with .... But even he had better understand that when there is a shot at ultimate glory ... There are no friends, there are no acquaintances ... Only oppositions!


OOC: Sorry if this reads a little sucky. It sounded better in my head. Also I'm so totally looking forward to 11.2 some pretty interesting matches coming our way! Woohoo! ..... OK, I think I need sleep, I'm rambling on again lol.

OOC: I actually sent Hanny a text a couple days ago, didn't really hear anything back so I'm not sure what's up.

IC: Cactus Sam you sound a lot smarter when you're behind the announce booth.